Feeling a little down?
Well, get ready to be tickled by the golden rays of laughter!
We’ve gathered the most side-splitting yellow puns to put a spring in your step and a smile on your face.
Get ready for a cornucopia of citrusy silliness!
113 Hilarious Yellow Puns
1. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had a peel-ing injury.
2. Why couldn’t the lemon play any sports? Because it was too sour.
3. Why was the banana sad? Because his wife left him for a split second.
4. Why couldn’t the banana play music? Because he had no organ.
5. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no athle-tease.
6. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no balance.
7. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no backbone.
8. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no guts.
9. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no fruit.
10. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no legumes.
11. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no citrus.
12. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no pith.
13. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no rind.
14. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no peel.
15. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no zest.
16. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no juice.
17. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no pulp.
18. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no skin in the game.
19. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no yellow.
20. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no fruit in the loop.
21. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no appeal.
22. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no citrus spirit.
23. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin C.
24. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no potassium.
25. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin A-peel.
26. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin E-peel.
27. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin D-peel.
28. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin B-peel.
29. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin F-peel.
30. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin G-peel.
31. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin H-peel.
32. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin I-peel.
33. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin J-peel.
34. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin K-peel.
35. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin L-peel.
36. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin M-peel.
37. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin N-peel.
38. Why couldn’t the banana play any sports? Because it had no vitamin O-peel.
39. Why did the banana go to therapy? It was peeling down.
40. What do you call a cowardly lemon? A chicken citrus.
41. Did you hear about the citrus fruit who won the lottery? It was one in a lime!
42. How do you make a lemon laugh? Give it a zest of humor!
43. What did the yellow traffic light say to the red light? “Don’t look, I’m changing!”
44. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
45. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
46. Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
47. What’s a banana’s favorite kind of music? Peel-a-ton!
48. What do you call a banana that became a famous actor? A banana superstar!
49. How do you fix a broken tomato? Use tomato paste!
50. Why did the orange go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date!
51. What do you call a yellow dinosaur? A dino-mite!
52. Why don’t lemons get sick? They have great vitamin C-itrus!
53. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
54. Why was the lemon sad? It couldn’t find its zest for life.
55. What did the banana say to the grapefruit? “You’re appealing!”
56. Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch!
57. What do you call a singing lemon? A lemonade vocalist!
58. Why did the lemon go to the hospital? It had a sour stomachache!
59. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
60. What did the pineapple say to the palm tree? “You’re top-notch!”
61. Why did the yellow car stop at the red light? It was feeling a bit lemon-timidated!
62. What do you call a group of musical bananas? A yellow orchestra!
63. How do you make a lemon float? Add some root beer and a scoop of sunshine!
64. Why did the orange become an astronaut? It wanted to go to space to find its zest frontier!
65. What did one lemon say to the other during a race? “Squeeze the day!”
66. How do you make a banana split? Use a knife and tell it a bunch of jokes!
67. Why did the lemon refuse to share its dessert? It was too territorial!
68. What’s a banana’s favorite type of clothing? Slips!
69. How do you fix a broken fruit punch? Use a can opener!
70. Why did the grapefruit go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit sour!
71. What’s a lemon’s favorite game show? Wheel of Citrus!
72. Why don’t oranges play hide-and-seek? Because they always get caught orange-handed!
73. What did the pineapple say to the watermelon? “You’re one in a melon!”
74. How do you make a lemon stop rolling? Apply the brakes!
75. What did one lemon say to the other after a workout? “We’re zest friends!”
76. Why did the orange go to school? To become a little juicier!
77. What did the banana say to the grape? “You’re a-peeling!”
78. How do you fix a bruised peach? Give it a little peach and quiet!
79. Why did the yellow crayon quit its job? It was tired of being the brightest one!
80. What’s a banana’s favorite kind of dance? The peel-to-toe!
81. Why did the lemon go to the party dressed as a lime? It wanted to be the zest of honor!
82. How do you catch a yellow fish? Use a lemonade stand as bait!
83. What did the orange say to the lemon during their argument?”Let’s peel and make up!”
84. Why did the banana go to the doctor’s office? It wasn’t peeling well!
85. How do you make lemonade when life gives you lemons? Add sugar, water, and a little bit of zest for good measure!
86. What’s a banana’s favorite part of the school day? The “a-peel” period!
87. Why did the lemon go to the art gallery? It wanted to find its zest in the world of paintings!
88. How do you turn a banana into a popsicle? Freeze it with a smile!
89. What did the grapefruit say to the orange? “You’re a-peeling, my citrus friend!”
90. Why did the lemon go to the beach? It wanted to get a little vitamin sea!
91. How do you make a lemon happy? Just give it a little squeeze!
92. What did the pineapple say when it got a compliment? “Aw, shucks! I’m feeling pine and dandy!”
93. Why did the orange run for president? It had a great campaign slogan: “A zesty future for all!”
94. How do you make a lemon stop rolling down the hill? Give it a stern citrus-talking to!
95. What do you call a yellow fruit that is always calm? A mellow!
96. Why did the lemon go to the baseball game? It wanted to catch a few zests!
97. How do you make a fruit salad laugh? Tell it a grape joke!
98. What did the banana say to the orange at the comedy club? “You’re peeling the audience!”
99. Why did the lemon break up with the lime? It couldn’t find its zest for the relationship!
100. How do you know when a banana is feeling down? It starts to peel off!
101. What did one lemon say to the other during a lightning storm? “You’re my zest friend, we can weather this!”
102. Why did the orange become a musician? It wanted to squeeze out some sweet tunes!
103. How do you catch a yellow rabbit? Hide in the lettuce and make carrot noises!
104. What’s a banana’s favorite type of movie? A romantic peel!
105. Why did the lemon bring a ladder to the orchard? It wanted to climb to new zest-ures!
106. What did the orange say when it joined the gym? “Time to get citrus and fit!”
107. How do you get a lemon’s attention? Just give it a little squeeze and watch it pucker up!
108. Why did the banana join the circus? It wanted to be the top-peeler!
109. What did the grapefruit say to the orange during their disagreement? “Let’s zest agree to disagree!”
110. How do you make a lemon stop rolling? Just give it a gentle squeeze and tell it to take a peel!
111. Why did the orange become a detective? It had a zest for solving juicy mysteries!
112. What did the pineapple say to the coconut? “Let’s stick together, we make a tropical team!”
113. How do you make a lemon smile? Just tell it a zestful joke and watch it light up!
Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and these yellow puns have provided a healthy dose of hilarity.
So go forth, spread the cheer, and make your friends groan with delight as you unleash these sunny zingers.
Keep smiling and keep those yellow puns coming!
