Grab your broomsticks and prepare to cackle, because we’ve brewed up a cauldron of wickedly funny witch puns!
From enchanting one-liners to spellbinding wordplay, get ready to cackle with laughter as we take a hilarious dive into the world of witches.
Whether you’re a spellbinding wordsmith or just a fan of magical humor, these witch puns are sure to put a wicked grin on your face!
93 Wickedly Hilarious Witch Puns & Jokes
1. What do witches put on their hair? Hair hex.
2. Why couldn’t the witch make a cake? She forgot the spell-ing powder.
3. What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
4. Why couldn’t the witch make it to class? She got be-spelled in traffic.
5. What do you call a witch that lives in France? Fleur-de-witch!
6. Why couldn’t the witch tell time? Because the hands were on the broomstick!
7. Why couldn’t the witch play cards? She was always one card short of a full witch deck!
8. Why couldn’t the witch learn to ice skate? She had two left broomsticks!
9. Why couldn’t the witch make any soup? She forgot the spell-ings!
10. Why couldn’t the witch make any cookies? She forgot the spell-ing flour!
11. Why couldn’t the witch make any toast? She forgot the spell-ing bread!
12. Why couldn’t the witch make any tea? She forgot the spell-ing water!
13. Why couldn’t the witch make any stew? She forgot the spell-ing carrots!
14. Why couldn’t the witch make any stew? She forgot the spell-ing potatoes!
15. Why couldn’t the witch make any stew? She forgot the spell-ing meat!
16. Why couldn’t the witch make any stew? She forgot the spell-ing onions!
17. Why couldn’t the witch make any stew? She forgot the spell-ing broth!
18. Why couldn’t the witch make any stew? She forgot the spell-ing seasoning!
19. Why couldn’t the witch make any stew? She forgot the spell-ing vegetables!
20. Why did the witch become a flight attendant? She wanted to put a spell on passengers and make them fly with laughter!
21. Did you hear about the witch who started a bakery? She’s known for her spell-binding pastries and whisk-fulfilling treats!
22. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the magic show? She heard the magician was going to cast a “hex-traordinary” spell!
23. How do witches keep their hair looking spell-tacular? With broom-ade shampoo and magic potion conditioner!
24. Why did the witch enroll in a cooking class? She wanted to learn how to make the perfect “spook-etti” and “witch-ocolate” cake!
25. What’s a witch’s favorite board game? Hex-and-Seek! It’s all about casting spells and finding hidden potions.
26. How do witches communicate when they’re far apart? They send “witch-mail” using their magical spell-phones!
27. Why did the witch become a gardener? She loves working with herbs and “cauldron”-ing beautiful flowers!
28. Did you hear about the witch who opened a fashion boutique? She’s known for her “enchanting” style and spell-binding designs!
29. What’s a witch’s favorite type of music? “Spell”-odic tunes that make them dance around their cauldrons!
30. Why did the witch join a gym? She wanted to keep her broomstick skills “flying” and stay “witch-fit”!
31. How did the witch know she had a cold? She had a “cackling” cough and was sneezing “spell-choo”!
32. What did the witch say to the misbehaving broomstick? “Sweep it up!” It’s time to clean up your act!
33. Why did the witch become a racecar driver? She loved the thrill of “zooming” around the track and casting “fast-ination” spells!
34. How did the witch lose weight? She went on a “witch-diet” and focused on “spelling” calories!
35. What’s a witch’s favorite dance move? The “hocus-pocus” shuffle, of course!
36. Why did the witch go to the baseball game? She wanted to see if the pitcher had a “hex-traordinary” curveball!
37. What did the witch say to her cat before leaving the house? “I’ll be back in a spell, my purr-fect familiar!”
38. Why did the witch become a hairdresser? She loved giving people “bewitching” makeovers and creating “hair-raising” styles!
39. How did the witch react when she won the lottery? She screamed, “I’m “witch”-ing it rich!” and started planning her magical mansion!
40. What did the witch say to her lazy ghost friend? “Quit “boo-hoo”-ing around and help me with these spells!”
41. Why did the witch take up archery? She wanted to be a “spell-binder” with her bow and arrow!
42. How did the witch fix her broken broomstick? She used a “hex”-agon wrench and some magical duct tape!
43. What do you call a witch who is always grumpy? A “witch-crab”! She’s constantly casting bad moods on everyone!
44. Why did the witch become a librarian? She wanted to put a “spell-binding” twist on storytelling and create magical reading experiences!
45. What did the witch say to the clumsy wizard? “You need to “spell-check” your magic before turning people into toads!”
46. Why did the witch visit the farmer’s market? She needed some fresh ingredients for her “spell-a-dilla” recipe!
47. What’s a witch’s favorite type of exercise? “Broom-ba”! It’s a bewitching combination of dancing and sweeping!
48. How did the witch win the baking competition? She used her “spook-tacular” skills and enchanted the judges with her magical treats!
49. What do you call a witch who loves taking pictures? A “snap”-arazzi! She’s always capturing magical moments!
50. Why did the witch start a rock band? She wanted to cast “spell-boundaries” with her wicked guitar solos!
51. What did the witch say when her broomstick broke? “Oh, broom-ma!” Looks like it’s time for a magical repair.
52. How did the witch make her cauldron look brand new? She gave it a “witch-wash” and a sprinkle of glitter!
53. Why did the witch become a therapist? She wanted to help people “bewitch” their problems away!
54. What’s a witch’s favorite social media platform? “Witch-tagram”! Where she shares her spell-binding moments!
55. How did the witch react when she accidentally turned herself into a frog? She said, “Well, this is “toad”-ally unexpected!”
56. Why did the witch become a stand-up comedian? She wanted to cast “laughter” spells and make people “witch” with giggles!
57. What do you call a witch’s pet rabbit? “Hare-ry” Potter! It’s a magical bunny with a spell-binding personality!
58. How did the witch decorate her haunted house? With “eerie”-sistible cobwebs and spooky pumpkins!
59. Why did the witch go to the gym? She heard they had a “spell” treadmill that makes you lose weight in no time!
60. What did the witch say when her broomstick wouldn’t start? “I guess it’s “witch-ful” thinking to expect it to fly!”
61. How did the witch make her potions taste better? She added a pinch of “hocus-poke-us” and a dash of laughter!
62. What did the witch say when her cauldron overflowed? “Oops, looks like I brewed a “witch-tsunami”!”
63. Why did the witch become a taxi driver? She loved casting “spell-binding” conversations with her passengers!
64. What’s a witch’s favorite party game? “Pin the Wart on the Goblin”! It’s a spell-binding twist on a classic!
65. How did the witch improve her baking skills? She enrolled in “witch-kery” school and mastered the art of enchanted desserts!
66. Why did the witch become an artist? She loved casting “spell-stroke” paintings and creating magical masterpieces!
67. What did the witch say to her cauldron before cooking a spell? “Simmer down now, we’re about to work our magic!”
68. Why did the witch start a vineyard? She wanted to make the best “spell-a-rus” wine in the realm!
69. How did the witch break her favorite wand? She tried to perform a “spell-flip” trick and it went wand-erfully wrong!
70. What do you call a witch who’s always telling jokes? A “hag-larious” comedian! She’ll make you cackle with laughter!
71. Why did the witch take up knitting? She wanted to make “spell-warmers” for her friends and keep them cozy!
72. What did the witch say to the genie? “I don’t need three wishes, just give me a lifetime supply of magic potions!”
73. Why did the witch become a detective? She loved casting “spell-checks” and solving magical mysteries!
74. How did the witch react when she accidentally shrunk her hat? She said, “Well, I guess it’s time for a “witch-cap”!”
75. What do you call a witch who’s always making mistakes? A “hex-cuse”! She’s got a spell-binding talent for mishaps!
76. Why did the witch become a lifeguard? She loved casting “spell-floats” and making sure everyone had a “witch-tastic” time at the beach!
77. How did the witch fix her broken crystal ball? She used a little magic and some “witch-y” superglue!
78. What did the witch say when she won the lottery? “I guess my spells are finally “witch”-ing for me!”
79. Why did the witch become a tour guide? She wanted to show people the most “spell-bounding” places in the world!
80. What do you call a witch who loves coffee? A “brew”-itch! She’s always casting spells with a cup of joe in hand!
81. How did the witch know she had a sore throat? She was “croak-ing” instead of cackling and had a “spell-fee”!
82. Why did the witch join a choir? She loved casting “spell-harmonies” and making magical music!
83. What do you call a witch’s favorite dessert? “Cauldron-cakes”! They’re magically delicious!
84. How did the witch get a flat tire on her broomstick? She hit a “witch-hole” while flying too fast!
85. Why did the witch become a librarian? She loved casting “spell-binding” stories and creating magical reading experiences!
86. What did the witch say to her ghost friend when he was sad? “Don’t “boohoo”! We’ll find a way to scare those frowns away!”
87. How did the witch win the marathon? She used her “witching” powers and crossed the finish line in a flash!
88. What’s a witch’s favorite type of chocolate? “Hex”-quisite dark chocolate with a pinch of magic!
89. Why did the witch become a gardener? She loved casting “spell-a-dening” and growing enchanted flowers!
90. How did the witch react when she won the spelling bee? She shouted, “I’m the “witch-est” speller in town!”
91. What did the witch say to her noisy broomstick? “Quit “sweep”-ing and let’s make some magical noise together!”
92. Why did the witch become a stand-up comedian? She loved casting “spell”-bound laughter and making people giggle with her magic!
93. What do you call a witch who loves art? A “brush”-witch! She’s always casting “spell-stroke” masterpieces!
As we bid you farewell, dear reader, remember to keep your wand sharp and your laughter brewing.
These witch puns might have cast a spell on you, but it’s all in good fun!
Whether you’re concocting hilarious spells of your own or simply spreading the magic of laughter, never underestimate the power of a well-placed pun.
Until next time, may your days be filled with mischief, mirth, and a dash of enchantment!
