Picture this: a bride and groom walking down the aisle, but instead of ‘Here Comes the Bride,’ the wedding party bursts into laughter with a chorus of puns!
Get ready to tie the knot with laughter as we dive into a collection of wedding puns that will make you say ‘I do’ to humor!
85 Ultimate Collection of Wedding Puns
1. What do you call cheese that’s just gotten married? Bride and Gouda.
2. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
3. What do you call a couple getting married on the beach? Sand-wiched.
4. Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
5. What do you call a couple getting married in a small boat? Bride and groom.
6. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
7. What do you call a couple getting married in a barn? Hay-weds.
8. Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby? He was a little horse!
9. What do you call cheese that eloped? Runaway Bride.
10. What do you call a couple getting married in a library? Bookends!
11. Did you hear about the baker who got married? His wedding cake was truly a “dough-mantic” masterpiece!
12. The bride looked stunning in her wedding gown, but I couldn’t help thinking, “She really took the ‘aisle’ of fashion!”
13. At the wedding, the groom was so nervous that he forgot his vows. It was a classic case of “marry-panic!”
14. The wedding was so elegant that it had everyone saying, “It was pure ‘matrimoney’!”
15. The best man’s speech was so funny, it had everyone rolling in the aisles. Talk about “wedding jokes for the annals of history”!
16. The bride and groom were so in love, it was like they were “welded” together. It truly was a “binding ceremony”!
17. The groom had to do everything to keep his emotions in check during the ceremony. After all, he didn’t want to shed any “tear-rings”!
18. The bride wanted her wedding to be environmentally friendly, so she made sure to have a “re-cycle-ption”!
19. The couple’s wedding vows were so heartfelt, they were like “poetry in ‘motion’!”
20. The bride’s bouquet was so beautiful, it made all the other flowers “green with ‘bouquet envy’!”
21. At the wedding, the groom couldn’t stop singing his bride’s praises. He was truly “hit by the ‘bride-icane’ of love”!
22. The newlyweds couldn’t afford a fancy reception, so they had a low-budget wedding. It was a “tie-the-knot with ‘penny’wise” affair!
23. The bride’s dress was so stunning, it had everyone saying, “She’s a real ‘veil’-ain!”
24. The groom was so excited to marry his bride that he couldn’t stop “ringing” with joy!
25. The couple’s first dance was so magical, it was like they were “floating on ‘matrimoney’ air”!
26. The bride’s father had a great sense of humor. During his speech, he said, “I guess my daughter finally found the ‘right’ guy!”
27. The wedding ceremony was held outdoors, and the weather couldn’t have been more perfect. It was a “match made in ‘sun’ny skies”!
28. The groom’s suit was so well-tailored, it was like he was “suit-ed for ‘marital’ success”!
29. The bride’s wedding ring was so shiny, it could “bling” someone’s eyes out!
30. The couple’s love story was so beautiful, it should be turned into a “wedding ‘no-vel’ty”!
31. The bride and groom were both lawyers, so their wedding was a “case of ‘marry’ and ‘esquire'”!
32. The bride’s veil was so long, it could’ve been mistaken for a “bridal train”!
33. The couple decided to have a destination wedding. It was a “marriage made in ‘travel’ heaven”!
34. The groom couldn’t stop gushing about his bride’s beauty. He said, “She’s definitely the ‘beau’-tiful half of this marriage!”
35. The bride and groom were so excited to tie the knot, they were practically “wearing ‘ties’ on their fingers”!
36. The wedding ceremony had a unique twist. Instead of the traditional wedding march, they had a “knot-ty parade”!
37. The groom’s dance moves were so smooth, he had everyone saying, “He’s got the ‘waltz’ factor”!
38. The couple’s love was like a puzzle, and on their wedding day, they finally found the missing “piece of ‘forever’ after”!
39. The bride’s wedding dress was so exquisite, it made everyone say, “That’s ‘sew’ much elegance”!
40. The groom was so nervous at the altar that he accidentally said, “I promise to love, ‘cherish’, and annoy you forever”!
41. The wedding cake was so delicious, it had everyone saying, “It’s ‘a-tiers’ above the rest”!
42. The couple’s wedding was filled with so much laughter that it could be called a “joy-ous celebration”!
43. The bride and groom had a musical wedding ceremony. It was a “harmony of ‘I do’s'”!
44. The groom’s wedding ring was so unique, it had everyone saying, “That’s a ‘ring’ of individuality”!
45. The couple decided to elope and have a small wedding. They said, “Less is ‘vow’-erful!”.
46. The bride’s wedding shoes were so stylish, they could be considered “sole-mates”!
47. The groom’s sense of humor was on full display during the reception. He said, “Marriage is like a deck of cards – you need a ‘heart’ and a ‘diamond’ to make it work!”.
48. The wedding ceremony was held in a vineyard, and the couple said, “Our love is like wine, it gets better with ‘vow’-age!”.
49. The bride’s wedding hairstyle was so elegant, it had everyone saying, “She’s the ‘crown’ jewel of the day”!
50. The groom’s friends surprised him with a funny dance routine. It was a “bromance ‘dis-covert’ operation”!
51. The couple’s wedding was so grand, it was like a “wedding of ‘epic’ proportions”!
52. The bride’s bouquet had a sweet surprise – it was filled with “floral ‘hugs and kisses'”!
53. The groom’s wedding vows were so poetic, they had everyone saying, “He’s the ‘bard’ of marriage!”.
54. The couple’s wedding reception had a live band that played all their favorite songs. It was a “tune-ful ‘wed-rock’-tion”!
55. The bride and groom were both teachers, so their wedding was a “classy ‘edu-marry’-tion”!
56. The groom’s wedding suit was so well-fitted, it was like he was “tailored by ‘matri-money’ designers”!
57. The couple’s wedding cake had a surprise inside – it was a “taste of ‘sweet’ secrets”!
58. The groom’s sense of humor was so infectious that he had everyone laughing during the ceremony. He said, “Marriage is a ‘ring’-ing endorsement of ‘happi-‘ness!”.
59. The bride’s wedding dress was so breathtaking, it left everyone “train-ing their eyes on her”!
60. The couple’s first dance was so romantic, it was like they were “waltzing into ‘forever’ together”!
61. The groom’s vows were so heartwarming, they had everyone saying, “He’s the ‘pros’ of love and commitment”!
62. The bride and groom decided to have a beach wedding. It was a “sandy ‘tide’ of love”!
63. The wedding reception had a photo booth, and guests were having a “snap-‘tastic” time!
64. The groom’s speech was so memorable, it had everyone saying, “He’s a real ‘ wordsmith’ of love”!
65. The bride’s wedding ring was so stunning, it was like a “sparkle of ‘un-ring-pected’ beauty”!
66. The couple’s love story was like a fairytale, and their wedding day was the “happily-‘ever’ after”!
67. The groom’s sense of humor was so charming, he had everyone saying, “He’s a ‘laughter’ of love”!
68. The bride’s bouquet had a unique touch – it was made of “flowers of ‘happi’-ness”!
69. The couple’s wedding ceremony was held in a castle. It was a “royal ‘tie’-ing of the knot”!
70. The groom’s wedding speech was so funny, it had everyone saying, “He’s the ‘jest’ man for the job”!
71. The bride’s wedding shoes were so fashionable, they could be considered “footwear of ‘sole’-idarity”!
72. The couple’s love was so strong, it was like a “bond of ‘marry’-gold”!
73. The groom couldn’t stop talking about his bride’s beauty. He said, “She’s the ‘beau’-tiful melody of my life”!
74. The wedding reception had a live caricature artist, and guests were saying, “It’s a ‘draw’-ropping experience”!
75. The bride’s wedding dress was so unique, it had everyone saying, “She’s the ‘fa-shion’ statement of the day”!
76. The couple’s love was like a blooming flower, and their wedding day was the “blossom of ‘forever’ love”!
77. The groom’s friends surprised him with a funny skit during the reception. It was a “groom ‘comedy’ central”!
78. The wedding ceremony had a surprise guest – a talented magician who made everyone say, “It’s a ‘wand’-erful wedding”!
79. The bride’s wedding makeup was so flawless, it was like a “stroke of ‘beau’-ty”!
80. The couple’s wedding reception had a live band that played all the classics. It was a “groovy ‘wed-dance’-tion”!
81. The groom’s wedding vows were so heartfelt, they had everyone saying, “He’s the ‘pro’ of ‘love-ology'”!
82. The bride’s wedding ring was so dazzling, it had everyone saying, “That’s a ‘ring’-ing endorsement of love”!
83. The couple’s love story was like a movie, and their wedding day was the “blockbuster of ‘happily’ ever after”!
84. The groom’s sense of humor was so infectious that he had everyone laughing during the ceremony. He said, “Marriage is like a ‘joke’-ing matter of ‘love-itation’!”.
85. The bride’s bouquet had a personal touch – it was a “bouquet of ‘bloom’-ing love”!
And just like that, we’ve reached the end of our laughter-filled wedding pun journey.
We hope these wedding puns added an extra sprinkle of joy to your day. Remember, in the game of love, laughter is the best confetti.
Now go forth, share these puns with your friends, and let the happily-ever-afters continue!
