Are you tired of spiking boredom in the face?
Brace yourself for a volley of laughter as we serve you the funniest and most entertaining volleyball puns!
From setting the stage to blocking negativity, these puns will make your game more hilarious than a slippery court.
Get ready to dig deep and dive into a world of pun-tastic volleyball humor!
List Of 75 Volleyball Puns & Jokes
1. What do you call a volleyball that doesn’t bounce? A dud.
2. Why couldn’t the volleyball player do long division? He kept getting divided.
3. Why couldn’t the volleyball player read the book? It was over his head.
4. Why couldn’t the volleyball player concentrate? He kept getting sidetracked.
5. Why couldn’t the volleyball player finish his dessert? He got stuffed.
6. Why couldn’t the volleyball player graduate? He couldn’t pass his classes.
7. Why couldn’t the volleyball player do math? The problems were too difficult.
8. Why couldn’t the volleyball player tell a joke? His delivery was off.
9. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play chess? He couldn’t think 3 moves ahead.
10. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play basketball? He couldn’t dribble.
11. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play baseball? He couldn’t hit a curveball.
12. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play football? He couldn’t catch a pass.
13. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play soccer? He couldn’t kick the ball straight.
14. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play hockey? He couldn’t skate.
15. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play tennis? He couldn’t return a serve.
16. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play golf? He couldn’t hit a drive straight.
17. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play ping pong? He couldn’t return a serve.
18. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play dodgeball? He couldn’t dodge a ball.
19. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play badminton? He couldn’t hit a shuttlecock.
20. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play lacrosse? He couldn’t catch or throw.
21. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play cricket? He couldn’t hit a six.
22. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play baseball? He couldn’t hit a curveball.
23. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play football? He couldn’t throw a spiral.
24. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play basketball? He couldn’t dunk.
25. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play rugby? He couldn’t pass the ball backwards.
26. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play handball? He couldn’t catch or throw.
27. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play polo? He couldn’t hit a mallet.
28. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play water polo? He couldn’t swim.
29. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play ultimate frisbee? He couldn’t catch a disc.
30. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play croquet? He couldn’t hit a wicket.
31. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play field hockey? He couldn’t hit a ball.
32. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play netball? He couldn’t catch or throw.
33. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play handball? He couldn’t catch or throw.
34. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play polo? He couldn’t hit a mallet.
35. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play water polo? He couldn’t swim.
36. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play ultimate frisbee? He couldn’t catch a disc.
37. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play croquet? He couldn’t hit a wicket.
38. Why couldn’t the volleyball player play field hockey? He couldn’t hit a ball.
39. Why did the volleyball players bring a ladder to the game? They wanted to serve it up with a side of spikes!
40. What do you call a volleyball player who’s always stealing the spotlight? A ball hogger!
41. How did the volleyball team keep themselves entertained during timeouts? They played “Bumpin’ Tunes”!
42. Why did the volleyball coach open a bakery? Because he kneaded a good setter for his team!
43. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of bread? Spike-and-dough!
44. Why did the volleyball player always bring a pen to the game? Because they wanted to draw up some winning plays!
45. What do you call a volleyball player with a broken phone? A setter with no connection!
46. How did the volleyball team know they were doing well? The scoreboard kept saying, “Ace job!”
47. What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of weather? Set-ember!
48. Why did the volleyball player always wear a raincoat to practice? Because they wanted to be ready for some “block”-y weather!
49. What do you call a volleyball player who can’t keep their shoes tied? A “loose end” attacker!
50. Why did the volleyball player bring a sponge to the game? They wanted to “absorb” all the tips and tricks!
51. What did the volleyball coach say to the setter who kept hitting the net? “Stop being such a ‘string’ bean!”
52. How did the volleyball team organize their party? They made sure to “spike” the punch!
53. Why did the volleyball team have trouble with their uniforms? They were always serving up fashion “faux pas”!
54. What do you call a volleyball player who’s a fan of Shakespeare? A “midsummer night’s” spiker!
55. Why did the volleyball player bring a flashlight to the match? They wanted to “shine” during the game!
56. What did the volleyball player say when their teammate made an amazing play? “You really ‘set’ the bar high!”
57. How do volleyball players stay cool during a game? They use their “block” of ice!
58. Why did the volleyball player join a cooking class? They wanted to learn how to “serve” up aces in the kitchen too!
59. What did the volleyball player say when they found out they were going to a fancy restaurant? “I guess I’ll have to ‘set’ the table with elegance!”
60. Why did the volleyball player refuse to share their food? They didn’t want anyone to “block” their plate!
61. What did the volleyball player say when they scored the winning point? “That was a real ‘hit’ with finesse!”
62. Why did the volleyball team start a gardening club? They wanted to practice their “spike-dening” skills!
63. What do you call a volleyball player who’s also a magician? The “Ace of Illusions”!
64. Why did the volleyball player bring a pillow to the game? They didn’t want to “spike” their head on the ground!
65. How did the volleyball team decide who would be the captain? They held a “serve-y” to find the best candidate!
66. What do you call a volleyball player who loves math? A “spiker of numbers”!
67. Why did the volleyball player always carry a compass? They never wanted to lose their “directional spike”!
68. What did the volleyball player say when their team won the championship? “We really ‘dug’ deep for this one!”
69. Why did the volleyball player start a bakery? They wanted to make some “killer” rolls!
70. How did the volleyball team express their love for seafood? They served up some “lobster” balls!
71. What did the volleyball player say to their friend who was always late? “You’re always ‘setting’ us back!”
72. Why did the volleyball player bring a map to the match? They didn’t want to “serve” in the wrong court!
73. What did the volleyball player say to their opponent after a tough game? “Thanks for ‘serving’ up a great challenge!”
74. How did the volleyball player get a date to the dance? They “spiked” up their confidence and asked!
75. Why did the volleyball team decide to go on a camping trip? They wanted to “serve” up some outdoor fun!
As the final whistle blows, we hope our volleyball puns have set, spiked, and served you a healthy dose of laughter.
Remember, when life throws you a curveball, just dig deep, set up a pun, and smash it with humor!
Keep these puns in your arsenal, and let the laughter echo in every bump, set, and spike.
Until next time, keep your pun game strong and keep volleying those smiles!
