Tuesday, the notorious troublemaker of weekdays, has a reputation for dragging us down.
But fear not, dear readers! We’ve rounded up the funniest tuesday jokes to help you conquer this mischievous day with a smile on your face.
Prepare to chuckle your way to Wednesday!
26 Tuesday Jokes List
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
3. Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
4. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-ntain!
5. What do you call a dinosaur that’s never late? A punc-tualosaurus.
6. What do you call a fake stone in the middle of the desert? A lithograph.
7. Why was the math book sad on Tuesday? It had too many problems to solve!
8. What did the calendar say to the clock on Tuesday? “It’s about time we had some fun together!”
9. Why did the tomato turn red on Tuesday? It saw the salad dressing and couldn’t ketchup!
10. What did the banana say to the orange on Tuesday? “You’re a-peeling!”
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Tuesday? Because he was outstanding in his field!
12. What’s a vampire’s favorite day of the week? Chews-day!
13. What do you call a fish that wears a crown on Tuesday? King Cod!
14. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Tuesday? Because they make up everything!
15. How do you organize a space party on Tuesday? You just planet!
16. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on Tuesday? In case he got a hole in one!
17. What’s green and sings on Tuesday? Elvis Parsley!
18. How do you catch a squirrel on Tuesday? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
19. What do you call fake spaghetti on Tuesday? An impasta!
20. Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Tuesday? It was feeling crumby!
21. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Tuesday? A gummy bear!
22. Why don’t skeletons fight on Tuesday? They don’t have the guts!
23. How does a penguin build its house on Tuesday? Igloos it together!
24. What’s brown and sticky on Tuesday? A stick!
25. How do you make a tissue dance on Tuesday? You put a little boogie in it!
26. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit on Tuesday? A blood orange!
As we bid adieu to Tuesday, armed with laughter and a few tears from excessive giggling, we can proudly say we survived!
Remember, when the next Tuesday rolls around, humor is your secret weapon against the weekday blues.
Stay tuned for more jokes, because laughter truly is the best antidote to Tuesday’s shenanigans!
