Prepare yourself to unroll a whole lot of laughter as we dive into the wacky world of toilet paper jokes!
From pun-tastic rolls to bathroom humor, get ready for a rib-tickling ride that’ll leave you in stitches!
105 Hilarious Toilet Paper Jokes
1. Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
2. What do you call toilet paper that keeps going and going? An ever-rolling stream!
3. Why couldn’t the toilet paper make any friends? Because it was a roll model!
4. What do you call toilet paper that keeps falling on the floor? A loose roll!
5. Why couldn’t the toilet paper find a date? Because it was always in a roll!
6. Why couldn’t the toilet paper find a job? Because it had a crappy resume!
7. What do you call toilet paper that likes to party? Charmin!
8. Why couldn’t the toilet paper finish the marathon? Because it kept tearing up!
9. What do you call toilet paper that likes to exercise? Fitness roll!
10. Why couldn’t the toilet paper finish school? Because it kept getting flushed out!
11. What do you call toilet paper that likes to travel? Wander roll!
12. Why couldn’t the toilet paper find its way home? Because it got lost in the rolls!
13. What do you call toilet paper that likes to sing? Tissue!
14. Why couldn’t the toilet paper find love? Because it was two-ply!
15. What do you call toilet paper that likes to dance? Tissue!
16. Why couldn’t the toilet paper find a job? Because it had no qualifications!
17. What do you call toilet paper that likes to read? Book roll!
18. Why couldn’t the toilet paper finish the test? Because it kept getting flushed out!
19. What do you call toilet paper that likes to swim? Aqua roll!
20. Why couldn’t the toilet paper make any money? Because it kept getting spent!
21. What do you call toilet paper that likes to cook? Kitchen roll!
22. Why couldn’t the toilet paper finish the race? Because it kept falling apart at the seams!
23. What do you call toilet paper that likes to garden? Mulch roll!
24. What do you call toilet paper that likes to play sports? Team roll!
25. What do you call toilet paper that likes to play music? Tune roll!
26. What do you call toilet paper that likes to play video games? Controller roll!
27. What do you call toilet paper that likes to hike? Trail roll!
28. What do you call toilet paper that likes to paint? Art roll!
29. What do you call toilet paper that likes to camp? Camping roll!
30. What do you call toilet paper that likes to fish? Bait roll!
31. What’s a roll of toilet paper’s favorite dance move? The Charmin Shake!
32. Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? Because it felt it was always getting used and thrown away.
33. Why did the toilet paper break up with the tissue? It said, “You’re just too snot right for me!”
34. What did the toilet paper say to the pen? “You’ve got quite the write idea!”
35. Why did the toilet paper enroll in a cooking class? To learn how to roll with the dough!
36. What did the toilet paper say to the bathroom scale? “I don’t care about my weight, I’m just here to support you!”
37. Why did the toilet paper become a detective? It wanted to unravel the mysteries of the bathroom.
38. What did one roll of toilet paper say to the other on their wedding day? “I promise to always stand by your side, even during the messy times!”
39. Why did the toilet paper go to the art gallery? To admire all the “papier-mâché-sterpieces!”
40. Why did the toilet paper win the race? It was on a roll!
41. What do you call a toilet paper that loves to dance? A twirl-it paper!
42. Why did the toilet paper go on strike? It wanted better bathroom benefits!
43. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite genre of music? Hip-Wrap!
44. What did the roll of toilet paper say to the bathroom door? “Knock, knock, I’m on a roll!”
45. What did the toilet paper say to the paper towel? “You think you’re absorbent? You’ve got nothing on me!”
46. Why did the toilet paper take a vacation? To unwind!
47. How does a roll of toilet paper find its way around? By following the unroll map!
48. What do you call a sad roll of toilet paper? Tearable!
49. Why did the toilet paper go to school? It wanted to be a wise-crack!
50. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite summer activity? Rolling down sand dunes!
51. Why did the toilet paper refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to get folded!
52. What did the toilet paper say to the faucet? “You’re running water, but I’m on a roll!”
53. Why did the toilet paper get nominated for an award? It was outstanding in its field!
54. What did the toilet paper say to the hand sanitizer? “You can’t sanitize the bond between us!”
55. How does toilet paper celebrate its birthday? By throwing a “potty”!
56. Why did the toilet paper visit the therapist? It had some serious tissue issues!
57. What do you call a toilet paper who loves to sing? A “Charmin-son!”
58. Why did the toilet paper go to the gym? To get ripped!
59. What did the toilet paper say to the bathroom mirror? “I see you’re reflecting on things too!”
60. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite TV show? “Game of Rolls!”
61. Why did the toilet paper run for president? To bring about some real change in the bathroom!
62. What did the roll of toilet paper say to the hand dryer? “I’m not afraid of your hot air!”
63. How does a roll of toilet paper keep its cool? It doesn’t get flushed with emotions!
64. What do you call a toilet paper that moonlights as a comedian? A “punny” roll!
65. Why did the toilet paper subscribe to a fashion magazine? It wanted to keep up with the latest trends!
66. What’s a roll of toilet paper’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky Road!
67. Why did the toilet paper hire a bodyguard? It was tired of being torn apart!
68. What did the toilet paper say to the bathroom rug? “You really tie the room together!”
69. Why did the toilet paper go to the theater? To see a “tear”-jerker!
70. What do you call a roll of toilet paper with a Ph.D.? Dr. Roll!
71. Why did the toilet paper get a promotion at work? It always went above and beyond the call of doodie!
72. What’s a roll of toilet paper’s favorite game? Spin the Bottle!
73. Why did the toilet paper join a rock band? It wanted to make some “soul”ful music!
74. What did the roll of toilet paper say to the soap? “I’m always here to clean up your messes!”
75. How does a roll of toilet paper handle rejection? It just rolls with it!
76. Why did the toilet paper go to the library? It wanted to brush up on its “paperback” knowledge!
77. What did one roll of toilet paper say to the other at a party? “Let’s keep this rollin’!”
78. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite superhero? Captain Clean!
79. Why did the toilet paper go to the baseball game? It wanted to be a part of the “roll” call!
80. What did the toilet paper say to the sponge? “You may soak up attention, but I’m still on a roll!”
81. Why did the toilet paper take up gardening? It wanted to see how “tissue” plants grow!
82. What do you call a toilet paper that loves the beach? Sandy Wipe!
83. Why did the toilet paper become a detective? It loved to get to the bottom of things!
84. What’s a roll of toilet paper’s favorite dance move? The Twist-n-Tissue!
85. Why did the toilet paper go to the bank? To check its balance!
86. What did the toilet paper say to the bandage? “I see you’re a wrapper too!”
87. Why did the toilet paper go on a roller coaster? It wanted to feel the exhilaration of being “unrolled!”
88. What do you call a toilet paper that loves to travel? A globe-trotter!
89. Why did the toilet paper go to the party? It heard the atmosphere was “tissue-ly charged!”
90. What did the roll of toilet paper say to the bathroom light? “You really brighten up the place!”
91. Why did the toilet paper become a musician? It wanted to compose “sheet” music!
92. What do you call a roll of toilet paper with a great sense of humor? A “jolly” roll!
93. Why did the toilet paper go to the movie theater alone? It likes to be a “solitary” roll!
94. What did the roll of toilet paper say to the tissue? “You’re just a softie, but I’m tougher than you!”
95. Why did the toilet paper apply for a job as a tour guide? It knew all the ins and outs!
96. What’s a roll of toilet paper’s favorite game? Hide and Seek-a-Boo!
97. Why did the toilet paper refuse to share its secrets? It didn’t want to give away any “rolls” of wisdom!
98. What did one roll of toilet paper say to the other at a party? “Let’s keep this tissue-ting!”
99. Why did the toilet paper go to the art exhibit? To appreciate all the “master-pieces!”
100. What’s a toilet paper’s favorite music genre? Classic Rock ‘n‘ Roll!
101. Why did the toilet paper become a lifeguard? It wanted to make sure things didn’t go down the drain!
102. What do you call a roll of toilet paper that loves to solve riddles? A “puzzle tissue!”
103. Why did the toilet paper go to the comedy club? To unroll some laughter!
104. What did the roll of toilet paper say to the shower curtain? “You’ve got me covered!”
105. Why did the toilet paper throw a party? It wanted to show off its fun “unrolling” technique!
And there you have it, folks! We hope these toilet paper jokes brought some joy and laughter to your day, just like a well-stocked bathroom can bring comfort in times of need.
Remember, when life gets tough, find humor in the little things – even in the humble toilet paper roll!
Stay laughing, stay rolling!
