81+ Hilarious Thursday Jokes That’ll Make Your Week Complete

Ready to spice up your Thursdays with a hearty dose of laughter?

We’ve got you covered! Brace yourself for a rib-tickling ride as we dive into a collection of side-splitting Thursday jokes.

These gems are guaranteed to turn your mundane midweek into a barrel of laughs. Get ready to giggle your way towards the weekend!

1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
3. Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
4. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtain!
5. What do you call a dinosaur that’s never late? A prontosaurus!
6. What do you call a fake stone in the middle of the desert? A lithograph!
7. Why was the math book always happy on Thursdays? Because it had a lot of “problems” to solve!
8. What do you call a pile of cats on a Thursday? A “meow-tain”!
9. Why did the tomato turn red on Thursday? It saw the salad dressing and thought, “Olive you a bunch!”
10. How do you fix a broken Thursday? With “Fri-glue”!
11. Why did the scarecrow celebrate on Thursdays? Because it was finally “out-standing” in its field!
12. What did the calendar say to Thursday? “I’m glad I’m not as dated as you!”
13. Why did the banana go to the doctor on a Thursday? It wasn’t “peeling” well!
14. What do you call a snowman on a Thursday? A “melt-in”!
15. How did the computer respond when it was asked about its favorite day of the week? “Thurs-great!”
16. What did the piece of paper say to Thursday? “I’m feeling very ‘sheet’-tered around you!”
17. Why did the football team love Thursdays? It was their “goal-oriented” day!
18. What’s a Thursday’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Sundae”!
19. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants on Thursdays? Just in case they got a “hole” in one!
20. What do you call a clumsy clock on a Thursday? “Time-tumbling”!
21. Why did the tomato turn purple on Thursday? It was practicing its “ketchup-yoga”!
22. How do Thursdays stay in shape? They “exer-thighs”!
23. What did the bee say to Thursday? “Honey, you’re the ‘buzz’-tiest day of the week!”
24. Why did the musician love Thursdays? It was a great day to “keytar” up some fun!
25. What do you call a Thursday with no jokes? “Thurs-dull”!
26. Why did the turtle cross the road on a Thursday? To prove it wasn’t a “slowpoke”!
27. What did one raindrop say to the other on a Thursday? “Two’s company, ‘thurs’-a crowd!”
28. Why did the banana go to the party on Thursday? It heard it was going to be a “peel-ing” good time!
29. What’s a Thursday’s favorite type of music? “Jazzy”!
30. Why was the math test on Thursday so stressed? It was feeling “ex-quiz-zited”!
31. What did the grape say to Thursday? “Stop ‘wine’-ing, and let’s have some fun!”
32. Why did the broom go to the gym on Thursday? It wanted to “sweep” away the calories!
33. What do you call a Thursday with a sense of humor? “Thurs-pun-dous”!
34. Why did the bird refuse to fly on Thursdays? It wanted to be a “tweet-freak”!
35. What’s a Thursday’s favorite dessert? A “pie-day”!
36. Why did the bicycle fall over on a Thursday? It was “two-tired”!
37. What do you call a Thursday with fantastic dance moves? “Thurs-groovy”!
38. Why did the tomato blush on Thursday? Because it saw the salad dressing “dressing”!
39. How do Thursdays express their feelings? They “emoti-thurs”!
40. What did one Thursday say to the other? “Let’s ‘thurs’-t for adventure!”
41. Why did the baker love Thursdays? It was a great day to “roll” out some delicious treats!
42. What’s a Thursday’s favorite sport? “Fris-bee” golf!
43. Why did the chicken cross the playground on Thursday? To get to the “slide” side!
44. What do you call a Thursday with perfect hair? “Thurs-tylish”!
45. Why did the plant always feel down on Thursdays? It was always “rooted” to the spot!
46. How do Thursdays enjoy their vacations? They go on “thurs-ist destinations”!
47. What did the clock say to Thursday? “You’re ‘ticking’ all the right boxes!”
48. Why did the apple go to the party on Thursday? It wanted to be the “core” of attention!
49. What do you call a Thursday with a great sense of smell? “Nos-thurs-damus”!
50. Why did the chef love cooking on Thursdays? It was the perfect day to “whisk” up some culinary delights!
51. How do Thursdays make decisions? They “thurs-ponder”!
52. What’s a Thursday’s favorite game? “Chess-day”!
53. Why did the dog go to school on Thursdays? It wanted to learn some “pooch-onomics”!
54. What do you call a Thursday with impeccable manners? “Thurs-polite”!
55. Why did the astronaut love Thursdays? It was a great day to “space” out and relax!
56. How do Thursdays greet each other? With a “thurs-hug”!
57. What’s a Thursday’s favorite superhero? “Thor”!
58. Why did the tomato blush on Thursday? Because it saw the hot chili pepper “spicing” things up!
59. How do Thursdays get their exercise? They do “cardio-thurs-cular” activities!
60. What did the book say to Thursday? “You’re always turning a new ‘leaf’!”
61. Why did the artist love painting on Thursdays? It was their “brush with greatness”!
62. What’s a Thursday’s favorite dance move? The “twist”!
63. Why did the plant always bring its umbrella on Thursdays? It was afraid of a “rain-forest”!
64. What do you call a Thursday with a green thumb? “Thurs-garden”!
65. Why did the squirrel bring a calculator to work on Thursdays? To “nut-crunch” some numbers!
66. How do Thursdays relax? They “thurs-ve” on the couch!
67. What did the piece of toast say to Thursday? “I’m butter off with you!”
68. Why did the car go to the gym on Thursdays? It wanted to work on its “car-dio”!
69. What’s a Thursday’s favorite hobby? “Cro-thurs”!
70. Why did the coffee feel energized on Thursdays? It was “brew-tiful”!
71. What do you call a Thursday with a sweet tooth? “Thurs-candy”!

72. Why did the tomato turn yellow on Thursday? It was “corn-fused” about its identity!
73. How do Thursdays get around town? They “thurs-pool”!
74. What did the baseball say to Thursday? “You’re ‘pitch’-perfect!”
75. Why did the computer love Thursdays? It was the perfect day to “click” with friends online!
76. What’s a Thursday’s favorite holiday? “Thank-thurs-giving”!
77. Why did the lamp always feel bright on Thursdays? It had a “light”-hearted spirit!
78. What do you call a Thursday with a great fashion sense? “Thurs-stylish”!
79. Why did the chicken go to the library on Thursday? It wanted to check out some “egg-citing” books!
80. How do Thursdays express their creativity? They “thurs-pire”!
81. What did the tree say to Thursday? “I’m ‘rooting’ for you to be a great day!

Remember, laughter is the best remedy for the midweek blues! We hope our Thursday jokes brought a smile to your face and lightened your load.

Now armed with these comedic weapons, you’re well-equipped to conquer any Thursday with a chuckle.

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