Are you ready to ‘ace’ this read? Buckle up, because we’re about to volley our way into a world of tennis puns!
They’re smashing, they’re net-busting, and they’re so funny, they might just ’cause a ‘racket’.
These tennis puns aren’t just ‘love’, they’re ‘match’ made in heaven!
123 Unbeatable Tennis Puns & Jokes List
1. What do you call a tennis player who loves to dance? A racketeer.
2. Why couldn’t the tennis ball qualify for the race? It lost its bounce.
3. What do you call a tennis player who tells bad jokes? A pun returner.
4. Why couldn’t the tennis ball tell a joke? It didn’t have the punch line.
5. What do you call a tennis player who loves to cook? A racket chef.
6. Why couldn’t the tennis ball find a date? It was too bouncy.
7. What do you call a tennis player who loves magic tricks? A racketeer illusionist.
8. Why couldn’t the tennis ball find a job? It lacked experience.
9. What do you call a tennis player who loves to sing? A racket crooner.
10. Why couldn’t the tennis ball make any friends? It kept bouncing away.
11. What do you call a tennis player who loves animals? A racketeer zoologist.
12. Why couldn’t the tennis ball finish his homework? He kept getting aces-tracted.
13. What do you call a tennis player who loves to travel? A globe racketeer.
14. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play cards? He kept getting dealt aces.
15. What do you call a tennis player who loves to read? A racketeer bibliophile.
16. Why couldn’t the tennis ball find his keys? He kept getting aces-t misplaced.
17. What do you call a tennis player who loves fashion? A racketeer stylist.
18. Why couldn’t the tennis ball make any decisions? He couldn’t choose aces.
19. What do you call a tennis player who loves to paint? A racketeer artiste.
20. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play video games? He kept getting game overs.
21. What do you call a tennis player who loves math? A racketeer mathematician.
22. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play basketball? He lacked height and reach.
23. What do you call a tennis player who loves to write? A racketeer scribe.
24. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play football? He lacked the will to tackle.
25. What do you call a tennis player who loves history? A racketeer historian.
26. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play hockey? He lacked ice in his veins.
27. What do you call a tennis player who loves science? A racketeer scientist.
28. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play baseball? He lacked the will to bat.
29. What do you call a tennis player who loves philosophy? A racketeer philosopher.
30. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play golf? He lacked the will to putt.
31. What do you call a tennis player who loves computers? A racketeer programmer.
32. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play soccer? He lacked the footwork.
33. What do you call a tennis player who loves music? A racketeer maestro.
34. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play rugby? He lacked the will to scrum.
35. What do you call a tennis player who loves languages? A racketeer linguist.
36. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play cricket? He lacked the will to bat and bowl.
37. What do you call a tennis player who loves psychology? A racketeer psychologist.
38. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play volleyball? He lacked the will to spike.
39. What do you call a tennis player who loves politics? A racketeer politico.
40. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play dodgeball? He lacked the will to dodge.
41. What do you call a tennis player who loves economics? A racketeer economist.
42. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play badminton? He lacked the will to shuttle.
43. What do you call a tennis player who loves the outdoors? A racketeer outdoorsman.
44. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play ping pong? He lacked the will to paddle.
45. What do you call a tennis player who loves to debate? A racketeer debater.
46. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play chess? He lacked the will to checkmate.
47. What do you call a tennis player who loves acting? A racketeer thespian.
48. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play poker? He lacked the cards to bluff.
49. What do you call a tennis player who loves teaching? A racketeer pedagogue.
50. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play pool? He lacked the will to pocket.
51. What do you call a tennis player who loves biology? A racketeer biologist.
52. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play billiards? He lacked the will to sink.
53. What do you call a tennis player who loves law? A racketeer barrister.
54. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play bowling? He lacked the will to strike.
55. What do you call a tennis player who loves medicine? A racketeer physician.
56. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play archery? He lacked the will to aim.
57. What do you call a tennis player who loves engineering? A racketeer engineer.
58. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play fencing? He lacked the will to parry.
59. What do you call a tennis player who loves business? A racketeer entrepreneur.
60. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play lacrosse? He lacked the will to cradle.
61. What do you call a tennis player who loves theology? A racketeer theologian.
62. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play croquet? He lacked the will to wicket.
63. What do you call a tennis player who loves film? A racketeer auteur.
64. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play bocce? He lacked the will to bowl.
65. What do you call a tennis player who loves nutrition? A racketeer dietician.
66. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play shuffleboard? He lacked the will to slide.
67. What do you call a tennis player who loves geology? A racketeer geologist.
68. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play horseshoes? He lacked the will to pitch.
69. What do you call a tennis player who loves fitness? A racketeer gym rat.
70. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play darts? He lacked the will to aim.
71. What do you call a tennis player who loves astronomy? A racketeer astronomer.
72. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play jai alai? He lacked the will to catch.
73. What do you call a tennis player who loves sociology? A racketeer sociologist.
74. Why couldn’t the tennis ball play handball? He lacked the will to palm.
75. What do you call a tennis player who loves anthropology? A racketeer anthropologist.
76. Why did the tennis player bring a ladder to the court? Because they wanted to reach new heights in their game!
77. Did you hear about the tennis player who opened a bakery? Their specialty was serving up delicious “love-loaf” bread!
78. What did the tennis ball say to the racket? “You’re a smashing hit!”
79. Why do tennis players never get married? Because they always find “love” on the court!
80. How does a tennis player apologize? They say, “I’m sorry if I’ve served you any faults!”
81. Why did the tennis player carry a pencil? In case they had to draw a line!
82. What’s a tennis player’s favorite dessert? Serve-tainly, it’s “volley-cakes”!
83. Why was the tennis court always so clean? Because it had a great “back-sweep” service!
84. What did the tennis ball do when it found out it was going to be used in a professional match? It felt “racket-shy”!
85. Why did the tennis player never listen to music while playing? They didn’t want any distractions because they needed to stay in “tune”!
86. How do tennis players stay cool during a match? They use “serve-conds”!
87. What do tennis players use to read their favorite books? “Racket-nology”!
88. How do tennis players communicate underwater? They use “sub-tennis”!
89. What do tennis players do when they’re sad? They go to the “netflix and volley”!
90. What’s a tennis player’s favorite type of math? “Trigonettry”!
91. How do tennis players clean their shoes? They use a “deuce brush”!
92. What did the tennis ball say to the racket during a practice session? “I’m feeling quite “bouncy” today!”
93. Why did the tennis player become a chef? Because they knew how to make a mean “drop shot”!
94. What do you call a tennis player who can’t stop talking? A “rally-chatter”!
95. How do tennis players do their laundry? They use the “serve cycle”!
96. Why did the tennis player go to school? To get an “ace-edemic” education!
97. What did the tennis player say when they won a marathon? “I just ran a “grand slam”!
98. Why did the tennis player take up gardening? Because they wanted to improve their “court-side service”!
99. What’s a tennis player’s favorite type of art? “Serve-realism”!
100. How do tennis players watch movies? On a “love-seat”!
101. What did the tennis ball say to the racket during a rain delay? “I’m feeling a bit “damp-vantage”!
102. Why did the tennis player join the circus? Because they were a master at “juggle-hits”!
103. How do tennis players send text messages? They use the “ace-cessible” network!
104. What’s a tennis player’s favorite drink? “Smash-mallow” soda!
105. Why did the tennis player refuse to become a detective? They didn’t want to be caught in a “love-loophole”!
106. What do you call a tennis player who likes to cook Mexican food? A “serve-acho” player!
107. Why did the tennis player bring a mirror to the court? Because they wanted to see their “double-fault”!
108. What’s a tennis player’s favorite subject in school? “Math-serving”!
109. How do tennis players apologize to each other? They say, “I’m sorry for my “mis-serve”!
110. Why did the tennis player bring a pillow to the court? In case they needed a “love-ly” nap!
111. What’s a tennis player’s favorite type of movie? “Serve-com”!
112. How do tennis players like to travel? They prefer to “serve-road” trips!
113. What did the tennis player say when they won a tough match? “Thanks for keeping me “sane” on the court!”
114. Why did the tennis player become a weather reporter? Because they could always predict “serve-storms”!
115. What’s a tennis player’s favorite type of candy? “Smash-mallows”!
116. Why did the tennis player bring an umbrella to the court? They didn’t want to be caught in a “love-shower”!
117. What’s a tennis player’s favorite type of car? A “volkswag-ace”!
118. How do tennis players plan their vacations? They use a “serve-vival” guide!
119. What did the tennis player say when they won the lottery? “I’ve got “love” in my bank account now!”
120. Why did the tennis player bring a microphone to the court? Because they wanted to serve up some “ace-tunes”!
121. What’s a tennis player’s favorite type of dog? A “serve-ier” retriever!
122. How do tennis players keep track of their appointments? They use a “serve-dar”!
123. What did the tennis ball say to the racket during a game of doubles? “We make a “great team”, don’t we?”
Well, folks, we’ve come to the ‘end of the match’.
We ‘served’ you some killer tennis puns and hope they tickled your ‘funny baseline’.
Remember, in the game of humor, we all win!
Until next time, keep ‘serving’ those smiles, and never let your laughter be ‘out’!
