Ah, Sundays, the perfect day to laugh off the Monday blues!
Get ready to indulge in some side-splitting humor as we bring you a collection of Sunday jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.
From pun-tastic punchlines to rib-tickling one-liners, prepare for a laughter-filled ride!
List Of 75 Hilarious Sunday Jokes & Puns
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
3. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain!
4. What do you call a fake stone in the middle of the desert? A lithograph!
5. What do you call a dinosaur that’s never late? A punc-tualosaurus!
6. What do you call a pile of puppies? A litter!
7. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!
8. Why did the football team go to the bakery on Sundays? They needed some extra rolls!
9. I saw a squirrel at the gym on Sunday. It was really going nuts with its workout!
10. What do you call a pig who loves Sundays? A ham-bassador!
11. Why was the math book sad on Sunday? It had too many problems!
12. Did you hear about the calendar that tried to start a band on Sundays? It couldn’t keep the dates!
13. Why did the tomato turn red on Sundays? It saw the salad dressing!
14. How does a vampire spend their Sundays? In a coffin-nation!
15. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator!
16. How do you make a tissue dance on Sunday? Put a little boogie in it!
17. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on Sunday? In case he got a hole in one!
18. What do you call a fish that works on Sundays? A sole proprietor!
19. Why did the computer go to church on Sunday? It had a lot of hard drives to confess!
20. What do you call a dog that sunbathes on Sundays? A hot dog!
21. How do you organize a space-themed party on Sunday? You “planet” in advance!
22. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks on Sunday? In case he got a hole in one and had to do a victory dance!
23. What did one elevator say to the other on Sunday? “I think I’m coming down with something!”
24. Why did the scarecrow take a vacation on Sunday? It needed to unwind after a long week of scaring birds!
25. How do you fix a broken tomato on Sunday? Tomato paste!
26. Why did the music teacher bring a ladder to choir practice on Sunday? To reach the high notes!
27. What do you call a hen who counts her eggs on Sunday? A mathemachicken!
28. Why did the skeleton go to the party on Sunday alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
29. How does the moon cut its hair on Sundays? Eclipse it!
30. Why did the tomato blush on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing undressing!
31. What’s a shark’s favorite day of the week? Chewsday!
32. Why was the math book sad on Sunday? It had too many story problems!
33. What do you call a singing computer on Sunday? A Dell!
34. Why was the broom late for work on Sunday? It overswept!
35. How do you catch a squirrel on Sunday? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
36. What did the football coach say to the vending machine on Sunday? “Give me my quarterback!”
37. Why was the spider not at church on Sunday? It already had its web!
38. How do you make a tissue dance on Sunday? Put on some funky music and watch it boogie!
39. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Sunday? A pouch potato!
40. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Sunday? Because it was outstanding in its field and had great crop appeal!
41. How does a tree get on the internet on Sunday? It logs in!
42. What do you call a monkey on a Sunday afternoon? A chimp off the old block!
43. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of gloves on Sunday? In case they got a hole in one and needed a hand!
44. What did one volcano say to the other on Sunday? “I lava you!”
45. How do you organize a space-themed party on Sunday? You “asteroid”!
46. Why did the music notes take a vacation on Sunday? They needed some rest and “beat” time!
47. What do you call a cow that dances on Sundays? Moosic!
48. Why did the skeleton go to the party on Sunday alone? Because he had no body else to go with!
49. How do you make a lemon stop rolling on Sunday? Squeeze it and say, “Pulp fiction!”
50. What do you call a pig that loves Sundays? A hamster!
51. Why was the broom late for work on Sunday? It got swept up in the weekend!
52. What did the football coach say to the vending machine on Sunday? “I need a quarterback sneak!”
53. How do you catch a squirrel on Sunday? Climb a tree and act like an acorn!
54. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? It was blushing after a great weekend salad date!
55. What do you call a cat that loves Sundays? A sun-day dreamer!
56. How do you fix a broken tomato on Sunday? With tomato paste and a little tender loving care!
57. Why was the math book sad on Sunday? It didn’t want to deal with the Monday math blues!
58. What do you call a computer that sings on Sunday? A Dell-ightful performer!
59. Why did the bicycle fall over on Sunday? It was exhausted from the weekend’s uphill battles!
60. How do you make a tissue dance on Sunday? Put on some salsa music and watch it salsa its way across the floor!
61. What did one elevator say to the other on Sunday? “I’ll see you on the ground floor!”
62. Why did the scarecrow take a break on Sunday? It needed a day off to work on its hay-tan!
63. How do you fix a broken tomato on Sunday? With a lot of tomato glue and a little patience!
64. What do you call a monkey that loves Sundays? A “chimpanfun”!
65. Why did the music teacher bring a ladder to choir practice on Sunday? To teach the singers to “scale” new heights!
66. What do you call a hen who counts her eggs on Sunday? An “egg-celent” accountant!
67. Why was the tomato blushing on Sunday? It saw the lettuce and couldn’t ketchup!
68. How do you catch a squirrel on Sunday? Act like a nutty professor and use your wit!
69. What did the football coach say to the vending machine on Sunday? “Give me a quarterback and a bag of chips!”
70. Why was the skeleton sad on Sunday? It couldn’t find any body to hang out with!
71. How does the moon style its hair on Sundays? It puts it in an “eclipse”!
72. What do you call a dog that sunbathes on Sundays? A “hot dog” in the making!
73. Why did the scarecrow bring sunscreen on Sunday? To avoid getting sun “scorched”!
74. How do you fix a broken tomato on Sunday? With a little tomato therapy and positive vibes!
75. What did one wall say to the other on Sunday? “Let’s hang out!
And there you have it, folks!
We hope these Sunday jokes brought a smile to your face and added a spark of joy to your weekend.
Remember, laughter is the best medicine for those Sunday scaries, so keep sharing the hilarity with your friends and family.
Until next time, keep the laughter alive and embrace the silliness of Sundays!
