42+ Funny Spiritual Quotes to Enlighten Your Soul!

Hey there, fellow seekers of cosmic chuckles!

Prepare to have your chakras tickled and your spirits lifted as we embark on a laughter-infused journey through the world of spiritual quotes.

Who said enlightenment couldn’t be hilarious? Let’s dive in!

List Of 42 Spiritual Quotes

1. God gave you two ears and one mouth so you would listen twice as much as you speak.
2. Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when God talks to you.
3. God answers knee-mail.
4. God doesn’t call the qualified, he qualifies the called.
5. If God brings you to it, he will bring you through it.
6. God doesn’t call the equipped, he equips the called.
7. God doesn’t call the able, he makes them able.
8. God doesn’t call the worthy, he makes them worthy.
9. God doesn’t call the ready, he makes them ready.
10. God doesn’t call the perfect, he perfects the called.
11. God doesn’t call the sufficient, he makes them sufficient.
12. God doesn’t call the complete, he completes the called.

13. “I told my meditation teacher I wanted to reach enlightenment. He said, ‘You’re one “”om”” away from omelet-ment. Fry again!”
14. “My yoga instructor said I need to be more flexible. I replied, ‘Sure, I’ll consider bending the rules!”
15. “They say laughter is the best medicine, but I tried to heal my chakras with humor and ended up with a serious case of the pun-umonias!”
16. “My guru said I should find inner peace. So now I’m on a quest to discover if it’s hiding behind the sofa.”
17. “I asked the Dalai Lama if he ever gets angry. He said, ‘Well, I’m only a Lama, not a Llama!”
18. “I tried meditating on a mountain, but the only thing I found was a molehill. Should I have been seeking ‘inner-mole-ment’?”
19. “My friend asked if I believe in reincarnation. I said, ‘Of course, I keep coming back for more cake!”
20. “I joined a laughter yoga class, and now I can’t stop giggling in downward dog!”
21. “I tried meditating, but my thoughts were more tangled than a Yogi’s pretzel!”
22. “I met a spiritual comedian, and he told me his favorite mantra is ‘Ha-Ha-Ha’ instead of ‘Om.”
23. “I thought I achieved mindfulness, but then I realized I was just mind-FULL of puns!”
24. “I asked the universe for a sign, and it sent me a text message with just an emoji! Guess it’s ‘cosmic’ communication.”
25. “I went to a psychic, and she said I’d have a future as bright as a thousand suns. I’m investing in sunglasses!”
26. “I tried walking on hot coals, but my arches were not ‘soul’-ed on the idea.”
27. “My yoga mat asked for a vacation, but I told it, ‘Namaste right here!”
28. “They say money can’t buy happiness, but can it purchase a laughing yoga studio? I need that in my life!”
29. “I asked my crystal ball about my love life, but it told me to ‘polish’ up my dating skills!”
30. “I tried levitating during meditation, but instead, I just ‘fell’ into a daydream.”
31. “My friend said she found her soulmate. I asked her if she checked under the couch cushions!”
32. “I thought I was one with the universe, but turns out I was just on ‘planetary probation.”
33. “I attended a laughter meditation session, and now my inner child won’t stop throwing tantrums!”
34. “They say the key to enlightenment is through the third eye. Is there a ‘spiritual locksmith’ I can call?”
35. “I tried to connect with nature, but all I got was a leaf that said, ‘Let’s be friends-leaf!”
36. “I went to a psychic buffet, but the food was too ‘out of this world’ for my taste!”
37. “I asked my guardian angel for advice, but all I got was a wing and a prayer.”
38. “I tried to astral project, but it turns out my spirit is camera-shy!”
39. “I went to a meditation retreat, but they only served ‘mindful muffins.’ I guess they knew I ‘kneaded’ them!”
40. “I asked the universe for a sign, and it replied with a billboard saying, ‘You’re on the right path, just don’t step on the flowers!”
41. “I tried to meditate on an empty stomach, but then I heard my stomach say, ‘Let’s taco ’bout something else!”
42. “I attempted a silent retreat, but my thoughts kept whispering secrets.”

Before we transcend this giggly realm and return to our mundane lives, remember, folks, laughter is the key to spiritual bliss!

Keep those smiles shining and spread the joy like a guru spreads wisdom.

Stay hilariously enlightened, my friends! Namaste and LOL!

Lorraine Eastman

Lorraine Eastman

Lorraine Eastman, the laughter maestro behind the scenes, is a comedic genius with a knack for tickling funny bones. With her wit and infectious humor, she's dedicated to spreading joy and smiles, one joke at a time.

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