Looking for a way to add some heat to your day?
Get ready to sizzle with laughter as we serve up a piping-hot platter of spicy puns!
Brace yourself for a tongue-tingling, eye-watering, laugh-inducing adventure that will leave you craving for more.
Get your funny bone ready, because things are about to get hot and hilarious!
75 Sizzling Spicy Puns & Jokes
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
2. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-ntain!
3. Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
5. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
6. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
8. What do you call a pile of puppies? A litter.
9. What do you call a pile of kangaroos? A jump.
10. What do you call a pile of elephants? A forget.
11. What do you call a pile of dinosaurs? A fossil.
12. What do you call a pile of fish? A school.
13. What do you call a pile of owls? A hoot.
14. What do you call a pile of lions? A pride.
15. What do you call a pile of bears? A slumber.
16. What do you call a pile of frogs? An army.
17. What do you call a pile of ducks? A flock.
18. What do you call a pile of pigs? A drove.
19. What do you call a pile of sheep? A flock.
20. What do you call a pile of cows? A herd.
21. What do you call a pile of turkeys? A rafter.
22. What do you call a pile of monkeys? A troop.
23. What do you call a pile of horses? A herd.
24. What do you call a pile of chickens? A brood.
25. What do you call a pile of goats? A trip.
26. What do you call a pile of snakes? A nest.
27. What do you call a pile of worms? An orgy.
28. What do you call a pile of bees? A swarm.
29. What do you call a pile of ants? A colony.
30. What do you call a pile of rabbits? A colony.
31. What do you call a pile of mice? A mischief.
32. What do you call a pile of deer? A herd.
33. What do you call a pile of moose? A herd.
34. What do you call a pile of rhinos? A crash.
35. What do you call a pile of flamingos? A flamboyance.
36. What do you call a pile of penguins? A rookery.
37. What do you call a pile of bats? A colony.
38. What do you call a pile of camels? A caravan.
39. What do you call a pile of giraffes? A tower.
40. What do you call a pile of hippos? A bloat.
41. What do you call a pile of zebras? A zeal.
42. I went to the bakery to get some bread, but they were all out. I guess it was a “loaf”-t opportunity.
43. The mathematician got cold, so he turned up the heat. Now he’s a “calc-u-later”!
44. I bought a boat and named it “Revenge.” Now, whenever someone asks why I got it, I can say, “I’m just here for a little ‘ship’ talk.”
45. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
46. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
47. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
48. The magician got so good at his craft that he became “a-maize-ing” at pulling ears out of hats.
49. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
50. My pet snake just swallowed a trampoline. Now, it’s full of bounce!
51. I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.
52. I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying, “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
53. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.
54. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
55. I couldn’t figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
56. I went to a seafood disco last night. I pulled a mussel.
57. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
58. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
59. I was going to tell a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.
60. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
61. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
62. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
63. Did you hear about the scientist who tried to create a soul-sucking vampire? He got carried away and made a mummy instead.
64. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
65. I started a band called “Duvet.” We’re a cover band.
66. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
67. I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make it on Mondays.”
68. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
69. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!
70. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
71. I went to the doctor because I swallowed a bottle of food coloring. The doctor said I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
72. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
73. I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
74. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
75. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Phew! We hope you survived the spiciness of these spicy puns and had a good chuckle along the way.
Remember, laughter is the perfect ingredient to add flavor to life!
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Until next time, keep your jokes spicy and your laughter blazing!
