Strap on your spacesuit and prepare for a comedic journey that’s truly out of this galaxy!
If you’re ready to embark on a mission filled with astronomical laughs, brace yourself for a collection of pun-tastic space puns that will make even aliens crack a smile.
Get ready to warp speed into a laughter-filled cosmos!
143 Cosmic Space Puns & Jokes List
1. What do you call an astronaut who loves to party? An astro-not.
2. Why couldn’t the astronauts eat dessert? Because there was no space.
3. What do you call cheese that is out of this world? Moon cheese!
4. Why couldn’t the space ship take off? It had launch failure.
5. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at math? A cosminaut.
6. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the pizza? Because there wasn’t enough space.
7. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at parking? An astro-not.
8. Why couldn’t the astronaut play cards? He didn’t have any space.
9. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at dancing? An astro-klutz.
10. Why couldn’t the astronaut hear in space? There was no atmosphere.
11. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at karaoke? An astro-not.
12. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the burger? There wasn’t enough space.
13. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at karate? An astro-not.
14. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the sandwich? There wasn’t enough space.
15. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at golf? An astro-not.
16. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the chips? There wasn’t enough space.
17. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at basketball? An astro-not.
18. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the hot dog? There wasn’t enough space.
19. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at soccer? An astro-not.
20. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the salad? There wasn’t enough space.
21. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at tennis? An astro-not.
22. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the ice cream? There wasn’t enough space.
23. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at baseball? An astro-not.
24. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the pretzels? There wasn’t enough space.
25. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at football? An astro-not.
26. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the crackers? There wasn’t enough space.
27. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at hockey? An astro-not.
28. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the cookies? There wasn’t enough space.
29. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at volleyball? An astro-not.
30. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the fruit? There wasn’t enough space.
31. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at ping pong? An astro-not.
32. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the popcorn? There wasn’t enough space.
33. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at skateboarding? An astro-not.
34. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the muffin? There wasn’t enough space.
35. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at surfing? An astro-not.
36. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the donut? There wasn’t enough space.
37. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at skiing? An astro-not.
38. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the granola bar? There wasn’t enough space.
39. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at skating? An astro-not.
40. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the yogurt? There wasn’t enough space.
41. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at climbing? An astro-not.
42. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the candy? There wasn’t enough space.
43. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at biking? An astro-not.
44. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the chips? There wasn’t enough space.
45. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at swimming? An astro-not.
46. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the crackers? There wasn’t enough space.
47. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at running? An astro-not.
48. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the granola bar? There wasn’t enough space.
49. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at hiking? An astro-not.
50. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the pretzels? There wasn’t enough space.
51. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at jumping? An astro-not.
52. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the fruit? There wasn’t enough space.
53. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at lifting? An astro-not.
54. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the popcorn? There wasn’t enough space.
55. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at throwing? An astro-not.
56. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the muffin? There wasn’t enough space.
57. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at catching? An astro-not.
58. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the donut? There wasn’t enough space.
59. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at aiming? An astro-not.
60. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the yogurt? There wasn’t enough space.
61. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at balancing? An astro-not.
62. Why couldn’t the astronaut eat the candy? There wasn’t enough space.
63. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at walking? An astro-not.
64. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at talking? An astro-not.
65. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at listening? An astro-not.
66. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at looking? An astro-not.
67. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at sitting? An astro-not.
68. What do you call an astronaut who is bad at sleeping? An astro-not.
69. Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on gum during a spacewalk? He was stuck in orbit-uation!
70. Why did the Martian refuse to play cards with the astronauts? He didn’t want to be caught red-planet-ed!
71. How do astronomers organize a party? They planet!
72. Why was the comet always the center of attention at parties? Because it had a tail that was out of this world!
73. Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
74. What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy? Mars-mellows!
75. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
76. What do you call a spaceship that’s falling apart? A dis-astro!
77. How do you organize a space party? You planet right!
78. What do you call a Martian who can’t keep a secret? A leaker!
79. How do astronauts serve their dinner in space? On flying saucers!
80. What’s an alien’s favorite exercise? Martian arts!
81. Why did the astronaut become a musician? He wanted to play the space bar!
82. How did the astronaut repair his spaceship? With flying colors!
83. Why did the alien bring a ladder to the spaceship? To visit the “milky” way!
84. What’s an astronaut’s favorite cereal? Meteor-O’s!
85. How does a Martian like his coffee? In flying saucers!
86. What do you call a spaceship that goes off course? A “planet” error!
87. Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space? Because he wanted to reach for the stars!
88. What’s an astronaut’s favorite type of math? Rocket science!
89. How do astronauts throw a party? They “meteor” in!
90. What do you call a group of alien musicians? The Martian band!
91. Why was the spaceport cafeteria so popular? It had great “cosmo-politan” food!
92. Why was the astronaut always calm? Because he had stellar disposition!
93. What’s a star’s favorite accessory? A shooting necklace!
94. How do aliens get around the galaxy? They comet!
95. Why did the astronaut bring a pizza to space? Because it’s the perfect party food for a “saucer”!
96. What do you call an alien that plays practical jokes? A “cosmic” joker!
97. Why was the astronaut always happy? He had a great “space-titude”!
98. How do you greet an alien? “UFO-llo!”
99. Why did the astronaut always carry a pencil in space? To draw the curtains!
100. What did the astronaut say to the moon? “You’re a blast!”
101. Why don’t aliens eat clocks? Because they prefer “milky times”!
102. What’s an astronaut’s favorite chocolate bar? A Mars bar!
103. How do aliens communicate with each other? They use “spacebook”!
104. What did the astronaut say when he saw a shooting star? “Look, it’s a falling celebrity!”
105. Why don’t astronauts like to tell jokes in space? Because no one can hear you laugh!
106. What’s an alien’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar!
107. How do you organize a space wedding? You have a “super-nova”!
108. What’s an astronaut’s favorite dance move? The moonwalk!
109. Why did the alien visit the dentist? He had a “comet-ache”!
110. What did the astronaut say when he found a space rock? “That’s a-meteor-able!”
111. Why don’t aliens eat popcorn? They prefer “space-corn”!
112. How do astronauts wash their clothes? They use “comet” detergent!
113. What’s an alien’s favorite type of bread? Flying saucers!
114. Why did the alien go to school? To improve his “earth” skills!
115. How do aliens navigate through space? They use “star” maps!
116. What do you call an alien that tells jokes? A “comedian”!
117. Why did the astronaut bring a broom to space? To sweep the galaxy!
118. What’s a comet’s favorite type of music? Rock-et ‘n‘ roll!
119. How do aliens apologize? They say, “I’m “sor-moon”!”
120. Why did the astronaut always carry a mirror? To see the “space”-tacular views!
121. What did the astronaut say to the alien? “Take me to your litter!”
122. How do you greet an extraterrestrial chef? “Cuisine-tions!”
123. Why did the Martian invite the astronaut to dinner? He wanted to serve up some “interstellar” cuisine!
124. What do you call a planet that becomes a comedian? A “saturn”-up comic!
125. Why did the astronaut become a photographer? Because he wanted to capture the “stellar” moments!
126. How do you catch a comet’s attention? “Comet” and say hello!
127. What do you call a Martian who can’t stop dancing? A “groovy”!
128. Why did the astronaut become a gardener? Because he wanted to “plant-et”!
129. How do you apologize to a Martian? Say, “My bad, Mars!”
130. What did the alien say to the cat? “Take me to your litter!”
131. How do aliens celebrate their birthdays? They have “cosmic” parties!
132. Why did the astronaut always carry a camera in space? To shoot the stars!
133. What do you call a group of aliens that perform in a band? The “space-taculars”!
134. How do you make a moon rock laugh? Tell it a “meteor”-able joke!
135. Why did the astronaut bring a baseball bat to space? He wanted to play a round of “astro-ball”!
136. What’s an alien’s favorite part of a joke? The “punch-line”!
137. How do you know if an alien is lying? His pants will be on fire… in zero gravity!
138. What did the astronaut say to the alien in the coffee shop? “Give me your best “roast”!”
139. Why don’t aliens eat clocks? They prefer “inter-stellar” time!
140. How do astronauts cut their hair in space? They use “clip”-pers!
141. What do you call an alien that’s always cold? An “ice”-traterrestrial!
142. Why did the Martian refuse to eat Earth food? It gave him “gas”-tronomic distress!
143. How do you invite an alien to a party? “Extra-terrestrials welcome!
As we bid farewell to our cosmic comedy expedition, we hope your laughter engines are fully charged and ready to explore the endless universe of puns.
Remember, whether you’re in a spaceship or just stargazing from your backyard, there’s always room for some intergalactic hilarity.
Keep your space puns aligned with the stars, and may the force of laughter be with you!
