Ever wondered what skeletons do with all those spare ribs?
Prepare to be tickled and terrified as we embark on a rib-tickling journey through the mysterious world of skeleton ribs!
Don’t worry, no bones about it, we promise it won’t be too spooky!
List Of Skeleton Ribs
1. Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.
2. Why couldn’t the skeleton eat dinner? Because he had no body to feed.
3. Why couldn’t the skeleton play basketball? Because he had a hollow knee.
4. Why couldn’t the skeleton play music? He had no body to play with.
5. Why couldn’t the skeleton climb the stairs? He had a hollow knee.
6. Why couldn’t the skeleton play the violin? He had no body to play with.
7. Why couldn’t the skeleton tell a lie? Because he couldn’t keep a straight face.
8. Why couldn’t the skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
9. Why couldn’t the skeleton ride a bike? Because he had no guts.
10. Why couldn’t the skeleton ride a horse? Because he had no body to ride with.
11. Why couldn’t the skeleton swim in the ocean? Because he would lose his body.
12. Why couldn’t the skeleton play cards? He had no body to go with.
13. Why couldn’t the skeleton take a shower? Because he had no body to wash!
14. Why couldn’t the skeleton play soccer? Because he had a hollow knee.
15. Why couldn’t the skeleton play poker? He had no body to go with.
16. Why couldn’t the skeleton take a nap? Because he had no body to sleep with.
17. Why couldn’t the skeleton play baseball? Because he had no body to catch the ball.
18. Why couldn’t the skeleton climb a tree? Because he didn’t have the guts.
19. Why couldn’t the skeleton play golf? He had no body to tee off with.
20. Why couldn’t the skeleton play tennis? He had no body to love.
21. Why couldn’t the skeleton play dodgeball? He had no body to dodge with.
22. Why couldn’t the skeleton play chess? He had no body to move the pieces.
23. Why couldn’t the skeleton play hide and seek? Because he didn’t have anybody to hide from!
24. Why couldn’t the skeleton play hopscotch? He had no body to hop with.
25. Why couldn’t the skeleton play jump rope? He had no body to jump with.
26. Why couldn’t the skeleton play video games? He had no body to play with.
27. Why couldn’t the skeleton play ping pong? He had no body to bump the ball.
28. Why couldn’t the skeleton play catch? He had no body to throw to.
29. Why couldn’t the skeleton play tag? He had no body to be “it” with.
30. Why couldn’t the skeleton play leapfrog? He had no body to leap over.
31. Why couldn’t the skeleton play charades? He had no body to act out.
32. Why couldn’t the skeleton play Twister? He had no body to twist.
33. Why couldn’t the skeleton play Simon Says? He had no body to follow orders.
34. Why couldn’t the skeleton play Red Rover? He had no body to send over.
35. Why couldn’t the skeleton play Duck Duck Goose? He had no body to chase.
36. Why did the skeleton go to the comedy club? To work on his funny bone routine!
37. Why did the skeleton always tell the truth? He couldn’t keep anything under his skin!
38. What do you call a skeleton who won the lottery? Lucky bones!
39. How do skeletons send emails? Through the “bone-net”!
40. What do skeletons say before they start a meal? Bone appétit!
41. Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? She just couldn’t get to the heart of the matter!
42. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
43. Why did the skeleton go to school? To improve his “bone-afide” education!
44. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!
45. How do skeletons call for a taxi? They raise a bony finger!
46. What’s a skeleton’s favorite dance? The pelvic bone-shake!
47. Why was the skeleton a bad stand-up comedian? He couldn’t find the funny bone in his act!
48. Why did the skeleton refuse to go on a diet? He was already “bony” enough!
49. What did the skeleton say to his dentist? “I need a little ‘bone’ restructuring!”
50. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He couldn’t find anybody to go “skull”-ing with!
51. What do you call a skeleton that won’t work? Lazy bones!
52. How do skeletons get their mail delivered? Through the rib-ber service!
53. Why did the skeleton refuse to ride the roller coaster? He didn’t have the stomach for it!
54. What do skeletons do at the beach? They lay out in the “sand-bone”!
55. Why did the skeleton go broke? He didn’t have a single “skull”-ionaire friend!
56. What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of humor? Puns that tickle their funny bone!
57. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get a taste of “char-bone”!
58. What did the skeleton say to the DJ at the party? “I’ve got a bone to pick with your song choices!”
59. Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone? He didn’t have anyone to share a “bone-ding” experience with!
60. What do skeletons use to navigate? Their “skull-sat” navigation system!
61. Why did the skeleton apply for a job at the bakery? He heard they needed someone with a lot of “dough-bone”!
62. How do skeletons stay cool in the summer? They hang out in the “shade-bone”!
63. Why did the skeleton go into politics? He wanted to put a little backbone into the system!
64. What’s a skeleton’s favorite sport? “Bony”-ard basketball!
65. Why did the skeleton become a detective? He had an uncanny ability to “unearth” the truth!
66. How do skeletons greet each other? With a “bone”-a fide handshake!
67. Why did the skeleton go to the music store? To get a new “bone-o”!
68. What do skeletons use to write? Bone-afide pens!
69. Why did the skeleton join the gym? To put some “meat” on those bones!
70. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones!
71. Why did the skeleton become a chef? He loved to “bone-appetit”!
72. What’s a skeleton’s favorite song? “I Ain’t Got Nobody”!
73. Why did the skeleton start a band? He knew it would be a “bone”-a fide hit!
74. What do skeletons use to remember things? Their “skullendar”!
75. Why did the skeleton invite his friends over? He wanted to have a “rib-tickling” time!
76. What do skeletons do on a hot day? They sit in the “bone-a fide” shade!
77. Why was the skeleton always calm? Because nothing got under his skin!
78. How do skeletons text each other? With their “cell-bones”!
79. What’s a skeleton’s favorite dessert? Bone-apple pie!
80. How did the skeleton know he was in trouble? He could feel it in his bones!
81. What did the skeleton say when he lost his keys? “I’ve got a bone to pick with my memory!”
82. Why did the skeleton go to the party? To see if there were any “body” he knew!
83. How do skeletons get around town? They ride their “rib-cycles”!
84. What’s a skeleton’s favorite drink? “Marrow”-garitas!
85. Why did the skeleton refuse to play hide-and-seek? He didn’t have the guts for it!
86. What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes? A funny bone!
87. How did the skeleton learn to ride a bike? He got a lot of “femur” lessons!
88. Why did the skeleton go to school? To get a “skull-education”!
89. What do skeletons do at a party? They “tibia” good time!
90. Why did the skeleton join the band? He had a lot of “bass-ic” talent!
91. How did the skeleton know the movie’s ending? He saw right through it!
92. What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game? “Skull”-opoly!
93. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get a little “char-bone”!
94. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? “I’ll have a ‘skull’ on the rocks!”
95. Why did the skeleton go to the restaurant? To get a “spare-rib”!
96. How did the skeleton know it was time for lunch? He could feel it in his bones!
97. What do you call a skeleton who won an award? A “bone”-a fide winner!
98. Why did the skeleton start a fashion blog? He had an eye for “skull-ture”!
99. How do skeletons call for help? They “bone”-dial emergency services!
100. What’s a skeleton’s favorite mode of transportation? A “rib”-car!
101. Why did the skeleton go to the comedy show? To have a good “laugh-ophysis”!
102. How did the skeleton know he was on a diet? He was fed up with everything!
103. What do you call a skeleton who can play the piano? A “bony” virtuoso!
104. Why did the skeleton go to the beach? To work on his “sandy-vertebrate”!
105. How do skeletons get ready for a date? They put on their “bone-st” clothes!
106. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? “You’re a pain in the neck-bone!”
107. Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the gym? He didn’t want to lose any more weight!
108. How do skeletons listen to music? Through their “ear-bones”!
Well, folks, we’ve had a rib-tastic time unearthing the secrets of skeleton ribs!
It’s been a bone-afide pleasure to share the funny side of these bony tales.
Until next time, keep your funny bone strong and your curiosity alive!
Happy ribbing!
