Welcome, fellow Simpson enthusiasts, and humor hunters!
Get ready to embark on a laughter-filled journey as we unveil the crème de la crème of Simpson jokes.
Prepare yourself for belly-aching chuckles, knee-slapping guffaws, and the kind of mirth that even Homer would approve of.
Let’s dive into the wacky world of the Simpsons and discover their finest comedic gems!
List Of 101 Simpson Jokes & Puns
1. Why couldn’t Homer Simpson find his car keys? Because he doughnut.
2. What do you call a Simpson’s character who sells seafood? A crusta-cean.
3. Why couldn’t Marge Simpson make any bread? Because she couldn’t knead it.
4. Why couldn’t Bart Simpson ride his skateboard? Because he couldn’t board it.
5. What do you call a Simpson’s character who loves to swim? A float-er.
6. Why couldn’t Lisa Simpson play the piano? Because she couldn’t reach the high C’s.
7. What do you call a Simpson’s character who loves to dance? A groov-er.
8. Why couldn’t Marge Simpson make any soup? Because she couldn’t find the stock.
9. What do you call a Simpson’s character who loves to sing? A vocal-oid.
10. Why couldn’t Homer Simpson find his keys? Because he was looking in the wrong duffel.
11. What do you call a Simpson’s character who loves to cook? A chef-er-all.
12. Why couldn’t Bart Simpson ride his bike? Because he couldn’t pedal fast enough.
13. What do you call a Simpson’s character who loves to garden? A grow-er.
14. What do you call a Simpson’s character who loves to read? A book-worm.
15. Why couldn’t Homer Simpson find his glasses? Because he couldn’t see them.
16. What do you call a Simpson’s character who loves to draw? An artist-o.
17. What do you call a Simpson’s character who loves to play sports? An athleat.
18. Why couldn’t Lisa Simpson play the saxophone? Because she couldn’t reach the high notes.
19. What do you call a Simpson’s character who loves to hike? A trail-blazer.
20. Why couldn’t Marge Simpson make any soup? Because she couldn’t find the ladle.
21. What do you call a Simpson’s character who loves to write? A scribbler.
22. Why couldn’t Homer Simpson find his keys? Because he was looking in the duffel bag.
23. What do you call a Simpson’s character who loves to act? A thespian.
24. Why couldn’t Bart Simpson ride his bike? Because he couldn’t stay in the saddle.
25. What do you call a Simpson’s character who loves photography? A shutter-bug.
26. What do you call a Simpson’s character who loves music? A melomaniac.
27. Why did Marge Simpson start a bakery? Because she wanted to knead the dough and say, “D’oh-nut!”
28. What’s Homer’s favorite way to learn about history? By watching “Duff the Magic Dragon: The Parchment Quest!”
29. What do you call a Simpsons-themed rock band? The “Springfield Jam-suns”!
30. Why did Bart Simpson become a gardener? Because he wanted to make “spray-painted art-chokes”!
31. What’s Moe’s favorite kind of music? “Bar-tunes”!
32. Why did Maggie Simpson become a painter? She wanted to create “baby oil masterpieces”!
33. What do you get when you cross Krusty the Clown with a computer? “Giggle-bytes”!
34. Why did Chief Wiggum open a detective agency? He wanted to solve “d’oh-licious mysteries”!
35. What do you call Homer’s guide to DIY home repairs? “The D’oh-it-Yourself Manual”!
36. Why did Lisa Simpson become a magician? So she could make “logic and reason disappear”!
37. What’s Marge’s favorite instrument? The “Sax-o-mom-phone”!
38. Why did Homer become a professional bowler? He loved “splitting hairs and pins”!
39. What did Ned Flanders say when he became a math teacher? “Let’s Fland-er on over to the numbers side, neighborino!”
40. What did Bart say when he won the spelling bee? “Eat my shorts, dictionary!”
41. What do you call a dating app for the residents of Springfield? “Spring-Fling-field”!
42. Why did Homer become a weather forecaster? So he could predict “d’oh-cast” conditions!
43. What’s Moe’s favorite way to brew coffee? “Moe-caccino”!
44. Why did Mr. Burns start a fitness club? To turn everyone into “Slim-suns”!
45. What do you call a talent show for the residents of Springfield? “Springfield’s Got Talent…D’oh!”
46. Why did Krusty the Clown become a fashion designer? Because he wanted to create “Ha-haute couture”!
47. What did Bart say when he aced his math test? “I’m Simpson the smartest kid in class!”
48. Why did Lisa become a lifeguard? She wanted to save “sea-men”!
49. What’s Marge’s favorite type of weather? “M’arge-nificent sunshine”!
50. Why did Chief Wiggum become a chef? He wanted to serve “just-ice cream”!
51. What do you call a carnival run by the Simpsons? “The Krusty-est Place on Earth!”
52. Why did Maggie start a fashion line? To design “pacifier chic”!
53. What’s Apu’s favorite type of music? “Kwik-E-Mart-ic”!
54. Why did Ned Flanders become a yoga instructor? He wanted to say, “Ommm-diddly-omm”!
55. What did Moe say when he opened his new seafood restaurant? “Welcome to Moe’s Seafood Shack: Where all the fish are Moe-bile!”
56. Why did Homer become a basketball coach? He loved “dunking donuts”!
57. What’s Bart’s favorite game on his phone? “Angry Milhouses”!
58. Why did Lisa start a podcast? So she could share “sax-appeal” with the world!
59. What do you call a play starring the Simpsons? “Homer’s Theater of D’oh-perations”!
60. Why did Krusty the Clown become a detective? He loved solving “giggle-whodunits”!
61. What’s Marge’s favorite dessert? “M’apple pie”!
62. Why did Chief Wiggum become a lifeguard? So he could say, “Freeze, in the name of the law!”
63. What do you call a talent show for Springfield’s pets? “America’s Got Fido”!
64. Why did Maggie start a dance studio? So she could teach “baby ballet”!
65. What’s Apu’s favorite hobby? “Quick-E-Mart-ial arts”!
66. Why did Homer become a travel agent? He loved booking “d’oh-stinations”!
67. What do you call a music festival in Springfield? “Homer-palooza”!
68. Why did Marge become a tour guide? She loved showing off “M’attractions”!
69. What’s Krusty the Clown’s favorite kind of pasta? “Ha-ha-ha-getti”!
70. Why did Lisa become a beekeeper? She wanted to promote “sax and the honeybees”!
71. What do you call a dance-off between Bart and Milhouse? “The Shake-Simpsons Showdown”!
72. Why did Chief Wiggum become a chef? He loved serving “d’oh-nuts”!
73. What’s Moe’s favorite hobby? “Bar-tending to his plants”!
74. Why did Homer become a scientist? He wanted to discover “d’oh-particles”!
75. What do you call a fitness class led by Mr. Burns? “Smithers Shape-Up”!
76. Why did Apu become a comedian? To serve up “Quick-E-Mart-ial laughter”!
77. What’s Marge’s favorite sport? “Hairnet-ball”!
78. Why did Ned Flanders become a motivational speaker? He wanted to spread “Flanderisms”!
79. What do you call a talent show for Springfield’s animals? “Springfield’s Got Bark-talent”!
80. Why did Bart become a dance instructor? He wanted to teach “Bart-break dancing”!
81. What’s Krusty the Clown’s favorite type of sandwich? “Ha-ha-ham and cheese”!
82. Why did Lisa become a crossword puzzle creator? She loved “sax-tions”!
83. What do you call a theater production starring Homer and Marge? “The D’oh-mestic Drama”!
84. Why did Chief Wiggum become a pizza chef? He wanted to make “d’oh-caccia”!
85. What’s Moe’s favorite type of exercise? “Bar-bell laughs”!
86. Why did Mr. Burns become a ballet dancer? He wanted to perfect his “ex-smyr-nions”!
87. What do you call a talent show for Springfield’s pets? “Fur-mers Got Talent”!
88. Why did Maggie become a poet? She wanted to write “binky-ku”!
89. What’s Apu’s favorite type of music? “Quick-E-Mar-achi”!
90. Why did Homer become a driving instructor? He loved teaching “d’oh-ble clutching”!
91. What do you call a concert featuring Lisa’s saxophone playing? “The Jazzy Simpson Serenade”!
92. Why did Marge become a gardener? She wanted to grow “hair-looms”!
93. What’s Krusty the Clown’s favorite way to exercise? “Ha-ha-hula hooping”!
94. Why did Ned Flanders become a motivational speaker? He wanted to preach “Flanderful thinking”!
95. What do you call a talent show for Springfield’s residents over 50? “Springfield’s Got Gravitas”!
96. Why did Bart become a surfing instructor? He wanted to ride “cowabunga waves”!
97. What’s Moe’s favorite type of tea? “Marge-a-mint”!
98. Why did Chief Wiggum become a stand-up comedian? He loved cracking “d’oh-lightful jokes”!
99. What do you call a fitness class led by Mr. Burns? “Burn Baby, Burn”!
100. Why did Apu become a pet groomer? He wanted to offer “Quick-E-Mart-icures”!
101. What’s Lisa’s favorite way to relax? “Sax and the City”!
As we bid adieu to this comedic expedition, we hope you’ve had a Springfield-tastic time reliving these sidesplitting moments.
Remember, life might get a little less funny after leaving the Simpson universe, but fear not, you can always revisit them whenever you need a dose of hilarity.
So, keep those chuckles alive, and may your days be forever filled with Simpson-level laughter!
Stay yellow and stay funny, folks! D’oh-n’t forget to smile!
