Hey there, fellow sports enthusiasts and joke aficionados!
If you think rugby is all about serious tackles and scrums, get ready to break into fits of laughter.
We’ve scoured the web for the wittiest rugby jokes that will have you rolling on the floor, whether you’re a die-hard fan or a curious bystander.
So, grab your popcorn and get ready for some rib-tickling fun!
List Of 50 Rugby Jokes & Puns
1. Why couldn’t the rugby player read his diary? Because it was locked.
2. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs on the wall? Wayne.
3. Why couldn’t the rugby player score any points? Because he was a goalkeeper.
4. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a bush? Russell.
5. Why couldn’t the rugby player see the doctor? Because he had no appointment.
6. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil.
7. Why couldn’t the rugby player hear the punchline? Because he was dropped on his head as a baby.
8. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? Bill.
9. Why couldn’t the rugby player read the menu? Because he was illiterate.
10. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Rustle.
11. Why couldn’t the rugby player read the book? Because he was too busy playing rugby.
12. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
13. Why couldn’t the rugby player read the newspaper? Because he was too busy watching rugby.
14. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a pot of soup? Stew.
15. Why couldn’t the rugby player read the magazine? Because he was illiterate.
16. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a box of chocolates? Rich.
17. Why couldn’t the rugby player read the instructions? Because he was illiterate.
18. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.
19. Why couldn’t the rugby player read the sign? Because he was illiterate.
20. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a pile of salt? Grain.
21. Why couldn’t the rugby player read the poem? Because he was illiterate.
22. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a bag of chips? Crisp.
23. Why couldn’t the rugby player read the letter? Because he was illiterate.
24. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a haystack? Hay.
25. Why couldn’t the rugby player read the contract? Because he was illiterate.
26. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a box of cornflakes? Grain.
27. Why couldn’t the rugby player read the billboard? Because he was illiterate.
28. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a pile of sand? Sandy.
29. Why couldn’t the rugby player read the textbook? Because he was illiterate.
30. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a basket of fruit? Clementine.
31. Why couldn’t the rugby player read the script? Because he was illiterate.
32. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a box of matches? Lucky.
33. Why couldn’t the rugby player read the map? Because he was illiterate.
34. What do you call a rugby player with no arms and no legs in a pile of manure? Stinky.
35. How do rugby players stay cool during a match? They always keep their tries on “ice”!
36. What did the rugby ball say to the player? “Throw me a pass, and let’s have a ball!”
37. Why did the rugby player bring a ladder to the game? He heard they were playing “high tackles”!
38. What did the coach say to the rugby team when they lost a game? “Don’t worry, we’ll just ‘scrum’-ble our way back up!”
39. How did the rugby player propose to his girlfriend? He said, “Will you be my ‘try’-ing partner for life?”
40. Why did the rugby player become an actor? He loved the idea of being a ‘rugby’ star on and off the field!
41. What do rugby players do when they need to relax? They ‘try’ yoga for a change of pace!
42. Why did the rugby player go to the art gallery? To learn about different ‘tacktics’!
43. What’s a rugby player’s favorite way to tell jokes? With a ‘try’-umph!
44. How do rugby players handle rainy days? They still have a ‘ruck’-us time!
45. Why did the rugby player become a detective? He loved solving ‘try’-stery cases!
46. What do rugby players say when they’re surprised? “Well, I’ll be a ‘ruck’us!”
47. How do rugby players stay focused during a match? They have a ‘try’-focusinol prescription!
48. Why did the rugby player open a bakery? He wanted to tackle the world of ‘loaf’-ing!
49. Why do rugby players make great mathematicians? They’re experts in ‘try’-gonometry!
50. Why did the rugby player become an astronaut? He wanted to ‘try’-verse the universe!
Alas, we’ve reached the final whistle of our uproarious rugby joke fest!
We hope these hilarious gags brought a smile to your face and some joy to your day.
Remember, even when the game gets tough, laughter is the ultimate try-scoring tactic!
Share these jokes with your rugby buddies and keep the humor alive.
Until next time, may your laughs be as thunderous as a stadium full of cheering fans!
