Looking for a dose of rodent-inspired hilarity?
Look no further! Prepare to have your funny bone tickled as we scurry into the world of rat jokes.
Whether you’re a fan of cheesy puns or tail-shaking punchlines, we’ve got a lineup that will make you grin from whisker to whisker.
121+Rib-Tickling Rat Jokes
1. Why couldn’t the rat make it to the party on time? He got held up in traffic.
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
3. Why couldn’t the rat find his keys? Because he lost them in a maze.
4. What do you call a rat that works out a lot? Buff.
5. Why couldn’t the rat make up his mind? He was in two mice.
6. What do you call a rat that loves to dance? A jitterbug.
7. What do rats use to call each other? Rat phones.
8. Why couldn’t the rat make any jokes? He wasn’t very funny.
9. What do you call a rat that loves to sing? A rat-a-tat-tat.
10. What do you call a rat that loves to cook? A chef rat.
11. What do you call a rat that loves to read? A book rat.
12. What do you call a rat that loves to sleep? A snooze rat.
13. What do you call a rat that loves to travel? A globetrotter rat.
14. What do you call a rat that loves to party? A rager rat.
15. What do you call a rat that loves to exercise? A fit rat.
16. What do you call a rat that loves to play games? A gamer rat.
17. What do you call a rat that loves to swim? A swim rat.
18. What do you call a rat that loves to garden? A green rat.
19. What do you call a rat that loves to surf? A surf rat.
20. What do you call a rat that loves to skateboard? A board rat.
21. What do you call a rat that loves to hike? A trail rat.
22. What do you call a rat that loves to play sports? An athlete rat.
23. What do you call a rat that loves to paint? An artist rat.
24. What do you call a rat that loves to play music? A rock rat.
25. What do you call a rat that loves to study? A scholar rat.
26. What do you call a rat that loves to tell jokes? A jokester rat.
27. What do you call a rat that loves to play pranks? A prankster rat.
28. What do you call a rat that loves to watch TV? A couch rat.
29. What do you call a rat that loves to play video games? A gamer rat.
30. What do you call a rat that loves to shop? A shopaholic rat.
31. What do you call a rat that loves to fish? A fisher rat.
32. What do you call a rat that loves to hunt? A hunter rat.
33. What do you call a rat that loves to build things? A builder rat.
34. What do you call a rat that loves to fix things? A fixer rat.
35. What do you call a rat that loves to write? An author rat.
36. What do you call a rat that loves to take naps? A sleepy rat.
37. What do you call a rat that loves to play pranks? A trickster rat.
38. What do you call a rat that loves to tell stories? A storyteller rat.
39. What do you call a rat that loves to play the ukulele? A strummer rat.
40. What do you call a rat that loves to take photos? A shutter rat.
41. What do you call a rat that loves to play chess? A chess rat.
42. What do you call a rat that loves to dance ballet? A ballerat.
43. What do you call a rat that loves to play the drums? A drummer rat.
44. What do you call a rat that loves to play the piano? A pianist rat.
45. What do you call a rat that loves to play the guitar? A guitar rat.
46. What do you call a rat that loves to sing karaoke? A kararat.
47. Why did the rat start a rock band? Because it wanted to be a squeaky-clean guitarist!
48. What do you call a rat that can sing? A “mouse-ician”!
49. How do rats like to communicate? They send “cheesy” texts!
50. Why did the rat bring a ladder to the library? It wanted to reach the top “shelf”!
51. What did one rat say to the other at the restaurant? “I smell a rat-tastic meal!”
52. How do rats navigate their way around the city? They use the “sub-ur-bane”!
53. Why did the rat bring a surfboard to the beach? It wanted to ride the “tidal wave”!
54. What do you call a rat that can solve complex math problems? A “rat-ional thinker”!
55. Why did the rat take up painting? It wanted to create “master-pieces”!
56. What did the rat say when it won the lottery? “I’m living the rat-tacular life now!”
57. How do rats celebrate their birthdays? With a “cheese-cake” party, of course!
58. What do you get when you cross a rat with a vampire? A “fang-tastic” rodent!
59. Why did the rat join the circus? It wanted to be a “ring leader”!
60. How did the rat feel after running a marathon? “Ex-rat-sted”!
61. What did the rat say to the cat? “I’m not afraid of you, I’m a rat-ional creature!”
62. Why did the rat bring a suitcase to the movie theater? It wanted to catch a “block-buster”!
63. What’s a rat’s favorite musical instrument? The “piccolo” cheeseboard!
64. How do you spot a trendy rat? It’s always wearing “moussed” hair!
65. Why did the rat get a job at the bakery? It wanted to “earn some dough”!
66. What do rats use to keep in touch? “Rat-ellite phones”!
67. How do rats invite their friends over? They send “squeak-peek” invitations!
68. What did the rat say to its friend after a workout? “I’m feeling rat-astic!”
69. Why did the rat bring a camera to the art museum? It wanted to take “rattastic” pictures!
70. How do rats throw a surprise party? They yell, “Cheese!” when their friend walks in!
71. What do you call a rat that can dance? A “rodent of the dance”!
72. Why did the rat go to culinary school? It wanted to be a “rat-atouille” chef!
73. How do rats make their favorite drinks? They use a “mouse-erator”!
74. What did the rat say to the magician? “I’m not impressed, I can disappear too!”
75. Why did the rat bring a ladder to the cheese factory? It wanted to “climb the dairy”!
76. How do rats travel long distances? They take the “whisker-jet”!
77. What did the rat say to its friend at the gym? “Let’s pump some rat-iron!”
78.Why did the rat take a job at the shoe store? It wanted to be a “sole” proprietor!
79. How do rats express their emotions? Through “cheese-letters”!
80. What’s a rat’s favorite type of exercise? “Mousethletics”!
81. Why did the rat become a comedian? It wanted to make everyone “squeak” with laughter!
82. How do rats keep their teeth clean? They use “rodent-floss”!
83. What do you call a rat that loves to play the guitar? A “rock ‘n‘ rodent”!
84. Why did the rat bring a map to the maze? It didn’t want to get “ratti-tude”!
85. How do rats stay cool in the summer? They relax in the “cheese-pool”!
86. What did the rat say when it found a hidden treasure? “That’s a rat-tastic discovery!”
87. Why did the rat start a fashion blog? It wanted to be a “style-rat-er”!
88. How do rats send mail? They use the “rodent carrier”!
89. What did the rat say when it won a game of poker? “I’m feeling pretty rat-tling good!”
90. Why did the rat bring an umbrella to the party? It heard it was going to be a “cheese shower”!
91. How do rats get to work? They take the “subway-rat”!
92. What’s a rat’s favorite type of dance? The “cha-cha-cheese”!
93. Why did the rat become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to “rodentertain” everyone!
94. How do rats get their hair styled? They go to the “rat-tress”!
95. What did the rat say when it found a hidden treasure map? “X marks the rat-tastic spot!”
96. Why did the rat start a bakery? It loved “roll-playing” in the dough!
97. How do rats stay entertained? They play “ratty-go-round” at the amusement park!
98. What’s a rat’s favorite type of workout? “Rat-obics”!
99. Why did the rat become a detective? It loved solving “whisker-dunnits”!
100. How do rats stay warm in the winter? They cuddle up with a “cheesy” blanket!
101. What did the rat say to its friend after winning a race? “You can’t catch me, I’m a sprinting rodent!”
102. Why did the rat bring a camera to the marathon? It wanted to “capture” the moment!
103. How do rats stay up to date with the news? They read the “Rodent Gazette”!
104. What’s a rat’s favorite type of music? “Rat-tle and roll”!
105. Why did the rat go to law school? It wanted to be a “rat-torney”!
106. How do rats make important decisions? They trust their “rat-ional instincts”!
107. What did the rat say when it met its hero? “You’re my rat-spiration!”
108. Why did the rat bring a snorkel to the cheese factory? It heard it was “swimming in cheddar”!
109. How do rats keep in touch with their distant relatives? They send “squeak-grams”!
110. What did the rat say when it couldn’t find its way through the maze? “This is un-rat-acceptable!”
111. Why did the rat become an astronaut? It wanted to explore “cheese-tellations”!
112. How do rats stay organized? They use a “cheese-calendar”!
113. What did the rat say to the cheese? “You make my heart squeak!”
114. Why did the rat bring a camera to the dance competition? It wanted to capture the “rat-tastic moves”!
115. How do rats stay fit? They do “cheese-robics” every day!
116. What’s a rat’s favorite game? “Rat-scotch”!
117. Why did the rat become a chef? It loved creating “rat-her delicious” dishes!
118. How do rats show affection? They give “cheesy” hugs!
119. What did the rat say when it won the marathon? “That was a rat-htaking victory!”
120. Why did the rat bring a telescope to the beach? It wanted to see the “sea-rats”!
121. How do rats keep their homes secure? They hire “cheese-tle” guards!
Well, folks, it’s time to bid our furry friends farewell.
We hope these rat jokes brought a smile to your face and a giggle to your heart.
Remember, when life gets ratty, a good laugh is the ultimate antidote.
Stay whiskered and keep those chuckles rolling!
Until next time, may your days be filled with cheesy grins and laughter that echoes through the sewers of hilarity.
