Are your dance moves stuck in the era of the floppy disk?
Fear not, fellow movers and shakers! In this hilarious guide, we’ll show you how to put a little boogie in it and set the dance floor on fire.
Get ready to groove, laugh, and impress your friends with some funky fresh steps!
List Of 46 Put a Little Boogie In Your Dance Step
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
3. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain!
4. Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
5. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
6. What do you call a pile of dogs? A woofhill.
7. What do you call a pile of ducks? A fowl mound.
8. What do you call a pile of frogs? An amphibian anthill.
9. What do you call a pile of elephants? A graveyard.
10. What do you call a pile of snakes? A nope rope slope.
11. What do you call a pile of pigs? A squeal.
12. What do you call a pile of sheep? A flock hill.
13. What do you call a pile of cows? A moo mound.
14. Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts.
15. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
16. What do you call a pile of monkeys? A barrel of monkeys.
17. Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby? He was a little horse.
18. What do you call a pile of turkeys? A fowl mound.
19. What do you call a pile of giraffes? A tower of long necks.
20. What do you call a pile of bears? A grizzly heap.
21. What do you call a pile of chickens? An eggstreme amount of cluck.
22. What do you call a pile of bunnies? A fluffle.
23. What do you call a pile of flamingos? A flamboyance.
24. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
26. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
27. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
28. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
29. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
30. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too low. She seemed down to earth.
31. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
32. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
33. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? King Cod!
34. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
35. What do you call fake Irish stone? A sham-rock!
36. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
37. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
38. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
39. How does the ocean say hello? It waves!
40. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
41. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
42. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
43. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
44. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
45. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
46. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Congratulations, you funky dancers!
Now you’ve got the boogie in your bones, and the world won’t know what hit ’em.
So, go forth, shake it like a polaroid picture, and remember: life’s a dance floor, so keep boogieing!
