Are you feeling a bit grapey today?
Well, prepare to be tickled purple!
We’ve gathered the most rib-tickling, plum-tastic, and downright hilarious purple puns that will leave you giggling like a bunch of grapes at a comedy show.
Get ready for a juicy dose of laughter as we dive headfirst into the world of purple wordplay!
List Of 76 Hilarious Purple Puns & Jokes
1. What kind of music do grapes like? Raisin.
2. Why couldn’t the purple dinosaur go to school? Because he was a Barney dropout.
3. Why couldn’t the purple dinosaur go to school? He was a Barney, the dropout.
4. Why couldn’t the purple dinosaur go to school? He was a Barney drop-out.
5. Why couldn’t the purple dinosaur go to school? He was a drop out named Barney.
6. Why couldn’t the purple dinosaur go to school? He dropped out and his name was Barney.
7. What do you call a purple dinosaur who can’t go to school? Barney the dropout.
8. What do you call a purple dinosaur who dropped out of school? Barney the dropout.
9. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
10. I told my grapevine a secret, and now it’s spreading “vine”telligence!
11. If grapes could sing, what genre would they prefer? Raisin’ roll!
12. How do you fix a broken grape? With a purple band-aid, of course!
13. What do you call a grape who loves to dance? A grapevine!
14. Why did the purple grape go to therapy? It had some serious “stems” issues!
15. When grape farmers get angry, do they become “vintage”?
16. I accidentally stepped on a grape, and now it’s “wine”-ing about it!
17. Why was the purple grape such a great storyteller? It had a “grape” imagination!
18. Did you hear about the grape who won the lottery? It was feeling like a million “bucks”!
19. What did the grape say to the raisin at the gym? “I’m here to “wine” down!”
20. Why did the grape go to school? To become a “wise” wine maker!
21. How do you make a grape laugh? You “peel” its funny bone!
22. Why did the purple grape refuse to join the debate team? It was “pressed” for time!
23. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “Oh, “crush” you didn’t!”
24. Why did the grape go on strike? It wanted to “vine” for its rights!
25. What do you get when you cross a grape and a computer? A fruit processor!
26. How do you make grape soda? Put some grapes in the fridge and “let it fizz”!
27. What did the grape say to the camera? “I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. Demille!”
28. What’s a grape’s favorite type of weather? A little “raisin”!
29. How do you make a grape stop laughing? You tickle its “vines”!
30. Why was the grape excited about the future? It saw “raisin” to be optimistic!
31. What did the grape say to the raisin who was giving bad advice? “You’re such a “dry” wit!”
32. Why did the grape get in trouble at school? It was caught “crushing” on the teacher!
33. What do you call a purple fruit that can predict the future? A “soothsgrape”!
34. Why did the grape refuse to run for office? It didn’t want to get caught up in “poli-ticks”!
35. How do you describe a really attractive grape? “A-peel-ing”!
36. Why do grapes make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always a bit “vine”-dicated!
37. What did the grape do when it won an award? It “juiced” it!
38. How do you make a grape feel special? Give it a “raisin” to smile!
39. Why do grapes make great detectives? They have an incredible “vine-stinct”!
40. What did the grape say to the banana who was being too serious? “Loosen up, you fruity fellow!”
41. Why do grapes make the best employees? They’re always “wine”ing about their work!
42. What’s a grape’s favorite instrument? The “vine”-olin!
43. Why was the grape always so well-dressed? It had a great “vine” sense of style!
44. What do you call a grape who’s lost its car keys? A “sour-grape”!
45. Why did the grape become an artist? It loved to “vine”!
46. What’s a grape’s favorite board game? “Clue”-tivated!
47. How do you get a grape to stop laughing? You tell it to “cork” it!
48. Why did the grape go on a diet? It wanted to get “vine” and dandy!
49. What do you call a grape who loves to read? A “book-fruit”!
50. How do you throw a grape party? You “raisin” the roof!
51. Why do grapes never get in trouble at school? They’re always “bunch”ing up!
52. What’s a grape’s favorite subject in school? “Vine”gar!
53. How did the grape get out of trouble with the law? It “plead the vine”!
54. What did the grape say to the melon at the party? “Let’s have a “grape” time!”
55. Why did the grape start a band? It wanted to “vine” the charts!
56. What did the grape say to the orange who was feeling down? “Don’t be so citrus-ly!”
57. How do you make a grape furious? You squeeze its “grapeness”!
58. What’s a grape’s favorite way to relax? “Vine” and dine!
59. Why did the grape go to the therapist? To work through its “raisin” for anxiety!
60. What do you call a grape who loves to solve puzzles? “Grape”-saw!
61. How do you catch a grape that’s running away? With a grapevine lasso!
62. Why did the grape get promoted at work? It had a “raisin” to the occasion!
63. What did the grape say to the orange who was being too serious? “Squeeze the day, my friend!”
64. Why did the grape become a coach? It wanted to “vine”-spire others!
65. How do you make a grape blush? You compliment its “grape”-ness!
66. Why did the grape go to school for acting? It wanted to be a “vine”-star!
67. How do you tell if a grape is happy? It smiles “wines”!
68. What did the grape say to the plum who was feeling gloomy? “Cheer up, prunecess!”
69. How do you make a grape float? Add some grape soda and a scoop of “vine”-illa ice cream!
70. Why did the grape fail the math test? It was too busy “dividing” its attention!
71. What do you call a grape who loves to take risks? “Brave” fruit!
72. How do you make a grape laugh? You tickle its “vine” ribs!
73. What’s a grape’s favorite mode oftransportation? The “vine” train!
74. Why was the grape always invited to parties? It was the “wine” and only!
75. What did the grape say to the cherry on the dance floor? “Let’s “raisin” the roof!”
76. How do you make a grape feel better? You “juice” up its spirits!
As we bid farewell to this purple pun extravaganza, we hope your sense of humor has been sufficiently grape-enlightened.
Remember, when life gets tough, just keep calm and pun-der on!
Stay grape-tful, folks!
