117+ Giggle-Worthy Pumpkin Jokes For Kids!

Looking for a barrel of laughs to delight your little ones?

Brace yourselves for some seriously hilarious pumpkin jokes that’ll have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter!

These rib-tickling riddles are a surefire way to keep the giggles going this pumpkin season!

117 Pumpkin Jokes & Puns List

1. Why couldn’t the pumpkin find a date? Because he was too gourd-y!
2. What do you call a pumpkin who tells good jokes? A funny gourd!
3. Why was the little pumpkin sad? Because his mom was a vegetable!
4. What do you call a mischievous pumpkin? A trouble gourd!
5. Why couldn’t the little pumpkin sleep? Because he had a nightmare!
6. What do you call a pumpkin who loves to dance? A jolly gourd!
7. What do you call a pumpkin who loves to read? A book gourd!
8. Why couldn’t the pumpkin make any friends? Because he was a gourd-geous weirdo!
9. What do you call a pumpkin who loves to sing? A song gourd!
10. Why couldn’t the pumpkin find his keys? Because he had lost them in a gourd!
11. What do you call a pumpkin who loves to travel? An explorer gourd!
12. Why couldn’t the pumpkin make up his mind? He was in two gourds about it!
13. What do you call a pumpkin who loves to play sports? An athlete gourd!
14. Why couldn’t the pumpkin see the movie? Because he didn’t have the gourd sight!
15. What do you call a pumpkin who loves to cook? A chef gourd!
16. Why couldn’t the pumpkin make any decisions? He was in a gourd dilemma!
17. What do you call a pumpkin who loves to draw? An artist gourd!
18. Why couldn’t the pumpkin find his hat? Because it was under a gourd!
19. What do you call a pumpkin who loves math? A math gourd!
20. Why couldn’t the pumpkin find his car? Because he parked it under a gourd!
21. What do you call a pumpkin who loves science? An experiment gourd!
22. Why couldn’t the pumpkin make any money? All he had were gourds!
23. What do you call a pumpkin who loves history? A history gourd!
24. Why couldn’t the pumpkin see the board? Because he had bad gourd vision!
25. What do you call a pumpkin who loves computers? A tech gourd!
26. Why couldn’t the pumpkin find his glasses? Because he left them under a gourd!
27. What do you call a pumpkin who loves to write? An author gourd!
28. Why couldn’t the pumpkin find his phone? Because he left it under a gourd!
29. What do you call a pumpkin who loves music? A music gourd!
30. Why couldn’t the pumpkin find his keys again? Because he was a forgetful gourd!
31. What do you call a pumpkin who loves philosophy? A thinker gourd!
32. Why couldn’t the pumpkin find his wallet? Because he left it under a gourd!
33. What do you call a pumpkin who loves languages? A linguist gourd!
34. Why couldn’t the pumpkin find his shoes? Because he left them under a gourd!
35. What do you call a pumpkin who loves psychology? A mind gourd!
36. Why couldn’t the pumpkin find his remote? Because he left it under a gourd!
37. What do you call a pumpkin who loves politics? A policy gourd!
38. Why couldn’t the pumpkin find his hat again? Because he was a forgetful gourd!
39. What do you call a pumpkin who loves the environment? An eco gourd!
40. Why couldn’t the pumpkin find his homework? Because he left it under a gourd!
41. What do you call a pumpkin who loves to debate? An arguer gourd!
42. Why couldn’t the pumpkin find his lunch? Because he left it under a gourd!

43. Why did the pumpkin go to school? To learn how to be a jack of all trades!
44. How do pumpkins stay in shape? They do lots of squash-ing exercises!
45. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite subject in school? Gourd-geography!
46. Why did the pumpkin turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
47. What do you call a pumpkin that’s a great dancer? The pumpkin boogie!
48. How do pumpkins listen to music? They use their pumpkin-ears!
49. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
50. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite way to travel? By pumpkin-patch!
51. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With pumpkin patch-up!
52. What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A pun-kin!
53. Why was the pumpkin always calm? Because it had its own pumpkin-patch!
54. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin and a boat? The Great Pump-Kin!
55. Why did the pumpkin break up with its girlfriend? It thought it was just too gourd-geous for her!
56. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin pie-ala-mode!
57. How do pumpkins communicate with each other? Through pumpkin-phones!
58. Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
59. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite holiday? Hallo-scream!
60. How do pumpkins write letters? They use pumpkin paper and squash-sticks!
61. What do you call a pumpkin who can fix anything? A jack-of-all-trades!
62. Why did the pumpkin go on a diet? It wanted to become a little less pumpkin!
63. What do you call a pumpkin who can predict the future? A pumpkin-seer!
64. How do pumpkins like to travel? By pump-kin!
65. What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin pie? “You are one cutie pie!”
66. Why did the pumpkin refuse to fight? It believed in squashful resolutions!
67. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite book? The Pumpkinomicon!
68. What do pumpkins use to watch movies? Pumpkin-flix!
69. Why do pumpkins make terrible detectives? They always get squashed on the job!
70. How do pumpkins like to stay organized? They use pumpkin-patch planners!
71. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite instrument? The pump-kin-tar!
72. Why did the pumpkin become a chef? It loved to turnip the heat!
73. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite part of the day? Twilight, because it’s the pumpkin’s hour!
74. How do pumpkins like to party? They gourd-around!
75. Why did the pumpkin go to the library? To find some great gourd literature!
76. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at math? A number-cruncher!
77. How do pumpkins like to decorate their homes? They use pump-can-dles!
78. Why did the pumpkin join the circus? It wanted to be a juggling-gourd!
79. What do you call a pumpkin that tells scary stories? A spook-kin!
80. How do pumpkins send messages to each other? They use the pumpkin-vine!
81. What did the pumpkin say when it won the race? “I’m squash-tastic!”
82. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Squash-tag!
83. Why was the pumpkin coach terrible at basketball? It couldn’t stop dribbling!
84. How do pumpkins stay cool in the summer? They use the squash-sprinkler!
85. What do you call a pumpkin that’s great at soccer? A goal-gourd!
86. Why did the pumpkin become a musician? It wanted to be a smashing success!
87. How do pumpkins like to go on vacation? They take a gourd cruise!
88. What do you call a pumpkin who loves to travel? An adventu-gourd!
89. How do pumpkins keep their skin looking great? They use pumpkin-seed oil!
90. Why was the pumpkin bad at telling jokes? It kept getting squash-ed punchlines!
91. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin and a snowman? Frosty the squash-man!
92. How do pumpkins stay organized? They use pumpkin-filing systems!
93. Why did the pumpkin go to art school? It wanted to learn how to carve-fully!
94. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite place to visit? The pumpkin patch, of course!
95. How do pumpkins talk to ghosts? They use a pumpkin-o-gram!
96. What do you call a pumpkin that’s great at math? A number-crunching gourd!
97. Why was the pumpkin so friendly? It had a heart of squash!
98. How do pumpkins like to exercise? They do pumpkin-pushups!
99. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite song? “Gourd-only knows!”
100. Why was the pumpkin so good at problem-solving? It could always find a squash-tion!
101. What do you call a pumpkin that becomes a detective? A pumpkin sleuth!
102. How do pumpkins get to school? On the squash-bus!
103. Why was the pumpkin so happy all the time? Because it had a squashful outlook on life!
104. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin and a comedian? A laugh-kin!
105. How do pumpkins like to party? They gourd all night long!
106. Why did the pumpkin go on a diet? It wanted to be less pumpkin and more pump-rockin’!
107. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Squash!”
108. How do pumpkins like to communicate online? Through pumpkin-chat!
109. Why did the pumpkin go to the baseball game? To root for the home-gourd team!
110. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dance move? The squash-and-turn!
111. How do pumpkins like to shop? They go to the gourd-mall!
112. Why did the pumpkin get promoted at work? It was always squash-ing goals!
113. What do you call a pumpkin who’s great at fixing things? A repair-gourd!
114. How do pumpkins like to tell time? With a gourd-watch!
115. Why did the pumpkin go to the dentist? It needed a root-canal!
116. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite exercise? Squash-ta!
117. How do pumpkins like to relax? They take a nice, long gourd bath!