Calling all royal jesters and joke enthusiasts!
Prepare to be crowned with laughter as we unveil a majestic collection of side-splitting princess jokes.
Get ready to giggle and gasp, for these regal rib-ticklers will have you laughing till you bow!
So, grab your throne and a cup of royal tea, as we dive into the kingdom of hilarity!
105 Hilarious Princess Jokes & Puns
1. Why couldn’t Cinderella make the basketball team? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
2. What do you call a princess who loves to exercise? A fit-cess!
3. Why couldn’t the princess brush her hair? Because she had hare in all the wrong places!
4. What do you call a princess who loves to sing? A song-cess!
5. Why couldn’t the princess go ice skating? Because she had a royal pain in her ankle!
6. What do you call a princess who loves to cook? A chef-cess!
7. Why couldn’t the princess see the doctor? Because she had a royal pain in her side!
8. What do you call a princess who loves animals? A pet-cess!
9. Why couldn’t the princess play soccer? Because she had a royal pain in her foot!
10. What do you call a princess who loves to dance? A ballet-cess!
11. Why couldn’t the princess play baseball? Because she had a royal pain in her arm!
12. What do you call a princess who loves to read? A book-cess!
13. Why couldn’t the princess play hockey? Because she had a royal pain in her wrist!
14. What do you call a princess who loves fashion? A style-cess!
15. Why couldn’t the princess play golf? Because she had a royal pain in her swing!
16. What do you call a princess who loves to travel? An advent-cess!
17. Why couldn’t the princess play tennis? Because she had a royal pain in her serve!
18. What do you call a princess who loves the outdoors? A camp-cess!
19. Why couldn’t the princess play football? Because she had a royal pain in her pass!
20. What do you call a princess who loves to garden? A green-cess!
21. Why couldn’t the princess play volleyball? Because she had a royal pain in her spike!
22. What do you call a princess who loves to paint? An art-cess!
23. Why couldn’t the princess play lacrosse? Because she had a royal pain in her stick!
24. What do you call a princess who loves to learn? An edu-cess!
25. Why couldn’t the princess play rugby? Because she had a royal pain in her tackle!
26. What do you call a princess who loves music? A tune-cess!
27. Why couldn’t the princess play badminton? Because she had a royal pain in her shuttlecock!
28. What do you call a princess who loves to party? A ball-cess!
29. Why couldn’t the princess play cricket? Because she had a royal pain in her wicket!
30. What do you call a princess who loves video games? A gamer-cess!
31. Why did the princess bring a ladder to the ball? She wanted to “step up” her dance moves!
32. How does a princess communicate with sea creatures? She uses “shell”-ular technology!
33. What did the princess say when her royal robe got all wrinkled? “I can’t be ‘pressed’ for the ball like this!”
34. How did the princess escape from the dragon? She used her “fire-proof” personality to charm it away!
35. Why did the princess start a bakery? She wanted to make sure her kingdom had plenty of “royal tarts”!
36. What’s a princess’s favorite kind of math? Crownometry!
37. How does a princess greet her subjects? With a royal “hi-jewelty”!
38. Why did the princess become an author? She wanted to write “fairy tale endings”!
39. What do you call a princess who’s always running late? Tardy-tale!
40. How does a princess keep her hair so perfect? She uses “reign”-forcements!
41. Why did the princess go to school? To get a royal education in “kingdom arithmetic”!
42. What’s a princess’s favorite board game? Crown-opoly!
43. Why was the princess bad at telling jokes? Her punchlines were always “royally delayed”!
44. What do you call a group of fashionable princesses? A “glam-bulance”!
45. How does a princess measure her royal garden? With a ruler, of course!
46. Why did the princess visit the dentist? She needed a crown repair!
47. What did the princess say when she lost her tiara? “I’m having a real ‘crown-tastrophy’!”
48. How did the princess know she was in love? She couldn’t stop “reigning” thoughts about her prince!
49. Why did the princess get a ticket? She was caught “speeding” on her royal horse!
50. What’s a princess’s favorite musical instrument? The “royal-ta”!
51. How did the princess find her lost cat? She used her “purr-suasion” skills!
52. What do you call a princess who loves spicy food? A “fiery-essa”!
53. Why was the princess always ready for a party? She kept her dancing shoes “reign”-forced!
54. What did the princess say when she met the handsome prince? “You’re quite ‘charming,’ my dear!”
55. How does a princess prepare for winter? She buys a “snow-crown”!
56. Why was the princess so good at math? She had a “crown-genial” mind!
57. What’s a princess’s favorite type of movie? “Fairy tale-visions“!
58. Why did the princess become an astronomer? She wanted to study “star-ology”!
59. How did the princess win the race? She had “royal speed” on her side!
60. What do you call a princess who loves art? A “paint-cess”!
61. Why did the princess start a gardening club? She wanted to grow a “royal bouquet”!
62. How does a princess deal with stress? She practices “royal-yoga”!
63. What’s a princess’s favorite type of bird? A “crow-nary”!
64. Why did the princess start a band? She wanted to play some “royal melodies”!
65. How does a princess stay cool in the summer? She uses her “regal” air conditioner!
66. What do you call a princess who loves astronomy? A “stargaze-her”!
67. Why did the princess go to music school? She wanted to perfect her “piano-tissimo”!
68. How did the princess know she was at the wrong castle? There was a “knight”-mare at the door!
69. What do you call a princess who’s great at puzzles? A “crown-undrum solver”!
70. Why was the princess bad at telling ghost stories? She couldn’t help but make them “fairy-funny”!
71. How does a princess keep her castle clean? With a “reign”-duster, of course!
72. What’s a princess’s favorite mode of transportation? A “royal carriage-ture”!
73. Why did the princess start a baking competition? She wanted to find the “royal dough-master”!
74. How does a princess make important decisions? She uses her “crown-sultants”!
75. What do you call a princess who loves horseback riding? A “gallop-essa”!
76. Why was the princess bad at sports? She always “reigned” supreme!
77. How did the princess escape from the tower? She used her “braid”-ed rope!
78. What’s a princess’s favorite dessert? “Crown-ie” pie!
79. Why did the princess become a detective? She wanted to solve “mystery-royals”!
80. How does a princess handle a busy schedule? She uses her “crown-trol”!
81. What do you call a princess who loves science? A “lab-royal”!
82. Why did the princess start a shoe store? She wanted to offer “regal kicks”!
83. How does a princess stay organized? She uses her “reign”-dex cards!
84. What’s a princess’s favorite type of fish? A “sovereign-lass”!
85. Why was the princess bad at bowling? Her aim was always “crown-spiracy”!
86. How did the princess know she was in the wrong kingdom? The guards were all “jester-bers”!
87. What do you call a princess who loves to cook? A “royal chef-essa”!
88. Why did the princess start a dance class? She wanted to teach “grace-ology”!
89. How does a princess relax after a long day? With a “crown-coction”!
90. What’s a princess’s favorite flower? The “tiara-santhemum”!
91. Why was the princess bad at magic tricks? Her sleight of hand was too “wizard-ous”!
92. How did the princess find the hidden treasure? She followed the “clue-tiara”!
93. What do you call a princess who loves to hike? A “trail-blazer”!
94. Why did the princess start a jewelry shop? She wanted to create “gem-tastic” pieces!
95. How does a princess stay in shape? She practices “royal ballet-etics”!
96. What’s a princess’s favorite type of candy? “Crown-taffy”!
97. Why was the princess bad at telling scary stories? She made them too “fairy-frightful”!
98. How did the princess know it was springtime? The flowers started to “bloom-royal”!
99. What do you call a princess who loves astronomy? A “stargaze-her”!
100. Why did the princess start a book club? She wanted to have “royal readings”!
101. How does a princess navigate through the forest? With her “map-tiara”!
102. What’s a princess’s favorite sport? “Castle-ball”!
103. Why was the princess bad at horse racing? She kept “reign”-ing in the reins too much!
104. How did the princess find her missing crown? She had a “jewel-dar”!
105. What do you call a princess who’s great at puzzles? A “crown-undrum solver”!
Alas, it’s time to lower the drawbridge on our mirthful kingdom of princess jokes!
But don’t fret, you can always return to this whimsical realm whenever laughter calls!
Share these princess giggles with your royal entourage, and let the joyous echoes ring through the kingdom!
Farewell, dear jesters, until we meet again in another comical adventure!
