Jump right in, folks! We’ve got a splash of laughter ready for you with our collection of pool jokes.
Whether you’re a seasoned swimmer or just dipping your toes, get ready to dive into a sea of chuckles.
From poolside pranks to waterlogged wisecracks, these jokes will make your sides ache from laughter.
So, grab your floaties and let’s make a big splash of humor!
83 Hilarious Pool Jokes & Puns
1. Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
2. What do you call a line of men waiting to dive into the pool? A dive bar.
3. Why couldn’t the pony swim in the pool? Because it was a little horse.
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
5. How do you fix a broken pool cue? With a pool patch.
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
7. What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
8. What do blind dinosaurs say? I didn’t see you there!
9. Why did the pool party hire a lifeguard comedian? Because they wanted some quality “dive” entertainment!
10. What do you call a lazy swimmer who’s always floating around in the pool? A “pool” loafer!
11. How does a swimming pool communicate? It “dives” right into the conversation!
12. What’s a swimmer’s favorite kind of math? “Pool”-ynomials!
13. Why did the pool water go to therapy? It had some deep-sea “emoti”shuns!
14. What did one pool say to the other during their argument? “I think we should just “dive”orce!”
15. What’s a pool’s favorite TV show? “Breaking Pool”!
16. Why did the swimming pool bring a tissue to the party? Just in case someone started “water” works!
17. What do you call a pool full of musical notes? A “tune”-cannon!
18. Why did the pool hire a DJ? Because it wanted to make a big “splash” at the party!
19. How does a swimming pool get around town? It “floats” on the sidewalk!
20. Why did the pool become an artist? It wanted to make a “wave” in the art world!
21. What’s a pool’s favorite type of music? “Pool”-ka!
22. What do you call a pool party for cats? A “puddle” of purr-fection!
23. Why did the pool always carry a camera? It wanted to capture all the “fintastic” moments!
24. What did one pool say to the other pool after a race? “Well, that was “ex-stream”ly fun!”
25. How does a pool throw a surprise party? It “dunks” the guest of honor!
26. Why did the pool invite the elephant to the party? Because it knew it could “trunk”-ate a big splash!
27. What did one pool say to the other pool on a hot summer day? “I’m “soak”-ing in the sunshine!”
28. Why did the pool refuse to go to the party? It felt like it was being “pool-lled” in too many directions!
29. How does a pool apologize? It makes a “wave” of amends!
30. What do you call a pool filled with lemonade? A “citrus”-cuzzi!
31. Why did the pool party get postponed? Because the water was feeling a bit “under the weather”!
32. What did the pool say to the swimmer who couldn’t find their goggles? “I can’t see your “dive”-ine moves without them!”
33. How does a pool calculate its water bill? It takes a “lap” at the numbers!
34. Why did the pool take a nap? It needed to “recharge” its watery energy!
35. What did one pool say to the other pool during a game of Marco Polo? “You’re getting “warmer”!”
36. How does a swimming pool greet its guests? With a big “wet-come”!
37. Why did the pool bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to “step up” the fun!
38. What did the pool say to the beach on a cloudy day? “Don’t worry, we can “tide” things over!”
39. How does a swimming pool handle stress? It takes a “deep breath” and relaxes!
40. Why did the pool hire a detective? It wanted to solve the case of the missing “swim-suit”!
41. What’s a pool’s favorite type of candy? “Splash”-ers!
42. Why did the pool go on a diet? It wanted to make sure it stayed in “tip-top shape”!
43. What do you call a pool filled with fruit punch? A “swim-berry” smoothie!
44. Why did the pool become a musician? It had a “nose” for harmonizing with the waves!
45. How does a pool keep its secrets? It locks them up in a “swim”-vault!
46. What did one pool say to the other pool after a long day of swimming? “We’ve really made a “splash” today!”
47. Why did the pool invite the chef to the party? Because it heard he could “whip up” a mean wave!
48. How does a swimming pool exercise? It does “water”-obics!
49. What did one pool say to the other pool during a thunderstorm? “I guess it’s a “pool”-ite of you to rain on my parade!”
50. Why did the pool start a band? It wanted to make some “pool-chords” with other musicians!
51. What do you call a pool that’s always grumpy? A “grouch”-pool!
52. Why did the pool become a stand-up comedian? Because it knew how to “water” down the audience!
53. How does a pool apologize to its neighbors for making noise? It says, “Sorry, I didn’t mean to make such a big “splash”!”
54. What did the pool say to the swimmer who didn’t want to get out? “Come on, don’t be such a “swim”-poop!”
55. Why did the pool hire a personal trainer? It wanted to get “swim-tastic”!
56. How does a swimming pool tell a joke? It “dives” right into the punchline!
57. What did one pool say to the other pool during a cannonball contest? “You really made a “big splash”!”
58. Why did the pool throw a party for the rain? Because it loved a good “shower” of celebration!
59. How does a pool send a love letter? It “dives” right into the feelings!
60. What do you call a pool that’s afraid of the deep end? A “shallow”-pool!
61. Why did the pool always bring a pen and paper to parties? It loved taking “dive” notes!
62. How does a swimming pool make a fashion statement? It “dives” into the latest trends!
63. What did one pool say to the other pool when they were in a race? “I’m “lap”-ping up the competition!”
64. Why did the pool invite the scientist to the party? It wanted to have some “experi”-pools!
65. What’s a pool’s favorite type of exercise? “Aqua”-robics!
66. Why did the pool invite the magician to the party?Because it wanted to see some “water”-ful tricks!
67. How does a pool celebrate a birthday? It throws a “splash”-tacular party!
68. What did one pool say to the other pool during a heatwave? “We’re really “cool”-ing off everyone!”
69. Why did the pool become an author? It had so many “pool-novels” to share!
70. What’s a pool’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Neap-“tune!
71. How does a swimming pool measure its success? It “dives” into the metrics!
72. Why did the pool invite the plumber to the party? It wanted to have some “pipe”-squeaky clean fun!
73. What did one pool say to the other pool when they were feeling tired? “Let’s take a “lap” of faith and keep going!”
74. How does a pool give a compliment? It says, “You’re making quite a “splash” today!”
75. What do you call a pool filled with soda? A “fizz”-pool!
76. Why did the pool become a teacher? It loved “immersing” itself in knowledge!
77. How does a swimming pool express its gratitude? It sends a “wet”ter of appreciation!
78. What did one pool say to the other pool during a water fight? “I’m “soak”-ing it all in!”
79. Why did the pool invite the comedian to the party? Because it wanted to “dive” into laughter!
80. How does a pool make an important announcement? It “makes waves” about the news!
81. What did one pool say to the other pool on a sunny day? “Let’s make some “wave”-s!”
82. Why did the pool become a painter? It loved creating “water”-color masterpieces!
83. How does a swimming pool make a decision? It takes a “plunge” and goes with the flow!
As we wrap up our poolside comedy extravaganza, we hope you’ve had a bellyful of laughter.
Remember, laughter is like a cannonball—it creates a big splash and leaves everyone soaked in joy.
So, until next time, keep those swimsuits handy and never hesitate to dive into the pool of humor.
Stay buoyant and keep those smiles afloat!
