Welcome to a slice of our humor!
Pies and puns are a delectable combo, aren’t they?
We’ve baked a fresh list of pie jokes that are so funny, they’re going to crust you up!
Say goodbye to your ‘fillings’ of boredom and get ready for an irresistible journey through pastry pun-derland.
List of 123 Hilarious Pie Jokes
1. Why couldn’t the pie finish his homework? Because he got crust!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
3. Why couldn’t the pie eat dessert? Because he already ate pie!
4. What do you call a fake stone fruit? An impostrawberry!
5. Why couldn’t the baker make apple pie? Because he didn’t have any apples!
6. What kind of pie has no filling? An empty pie!
7. Why couldn’t the pie play baseball? Because he couldn’t hit the curveball!
8. What do you call a pie that runs away? A fly pie!
9. Why couldn’t the pie play the piano? Because he had no fingers!
10. What kind of pie has the most filling? A whole pie!
11. Why couldn’t the pie play the guitar? Because he had no strings!
12. What kind of pie loves to swim? A meringue pie!
13. Why couldn’t the pie play basketball? Because he couldn’t dribble!
14. What kind of pie loves to dance? A jam pie!
15. Why couldn’t the pie play soccer? Because he couldn’t score any goals!
16. What kind of pie loves to read? A book pie!
17. Why couldn’t the pie play hockey? Because he couldn’t skate!
18. What kind of pie loves the beach? A sand pie!
19. Why couldn’t the pie play football? Because he couldn’t catch the ball!
20. What kind of pie loves to sing? A karaoke pie!
21. Why couldn’t the pie play tennis? Because he couldn’t serve!
22. What kind of pie loves to travel? An adventure pie!
23. Why couldn’t the pie play golf? Because he couldn’t drive the ball!
24. What kind of pie loves to sleep? A snooze pie!
25. Why couldn’t the pie play volleyball? Because he couldn’t spike the ball!
26. What kind of pie loves to cook? A chef pie!
27. Why couldn’t the pie play chess? Because he couldn’t make any moves!
28. What kind of pie loves to party? A celebration pie!
29. Why couldn’t the pie play rugby? Because he couldn’t tackle!
30. What kind of pie loves the outdoors? A camp pie!
31. Why couldn’t the pie play lacrosse? Because he couldn’t catch the ball!
32. What kind of pie loves video games? A gamer pie!
33. Why couldn’t the pie play badminton? Because he couldn’t hit the shuttlecock!
34. What kind of pie loves music? A jam band pie!
35. Why couldn’t the pie play cricket? Because he couldn’t bat!
36. What kind of pie loves animals? A pet pie!
37. Why couldn’t the pie play polo? Because he couldn’t ride the horse!
38. What kind of pie loves art? A painter pie!
39. Why couldn’t the pie play ping pong? Because he couldn’t return the ball!
40. What kind of pie loves movies? A film pie!
41. Why couldn’t the pie play dodgeball? Because he couldn’t dodge!
42. What kind of pie loves jokes? A funny pie!
43. Why couldn’t the pie play croquet? Because he couldn’t hit the wicket!
44. What kind of pie loves to exercise? A fitness pie!
45. Why couldn’t the pie play bocce? Because he couldn’t roll the ball!
46. What kind of pie loves history? A time pie!
47. Why couldn’t the pie play shuffleboard? Because he couldn’t slide!
48. What kind of pie loves science? An experiment pie!
49. Why did the pie go to therapy? It had a filling of existential crustis.
50. What do you call a pie that’s always on time? Punctual pie!
51. What’s a pie’s favorite movie genre? Slice of life!
52. How does a pie say hello? “Flaky to meet you!”
53. Why did the pie become a detective? It always found the missing crust!
54. What did one pie say to the other pie at the party? “You’re my sweetie pie!”
55. Why did the pie join a gym? It wanted to be berry fit!
56. How do pies get their hair done? They get a custard-y cut!
57. What did the pie say to the math teacher? “I’m 3.14-licious!”
58. How do pies get a promotion at work? They have to rise to the occasion!
59. Why did the pie become an astronaut? It wanted to explore the Milky Way!
60. What’s a pie’s favorite accessory? A pie-ringed finger!
61. Why did the pie blush? Because it saw the rolling pin!
62. What did the pie say to the bee? “I’m filled with honey, wanna be friends?”
63. How do you fix a broken pie crust? With a pastry patch!
64. What’s a pie’s favorite dance move? The crust shuffle!
65. Why did the pie go to art school? It wanted to learn how to make flan-tastic creations!
66. What did one pie say to the other pie during an argument? “Let’s not get crusty!”
67. How does a pie end a phone call? “I’ll talk to you in a bit(e)!”
68. Why did the pie go to the beach? It wanted to get a little pie-tanned!
69. What do you call a pie that’s been on a diet? A light dessert!
70. How do you make a pie laugh? Poke it in the filling!
71. Why did the pie go to the dentist? It had a filling that needed a cavity check!
72. What’s a pie’s favorite exercise? Rolling in the dough!
73. How did the pie console its friend? It offered a slice of comfort!
74. What do you call a pie that can play the piano? A key lime symphony!
75. Why did the pie start a band? It wanted to be the berry best!
76. How do you make a fruit pie stop wiggling? Cherry it down!
77. What did the pie say when it won the lottery? “I’m rolling in dough now!”
78. What’s a pie’s favorite TV show? “Breaking Crust!”
79. Why did the pie get a job in construction? It wanted to be a pro at rolling out the dough!
80. How do pies communicate on the internet? They use Emoji Crust-codes!
81. What did the pumpkin pie say to the apple pie? “You’re the apple of my pie!”
82. Why did the pie refuse to run for president? It didn’t want to be in a sticky situation!
83. How do you describe a delicious pie? “Scrumptious to the crust!”
84. What did the pie say to the whipped cream? “You’re my topping of choice!”
85. Why did the pie go to the music festival? It wanted to be berry jammin‘!
86. How do pies celebrate their birthdays? They throw a flake-out party!
87. What’s a pie’s favorite sport? Crust-acean racing!
88.Why did the pie become a lifeguard? It knew how to rescue sinking apples!
89. How do pies go on vacation? They take a pastry-cation!
90. What did one pie say to the other when they fell in love? “You complete me, crust and all!”
91. Why did the pie go to the baseball game? It wanted to see some pie-itches!
92. How do pies settle disagreements? They have a crust-to-crust conversation!
93. What did the pie say to the cake? “We’re better together, like a crusty duo!”
94. Why did the pie become a librarian? It had a lot of filling for books!
95. How do you catch a wild pie? Set up a crust trap!
96. What did the lemon meringue pie say to the chocolate pie? “We’re two-tarts of a delicious trio!”
97. Why did the pie audition for a singing competition? It wanted to be the next “American Pie-dol”!
98. How do pies get ready for a fancy party? They put on their best crust!
99. What did the blueberry pie say to the apple pie? “You’re the apple of my pie!”
100. Why did the pie refuse to tell its secret? It was afraid it would let the filling out of the bag!
101. How do pies apologize? They say, “I’m sorry if I caused any flan-tentions!”
102. What do you call a pie that’s always on the move? A pie-nomad!
103. Why did the pie become a comedian? It had a lot of good “punch-lines”!
104. How do pies make decisions? They slice through the options!
105. What did the pie say to the cookie? “You’re just a crumb compared to me!”
106. Why did the pie start a social media account? It wanted to gain a larger pie-audience!
107. How do pies organize their social gatherings? They send out crust-invitations!
108. What’s a pie’s favorite song? “Rolling in the Dough” by Adele!
109. Why did the pie run for mayor? It promised to make everyone’s lives a little sweeter!
110. How do pies pay for things at the store? With dough-lars!
111. What did the pumpkin pie say to the cherry pie? “You’re one sweet slice!”
112. Why did the pie go to the gym? It wanted to work on its flan-gs!
113. How do pies keep warm in the winter? They wear crust-y sweaters!
114. What did the pie say when it couldn’t find its friend? “I’m feeling a little crustfallen!”
115. Why did the pie refuse to jump off the cliff? It was afraid of taking a pastry dive!
116. How do pies express their love? With lots of dough-py hugs!
117. What’s a pie’s favorite kind of music? Bakestreet Boys!
118. Why did the pie go to the comedy show? It wanted a slice of laughter!
119. How do pies play pranks on each other? They put a pie in the face!
120. What did the pie say when it won the race? “I’m berry fast!”
121. Why did the pie go to the therapist? It had a lot of un-baked emotions!
122. How do pies settle disputes? They have a crustice of the peace!
123. What did the pie say to the cookie at the party? “I’m the flakiest guest here!”
Well, folks, that wraps up our hilarious journey through the pastry case.
We hope these pie jokes have made you laugh out loud and crave for more!
Remember, life is like a pie – it’s all about what you fill it with, especially if it includes a hearty helping of laughter.
Until next time, keep your puns flaky and your humor sweet!
