Feeling a bit squawk-ish?
Get ready to crack up as we unleash a feathered frenzy of side-splitting parrot jokes!
These avian antics will have you chirping with laughter in no time.
Brace yourself for the ultimate feathered stand-up comedy show!
60 Hilarious Parrot Jokes & Puns List
1. Why couldn’t the parrot fly? Because it was a statue.
2. What do you call a parrot that works at a hardware store? A hard-squawker.
3. Why couldn’t the parrot fly south for the winter? Because it was stuffed.
4. What do you call a parrot that works at a fast food restaurant? A fry squawker.
5. Why couldn’t the parrot fly? Because it was made of plastic.
6. What do you call a parrot that works at a library? A shush-squawker.
7. Why couldn’t the parrot fly? Because it was a toy.
8. What do you call a parrot that works at a bakery? A pie squawker.
9. Why couldn’t the parrot fly? Because it was a stuffed animal.
10. What do you call a parrot that works at a clothing store? A tie squawker.
11. Why couldn’t the parrot fly? Because it was a wooden carving.
12. What do you call a parrot that works at a shoe store? A high-squawker.
13. Why couldn’t the parrot fly? Because it was a painting.
14. What do you call a parrot that works at a hotel? A room squawker.
15. Why couldn’t the parrot fly? Because it was made of paper.
16. What do you call a parrot that works at a grocery store? A produce squawker.
17. Why couldn’t the parrot fly? Because it was a drawing.
18. What do you call a parrot that works at a bank? A loan squawker.
19. Why couldn’t the parrot fly? Because it was a figment of my imagination.
20. What do you call a parrot that works at a flower shop? A bloom squawker.
21. Why couldn’t the parrot fly? Because it was a hologram.
22. What do you call a parrot that works at a music store? A tune squawker.
23. Why couldn’t the parrot fly? Because it was a robot.
24. What do you call a parrot that works at a pet store? A pet squawker.
25. Why couldn’t the parrot fly? Because it was a 3D rendering.
26. What do you call a parrot that works at a hardware store? A tool squawker.
27. Why couldn’t the parrot fly? Because it was a hallucination.
28. What do you call a parrot that works at a movie theater? A film squawker.
29. Why did the parrot join the circus? It had a talent for squawkrobatics!
30. What do you call a parrot that can rap? Polly-syllabic!
31. How do you get a parrot to stop talking? Give it a “beak” from all the chatter!
32. What’s a parrot’s favorite mode of transportation? A squawk-cycle!
33. Why did the parrot refuse to play cards? It was afraid of “cheep” tricks!
34. How does a parrot make decisions? It weighs the “pros” and “perches”!
35. What do you call a parrot that loves classical music? Beetho-ven!
36. Why did the parrot sit on the clock? It wanted to be “parrot” of the hour!
37. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a canary? A bird that talks your ear off in song!
38. How did the parrot become an excellent public speaker? It attended “squawk”shops on communication!
39. What’s a parrot’s favorite dessert? “Polly”-o pudding!
40. Why did the parrot join a comedy club? It had a talent for “squawk”-umentary!
41. What do you call a parrot that loves surfing? A “board”acious bird!
42. How do you throw a surprise party for a parrot? Keep it a “squawk”-ret!
43. Why did the parrot become a detective? It had an eye for “clues”!
44. What do you call a parrot that loves to shop? A “bargain beak”!
45. How do parrots keep track of their appointments? They use a “beak”on!
46. What’s a parrot’s favorite Beatles song? “Let it “Beak”!
47. Why was the parrot asked to host a radio show? It had “squawk”-alities for the job!
48. How do parrots exercise? They lift “tweet”-le bells!
49. What do you call a parrot that loves to read? A “bookaw!” enthusiast!
50. Why did the parrot start a band? It wanted to create some “feather” tunes!
51. What do you get when a parrot and a turtle team up? A “slow-talker”!
52. How do parrots greet each other on the phone? “Polly” want a cracker line!
53. What’s a parrot’s favorite game to play at parties? “Talon”-t charades!
54. Why did the parrot become a hairdresser? It had a “beak” for style!
55. What do you call a parrot that can do magic tricks? Houdin-“tweet”!
56. How do parrots maintain their beaks? They go for “tweezer-treatments”!
57. What’s a parrot’s favorite country to visit? “Perch”ugal!
58. Why did the parrot get a job as a librarian? It loved to “tweet” literature!
59. What do you call a parrot that loves math? A “Poly-no-mial”!
60. How did the parrot get a part in a movie? It nailed the “squawk”diti
Before we take our final flight, remember, these parrot jokes are meant to keep your spirits soaring even on the dullest days.
So, whenever life feels a bit featherless, come back and share a chuckle with our feathered friends.
Happy squawking, folks!
