Attention, paper enthusiasts and jokesters alike! Sure! Here’s the revised list with duplicate entries removed:
Prepare to be torn between laughter and amazement as we dive into a world of whimsical wordplay with our collection of paper puns.
From witty origami folds to pun-tastic stationery, get ready to experience a paper revolution that will have you creasing up with laughter!
75 Hilarious Paper Puns & Jokes List
1. Why couldn’t the paper get a loan? It had no collateral.
2. What do you call a paper lion? A mane folder.
3. Why couldn’t the paper make up its mind? It was tearable.
4. Why couldn’t the paper find a date? It was sheet out of luck.
5. What do you call a paper detective? Sherlock Folio.
6. Why couldn’t the paper cut the mustard? It was too sliced.
7. Why couldn’t the paper play basketball? It kept getting torn.
8. What do you call a paper’s best friend? Its pal-per.
9. Why couldn’t the paper finish the race? It ran out of staples.
10. What do you call a paper that likes to party? A ream-bler.
11. Why couldn’t the paper find its shoes? It had been dis-papered.
12. What do you call a paper that likes to travel? An adventurous.
13. Why couldn’t the paper make a decision? It was two-sided.
14. What do you call a paper that likes to fight? A scrap-per.
15. Why couldn’t the paper finish its work? It got burned out.
16. What do you call a paper that likes to exercise? A fitness ream.
17. Why couldn’t the paper tell a joke? It was too dry.
18. What do you call a paper that likes to cook? A chef’s ream.
19. Why couldn’t the paper make any friends? It was too sheet-y.
20. What do you call a paper that likes to sing? A lyric ream.
21. Why couldn’t the paper find its keys? It had been dis-papered.
22. What do you call a paper that likes to dance? A ream-er.
23. Why couldn’t the paper finish its homework? It got shredded.
24. What do you call a paper that likes to garden? A green ream.
25. Why couldn’t the paper find its glasses? It had been dis-papered.
26. What do you call a paper that likes to read? A book ream.
27. Why couldn’t the paper finish its soup? It got soggy.
28. What do you call a paper that likes to play sports? An athlete ream.
29. Why couldn’t the paper finish its movie? It got ripped.
30. What do you call a paper that likes to play music? A jam ream.
31. Why couldn’t the paper find its wallet? It had been dis-papered.
32. What do you call a paper that likes to write? An author ream.
33. Why couldn’t the paper finish its test? It got erased.
34. What do you call a paper that likes to draw? An artist ream.
35. Why couldn’t the paper find its phone? It had been dis-papered.
36. What do you call a paper that likes to surf? A wave ream.
37. Why couldn’t the paper finish its homework? It got crumpled up.
38. What do you call a paper that likes to hike? A trail ream.
39. What do you call a paper that likes to skateboard? A board ream.
40. Why couldn’t the paper finish its lunch? It got munched.
41. What do you call a paper that likes to swim? An aquatic ream.
42. What do you call a paper that likes to play video games? A gamer ream.
43. Why couldn’t the paper finish its dinner? It got napkined.
44. What do you call a paper that likes to travel? A globe-trotting ream.
45. What do you call a paper that likes to take photos? A shutter ream.
46. Why couldn’t the paper finish its coffee? It got soggy.
47. What do you call a paper that likes to knit? A yarn ream.
48. What do you call a paper that likes to solve puzzles? A puzzler ream.
49. What do you call a paper that likes to play the drums? A drummer ream.
50. What do you call a paper that likes to play bingo? A bingo ream.
51. What do you call a paper that likes to play the piano? A key ream.
52. What do you call a paper that likes to tell jokes? A funny ream.
53. What do you call a paper that likes to sing karaoke? A crooner ream.
54. What do you call a paper that likes to play the guitar? A strummer ream.
55. What do you call a paper that likes to play chess? A chess ream.
56. What do you call a paper that likes to build things? A constructor ream.
57. What do you call a paper that likes to play the drums? A drummer ream.
58. What do you call a paper that likes to play the piano? A key ream.
59. What do you call a paper that likes to tell jokes? A funny ream.
60. What do you call a paper that likes to sing karaoke? A crooner ream.
61. What do you call a paper that likes to play the guitar? A strummer ream.
62. What do you call a paper that likes to play chess? A chess ream.
63. What do you call a paper that likes to build things? A constructor ream.
64. What do you call a paper that likes to play bingo? A bingo ream.
65. What do you call a paper that likes to solve puzzles? A puzzler ream.
66. What do you call a paper that likes to swim? An aquatic ream.
67. What do you call a paper that likes to travel? A globe-trotting ream.
68. What do you call a paper that likes to take photos? A shutter ream.
69. What do you call a paper that likes to knit? A yarn ream.
70. What do you call a paper that likes to play video games? A gamer ream.
71. What do you call a paper that likes to cook? A chef’s ream.
72. What do you call a paper that likes to draw? An artist ream.
73. What do you call a paper that likes to surf? A wave ream.
74. What do you call a paper that likes to play music? A jam ream.
75. What do you call a paper that likes to write? An author ream.
As we wrap up this rollicking paper pun journey, we hope we’ve managed to tickle your funny bone and fold you into fits of laughter.
Remember, the power of puns knows no bounds, and even the simplest sheet of paper can be transformed into a comedic masterpiece.
So go forth and spread the joy of paper puns, and may your days always be filled with crinkles of laughter!
