Prepare to panda-monium as we dive into a world of uproarious laughter with these rib-tickling panda jokes!
Get ready to giggle your way through the bamboo forest of humor!
113 Rib-Tickling panda jokes
1. Why couldn’t the panda finish his homework? Because he lost his bamboo!
2. Why did the panda cross the road? To get to the eucalyptus tree on the other side!
3. Why did the panda sit on the bamboo? Because it was a stool!
4. What do you call a lazy panda? A sloth bear!
5. What do you call a panda in a hurry? A panda-monium!
6. Why couldn’t the panda learn karate? Because he had a black belt already!
7. Why couldn’t the panda learn to drive? Because he couldn’t reach the pedals!
8. Why couldn’t the panda tell a joke? Because he always bamboo-zled the punchline!
9. Why couldn’t the panda see the doctor? Because he had no insurance!
10. Why couldn’t the panda play basketball? Because he always got stuffed!
11. Why couldn’t the panda play soccer? Because he always fell asleep on the ball!
12. Why couldn’t the panda play baseball? Because he couldn’t hit a curveball!
13. Why couldn’t the panda play hockey? Because he kept falling on the ice!
14. Why couldn’t the panda play football? Because he couldn’t catch!
15. Why couldn’t the panda play golf? Because he couldn’t tell a wood from an iron!
16. Why couldn’t the panda play tennis? Because he couldn’t return the serve!
17. Why couldn’t the panda play volleyball? Because he couldn’t spike the ball!
18. Why couldn’t the panda play ping pong? Because he kept missing the ball!
19. Why couldn’t the panda play chess? Because he always ate the pieces!
20. Why couldn’t the panda play pool? Because he always scratched!
21. Why couldn’t the panda play dodgeball? Because he always got hit!
22. Why couldn’t the panda play hide and seek? Because everyone could see his black and white fur!
23. Why couldn’t the panda play leapfrog? Because he always fell asleep!
24. Why couldn’t the panda play tag? Because he was always it!
25. Why couldn’t the panda play hopscotch? Because he kept falling in the squares!
26. Why couldn’t the panda play jump rope? Because he kept getting tangled in the rope!
27. Why couldn’t the panda play twister? Because he couldn’t reach the spinner!
28. Why couldn’t the panda play musical chairs? Because he always sat on the music!
29. Why couldn’t the panda play red light green light? Because he was colorblind!
30. Why couldn’t the panda play Simon says? Because he always ate the microphone!
31. Why couldn’t the panda play duck duck goose? Because he kept eating the ducks!
32. Why couldn’t the panda play crack the whip? Because he was always the caboose!
33. Why couldn’t the panda play monkey in the middle? Because he was always the monkey!
34. Why couldn’t the panda play freeze tag? Because he always fell asleep!
35. Why couldn’t the panda play four square? Because he kept missing the square!
36. Why couldn’t the panda play ring around the rosy? Because he always fell down!
37. Why couldn’t the panda play Mother May I? Because his mom said no!
38. Why couldn’t the panda play charades? Because he couldn’t act!
39. Why don’t pandas like to play cards? They always end up eating the deck!
40. What did the panda say to the bamboo tree? “I’m bam-boo-n to love you!”
41. How does a panda like its steak cooked? Bamboo-ned to a crisp!
42. Why did the panda bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
43. What’s a panda’s favorite type of music? Bamboo-boogie!
44. How do pandas communicate with each other? They send “pandagrams”!
45. What do you call a panda who becomes a lawyer? A bamboo-zling advocate!
46. Why did the panda go to the hospital? It was suffering from a severe case of “panda”-monium!
47. How do pandas type messages? They use their “bamboo”-ards!
48. What do you call a panda who can’t stop talking? A bamboo-ble-mouth!
49. Why don’t pandas like to lend money? They’re afraid their friends will take a “bamboo”-ce on them!
50. How do pandas stay in shape? They do lots of bear-robics!
51. What’s a panda’s favorite exercise? Bam-boot camp!
52. Why don’t pandas use smartphones? They prefer “bamboo”-ries over technology!
53. What did the panda say to the photographer? “I’m ready for my close-bear!”
54. How do pandas apologize? They say, “I’m sorry for my panda-monium!”
55. Why did the panda bring a broom to the party? It wanted to sweep everyone off their feet!
56. What’s a panda’s favorite winter activity? Going “bam-sledding”!
57. What did one panda say to the other after a meal? “I’m stuffed-bear!”
58. Why did the panda become an actor? It wanted to be in the “panda”-monium industry!
59. What did the panda say when it was offered a second helping of bamboo? “I can’t bear to refuse!”
60. How do pandas like their tea? Bear-y hot and brewed to perfection!
61. Why did the panda go to art school? It wanted to master the art of “bamboo”-nage!
62. What do you call a panda with no manners? A bear-barian!
63. How did the panda win the race? It took a “bamboo”-st!
64. What’s a panda’s favorite kind of dessert? Bam-boo-berry pie!
65. What do you call a panda that tells jokes? A pun-da!
66. Why did the panda bring a ladder to the zoo? It wanted to visit its “penthouse” in the trees!
67. How does a panda greet its friends? With a big bear hug!
68. What’s a panda’s favorite sport? Bear-ling!
69. Why did the panda bring a bamboo umbrella? It wanted to stay dry in case of “bamboo”-rains!
70. What do you call a panda that’s lost all its fur? A bald bear!
71. How does a panda make sure it looks presentable? It checks itself in the bear-rior!
72. What’s a panda’s favorite type of movie? Bear-omantic comedies!
73. Why did the panda bring a magnifying glass to the bamboo forest? It was looking for “bear-y” small bamboo!
74. What’s a panda’s favorite type of dance? The bam-boogie!
75. How did the panda propose to its partner? It got down on one “bear”-d!
76. Why did the panda bring a suitcase to the party? It was ready for a “bear”-y good time!
77. What do you call a panda that’s always grumpy? A panda-bear!
78. How do pandas keep their fur looking so shiny? They use “bear”-tender conditioner!
79. Why did the panda become a chef?It wanted to create “bear”-licious bamboo dishes!
80. What’s a panda’s favorite card game? Bam-boo-go fish!
81. How do pandas get around the city? They take the “bear”-iot!
82. Why did the panda bring a map to the restaurant? It didn’t want to get bam-boo-zled by the menu!
83. What’s a panda’s favorite kind of book? Bam-boo-kmarks!
84. How do pandas solve problems? They give it some “bam-boo-tiful” thought!
85. Why did the panda go to the dance party? It wanted to show off its bear-y good moves!
86. What’s a panda’s favorite type of humor? “Bamboo”-n humor!
87. How did the panda escape from the zoo? It bam-boogled the guards and made a “bear”-y exit!
88. Why did the panda bring a calculator to the movie theater? It wanted to keep track of its “bear”-gain!
89. What do you call a panda with great style? A fashion-bear!
90. How do pandas apologize for being late? They say, “Sorry for the bear delay!”
91. Why don’t pandas use smartphones? They have trouble with “bamboo”-ttons!
92. What did the panda say when it discovered a hidden bamboo stash? “It’s a bam-boo-nanza!”
93. How do pandas celebrate their birthdays? With a bam-boo-nanza party!
94. Why did the panda start a band? It wanted to play “bamboo”-cas!
95. What’s a panda’s favorite way to travel? Bear-o-plane!
96. How do pandas express their love? They give each other “bear”-y tight hugs!
97. Why did the panda go to the comedy club? It wanted to have a “bear”-rel of laughs!
98. What’s a panda’s favorite exercise machine? The bear-eliptical!
99. How did the panda get into shape? It went to the gym and did some bam-boo-ty workouts!
100. What do you call a panda that loves to tell stories? A bam-boo-kworm!
101. How do pandas celebrate Valentine’s Day? With a bam-boo-nic dinner for two!
102. Why did the panda become a detective? It wanted to solve “bear”-y mysterious cases!
103. What’s a panda’s favorite ice cream flavor? Bear-ylicious bamboo swirl!
104. How do pandas show their appreciation? They say, “Thank you bear-y much!”
105. Why did the panda bring a camera to the zoo? It wanted to take some “bear”-fect pictures!
106. What do you call a panda that can’t stop laughing? A gig-gle bear!
107. How do pandas do their hair? They use a bam-boo brush!
108. Why did the panda bring a dictionary to the picnic? It wanted to look up some “bear”-y good words!
109. What’s a panda’s favorite board game? Bam-boo-gle!
110. Why did the panda bring a pencil to the zoo? It wanted to draw some “bear”-y cool animals!
111. How do pandas send love letters? They use bam-boo-tiful stationery!
112. What do you call a panda that loves to garden? A green-thumb bear!
113. How do pandas greet each other in the morning? With a bear-y big “Good morn-bear!
Before we wave goodbye, let’s leave you with a bamboo-sized smile on your face.
Remember, life’s too short to take things seriously, so keep those panda jokes handy for any moment that needs a dash of laughter.
Stay wild, stay funny, and keep those giggles going!
