89+ Unbe-leaf-able November Puns: Get Ready to Laugh!

Welcome, fellow joke enthusiasts and pun aficionados!

As the days get shorter and the temperature starts to drop, it’s time to cozy up with a cup of hot cocoa and some side-splitting November puns.

Whether you’re a “pun-dit” or just here for the laughs, we’ve got a bushel of hilarious wordplay to brighten your autumn days.

So, brace yourself for a leaf-storm of laughter as we dive into the pun-tastic world of November!

89 November puns & Jokes List

1. Why couldn’t the turkey see well? It had fowl vision.
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
3. Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts.
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
5. Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
6. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
7. Why couldn’t the bike stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
8. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? It was two-tired!
10. What do you call a fake stone in the desert? A sand-stone.
11. What do you call a turkey that does karate? A poultry-geist!
12. Why couldn’t the turkey play cards on Thanksgiving? He was too stuffed!
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
14. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line!

15. Why did the turkey join a band in November? To become a real drumstick!
16. November always has a fantastic sale. Everything is “No-vember” priced!
17. What did the scarecrow say in November? “I’m outstanding in my field this month!”
18. November is the best time for math lovers. It’s the only month with “NINE” letters!
19. Why was the calendar depressed in November? It saw December was just around the corner!
20. How do November-born turkeys send emails? With their “gobble-net”!
21. November is the month when leaves fall in love – they get swept off their feet!
22. Why did the calendar refuse to attend Thanksgiving dinner? It couldn’t handle another “date” with November!
23. Did you hear about the hilarious November chef? He was a real “gourd”met!
24. November is the month when all the trees are officially “naked”!
25. Why did the football coach go to the bank in November? To get his quarterback!
26. In November, all the scarecrows take up knitting – they’re experts at making “patchwork” quilts!
27. What did one autumn leaf say to another in November? “I’m falling for you!”
28. November is when the autumn leaves become the most “down to earth.”
29. Why did the pumpkin go to school in November? It wanted to be “a little brighter”!
30. What do you call a turkey with a great sense of style in November? A “dapper dinnertarian”!
31. November is the month when even the bushes get involved in politics – they’re running for “shrubb-ery”!
32. Why did the football players bring string instruments to the game in November? They wanted to have a “string of wins”!
33. November is the month when scarecrows become great comedians – they have everyone “in stitches”!
34. How do turkeys stay fit in November? They do the “poultry in motion” workout!
35. What did the November calendar say to the October calendar? “I’ll see you next month, same date, same time!”
36. November is the perfect time to read mystery novels – the leaves keep “fall-ing”!
37. Why did the computer take a break in November? It wanted to “reboot” its fall function!
38. November is the month when scarecrows try their hand at music – they become “crows-ticians”!
39. What do you get when you mix a turkey and a ghost in November? A “gobblin’!”
40. Why did the tree take a nap in November? It was “branching out” for too long!
41. November is the month when scarecrows start planning vacations – they’re all about “crop rotation”!
42. What’s a turkey’s favorite musical in November? “Fiddler on the Hoof”!
43. November is the month when turkeys make excellent detectives – they’re the best at “poultry in-vestigations”!
44. Why did the scarecrow break up with its partner in November? It felt they were “growing apart”!
45. November is when the scarecrows become wise philosophers – they’re all about “stalk-ism”!
46. What do scarecrows do for fun in November? They go “pumpkin bowling”!
47. Why was the skeleton sad in November? It couldn’t enjoy Thanksgiving; it had “no stomach” for it!
48. November is the month when scarecrows host talent shows – they call it “Straw’s Got Talent”!
49. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite dessert in November? “Pumpkin pi“!
50. November is when the scarecrows hold their annual race – they’re all “running on stalks”!
51. Why was the turkey thankful in November? It was “grateful” for being pardoned!
52. What did the turkey say to the pie crust in November? “You’re so flaky!”
53. November is the month when scarecrows get fit – they do “hayrobics”!
54. Why did the turkey invite the computer to dinner in November? It wanted a byte to eat!
55. What’s a turkey’s favorite music genre in November? “Gobble-hop”!
56. November is the month when scarecrows become expert meteorologists – they’re all about “crop-casts”!
57. Why did the scarecrow become a lawyer in November? It had a knack for “cornfrontations”!
58. What do scarecrows wear to stay warm in November? “Straw-berets”!
59. November is the month when scarecrows start dancing – they’ve got some serious “straw-moves”!
60. Why did the turkey become a detective in November? It loved “poultry in-vestigations”!
61. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite vegetable in November? “Straw-beans”!
62. November is when scarecrows become excellent chefs – they cook up some “crow-sine”!
63. Why did the turkey go to school in November? To get a degree in “fowl-osophy”!
64. What do scarecrows do on a rainy November day? They enjoy a game of “hide-and-stalk”!
65. November is the month when scarecrows take up painting – they’re all about “crop art”!
66. Why did the turkey go to outer space in November? It wanted to be a “space gobbler”!
67. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite movie genre in November? “Stalkumentaries”!
68. November is the month when scarecrows go on a diet – they’re all about “low-stalk”!
69. Why did the scarecrow become a scientist in November? It wanted to study “cropsology”!
70. What do scarecrows use to fix things in November? “Straw-glue”!
71. November is the month when scarecrows become motivational speakers- they’re all about “stalk-words”!
72. Why did the turkey take up yoga in November? To achieve “poultry in motion”!
73. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite book in November? “The Wizard of Straw”!
74. November is the month when scarecrows become fashion designers – they create “straw-ture”!
75. Why did the scarecrow audition for a play in November? It wanted to be a “straw-perstar”!
76. What do scarecrows do to relax in November? They enjoy a “cornfield spa” day!
77. November is the month when scarecrows become poets – they’re all about “straw-etry”!
78. Why did the turkey start a band in November? It was a real “gobble-trotter”!
79. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite exercise in November? “Straw-jumps”!
80. November is the month when scarecrows become musicians – they’re great at “folk-straw”!
81. Why did the turkey start a YouTube channel in November? To become a “viral sensation”!
82. What do scarecrows do to improve their IQ in November? They study “bale-nastics”!
83. November is the month when scarecrows become tech-savvy – they’re all about “straw-ming”!
84. Why did the turkey take a comedy class in November? It wanted to be a “gobble-meister”!
85. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite dance move in November? The “straw-shuffle”!
86. November is the month when scarecrows become master gardeners – they’ve got the “green-straw”!
87. Why did the turkey become a weather reporter in November? It loved “gobble-warming”!
88. What do scarecrows do┬ámeditate in November? They practice “zen-straw”!
89. November is the month when scarecrows become travel enthusiasts – they’re all about “straw-cations”!

Alas, our November pun adventure must come to a close.

But don’t fret, we’ll be back with more pun-demonium to brighten your days.

Until then, keep spreading laughter like fallen leaves on a windy day.

May your November be filled with smiles and pun-believable moments!

Stay punny, my friends!

Lorraine Eastman

Lorraine Eastman

Lorraine Eastman, the laughter maestro behind the scenes, is a comedic genius with a knack for tickling funny bones. With her wit and infectious humor, she's dedicated to spreading joy and smiles, one joke at a time.

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