Are you ready to go bananas with laughter?
Brace yourself for a barrel of hilarity as we swing into a world of side-splitting monkey puns.
From cheeky pranks to mischievous monkey business, prepare to monkey around and have a chimp-tastic time!
106 Hilarious Monkey Puns
1. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his dessert? Because he was full of bananas!
2. What do you call a monkey that loves to read? A book monkey.
3. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his homework? Because he had a banana.
4. What do you call a monkey that tells jokes? A pun-go.
5. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his test? He ran out of a-peel.
6. What do you call a monkey that works out a lot? A gym-go-rilla.
7. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his breakfast? He was ape-ricot.
8. What do you call a monkey that loves to dance? A groove-rilla.
9. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his race? He was disa-peeling.
10. What do you call a monkey that loves to play games? An ape-tendo.
11. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his song? He ran out of banan-a’s.
12. What do you call a monkey that loves to cook? A chef-go-rilla.
13. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his movie? He was disa-peeling.
14. What do you call a monkey that loves to travel? A tourist-ape.
15. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his speech? He was ape-palled.
16. What do you call a monkey that loves to sing? An orang-utan-go.
17. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his book? He ran out of pa-gorilla.
18. What do you call a monkey that loves to party? A simian-go-round.
19. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his game? He was disa-peeling.
20. What do you call a monkey that loves to swim? An ape-tro-fish.
21. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his hike? He was disa-peeling.
22. What do you call a monkey that loves to fish? An angler-ape.
23. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his drink? He was ape-ricot.
24. What do you call a monkey that loves to run? A marathon-go-rilla.
25. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his nap? He was ape-palled.
26. What do you call a monkey that loves to play pranks? A trick-go-rilla.
27. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his climb? He was ape-palled.
28. What do you call a monkey that loves to draw? An artist-ape.
29. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his art? He ran out of a-peel.
30. What do you call a monkey that loves to read? A book-go-rilla.
31. Why couldn’t the monkey finish his puns? He was ape-palled.
32. I bought a pet monkey, but he was a bit of a chimp off the old block.
33. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the bar? He wanted to reach the monkey bars!
34. What did the monkey say when he entered the fancy restaurant? “I’m here for the monkey business lunch!”
35. Why don’t monkeys ever play cards in the wild? There are too many cheetahs!
36. What’s a monkey’s favorite dance move? The chimp-shake!
37. Did you hear about the monkey who won the lottery? He went bananas with joy!
38. How do monkeys navigate the jungle? They use their ape-titude!
39. What do you call a monkey with a wizard’s hat? A hairy potter!
40. How did the monkey feel after the zookeeper gave him a haircut? Shear delight!
41. What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk!
42. Why did the monkey take a break from his job at the zoo? He needed some chimp time!
43. How do you catch a monkey that’s underwater? With a seahorse!
44. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of sandwich? PB&Jungle!
45. How do monkeys make coffee? They use a gorilla press!
46. What’s a monkey’s favorite Shakespearean play? Much Ado About Nanners!
47. Did you hear about the monkey that won the marathon? He was really swinging through the race!
48. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the gym? He wanted to climb the elliptical!
49. What do you call a monkey that loves disco? A funky monkey!
50. How did the monkey get down from the tree? He waited until autumn and then “fall”ed!
51. What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips? A chipmunk!
52. Why did the monkey go to school? He wanted to improve his “ape”-titude!
53. What did the monkey say to the banana tree? “I find you a-peeling!”
54. How do monkeys fly without wings? They use air-ape-lanes!
55. What’s a monkey’s favorite board game? Chutes and Ladders!
56. Why did the monkey take up a career in music? He wanted to be a “primate” conductor!
57. How do monkeys get their exercise? They swing by the gym!
58. What do you call a monkey that loves to bowl? A strike-swing-king!
59. What do you get if you cross a monkey and a skunk? A stinky barrel of laughs!
60. How did the monkey fix his computer? He used a banana split!
61. Why did the monkey go to the doctor? He wasn’t “feeling” well!
62. What do you call a monkey that’s allergic to bananas? A peeled of the bunch!
63. How do monkeys talk to each other? They use their a-peel-ing communication skills!
64. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the art gallery? He wanted to hang around the ape-straction!
65. What do you call a monkey that loves to play the piano? A barrel-ey of talent!
66. How do monkeys make decisions? They “ape”-preciate their options!
67. Why did the monkey always carry a stopwatch? He was a real time-chimp!
68. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of rock music? “Ape”-alanche!
69. How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
70. What did the monkey say when he won the Nobel Prize? “Oook-ceptional!”
71. Why did the monkey always bring a camera to the jungle? He loved taking chimp-shots!
72. What do you call a monkey that loves to tell jokes? A comed-chimp!
73. How do monkeys keep their fur looking fabulous? They use chimp-oo!
74. What do you call a monkey that can fly? A hot air baboon!
75. Why don’t monkeys ever play hide-and-seek in the jungle? They’re experts at going “ape”!
76. How did the monkey feel after a day at the circus? He was totally ap-palled!
77. What do you call a monkey that’s good at math? A calcul-ape-tor!
78. How do monkeys greet each other in the morning? They say, “Ape-tastic day ahead!”
79. Why did the monkey go to the bakery? He wanted to buy some chimp-panzee bread!
80. What’s a monkey’s favorite superhero? Spider-monkey!
81. How do monkeys keep track of their expenses? They use a banana ledger!
82. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the basketball game? He wanted to shoot some “ape”-throws!
83. What did the monkey say when he found a banana split? “Split happens!”
84. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of jewelry? “Ape”-rings!
85. How do monkeys like their burgers? “Ape”-petizingly delicious!
86. Why did the monkey always bring a map to the zoo? He didn’t want to get “ape”-lost!
87. What do you call a monkey that’s a fashion icon? A stylish simian!
88. How do monkeys relax at the spa? They get a banana-facial!
89. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the concert? He wanted to get a “ape”-front view!
90. What do you call a monkey that loves to tell ghost stories? A hairy-scarey-tale!
91. How do monkeys throw a party? They go bananas!
92. Why did the monkey join the circus? He wanted to be the king of the swingers!
93. What’s a monkey’s favorite TV show? “Ape”-rentice!
94. How do monkeys like to enjoy their ice cream? In a “ape”-cone!
95. What do you call a monkey that loves yoga? A flexi-chimp!
96. Why don’t monkeys ever get lost in the jungle? They always have a “ape”-sense of direction!
97. How do monkeys get their news? They read the “ape”-er!
98. What do you call a monkey that loves to play baseball? A base-swinger!
99. Why did the monkey become a banker? He wanted to make some serious “ape”-interest!
100. How do monkeys celebrate their birthdays? They go wild with “ape”-ricot cake!
101. What do you call a monkey that’s a detective? An “ape”-sleuth!
102. How do monkeys communicate with the aliens? They use their “ape”-lien language skills!
103. Why did the monkey start a band? He wanted to be a rock-‘n’-roll “ape”-star!
104. What do you call a monkey that loves photography? A snap-ping primate!
105. How do monkeys open a soda can? They use their “ape”-opener!
106. Why did the monkey go to the dentist? He had a case of “ape”-es and cavities!
As we bid adieu to our hilarious monkey pun extravaganza, we hope you’ve had a wild time and your laughter echoed through the jungle.
Remember, in a world full of seriousness, it’s important to unleash your inner monkey and embrace the joy of laughter.
So, keep those monkey puns flowing and go bananas with mirth! Until next time, stay cheeky!
