Welcome, fellow mischievous masterminds and fans of the beloved Minions!
Get ready to dive into a world of laughter and nonsense as we unveil a collection of side-splitting Minion jokes that will have you giggling like a Minion chasing bananas on a rollercoaster!
102 Minion jokes & Puns List
1. Why couldn’t the minion see the movie? It was sold out.
2. What do minions do when they’re bored? They minion around.
3. Why couldn’t the minion find his banana? Because he misplaced it.
4. What do you call a group of minions? A giggle.
5. Why couldn’t the minion read the book? The pages were too tickle.
6. What do minions do when they’re sad? They minion.
7. What do you call a minion that never laughs? A groanion.
8. Why couldn’t the minion tell a joke? He didn’t have the minion to do it.
9. What do you call a minion that loves to dance? A jigglinion.
10. Why couldn’t the minion find his glasses? Because he lost them.
11. What do you call a minion that loves to sing? A minionaire.
12. Why couldn’t the minion find his shoe? He had mis-minion it.
13. What do you call a minion that loves the beach? A sandminion.
14. Why couldn’t the minion find his hat? He had mis-minion it.
15. What do you call a minion that loves to cook? A chefminion.
16. Why couldn’t the minion find his sock? He had mis-minion it.
17. What do you call a minion that loves the cold? An iceminion.
18. Why couldn’t the minion find his keys? He had mis-minion them.
19. What do you call a minion that loves to swim? An aquaminion.
20. Why couldn’t the minion find his pants? He had mis-minion them.
21. What do you call a minion that loves to draw? An artminion.
22. Why couldn’t the minion find his phone? He had mis-minion it.
23. What do you call a minion that loves to play sports? An athleminion.
24. Why couldn’t the minion find his wallet? He had mis-minion it.
25. What do you call a minion that loves to read? A bookminion.
26. Why couldn’t the minion find his jacket? He had mis-minion it.
27. What do you call a minion that loves to garden? A greenminion.
28. Why couldn’t the minion find his homework? He had mis-minion it.
29. What do you call a minion that loves to travel? An adventminion.
30. Why couldn’t the minion find his lunchbox? He had mis-minion it.
31. What do you call a minion that loves to play games? A gameminion.
32. Why couldn’t the minion find his light switch? He had mis-minion it.
33. What do you call a minion that loves to sleep? A dreamminion.
34. Why couldn’t the minion find his toothbrush? He had mis-minion it.
35. What do you call a minion that loves music? A rockminion.
36. Why couldn’t the minion find his lightbulb? He had mis-minion it.
37. What do you call a minion that loves to party? A funminion.
38. Why couldn’t the minion find his remote? He had mis-minion it.
39. Why did the minion go to art school? To master the “ba-nana”!
40. What do you call a banana-loving minion’s favorite book? “War and Peels.”
41. How do minions greet each other at the beach? With a “sunrise, minion!”
42. What do you get when you cross a minion with a detective? A “banana sleuth”!
43. What did the minion say when it saw a UFO? “Banana-nauts are here!”
44. Why did the minion become a chef? To create “bananappealing” dishes!
45. How do minions stay in shape? They do “bana-nastics” every day!
46. What do you call a funny minion with a guitar? A “bananjo” player!
47. Why did the minion go to the doctor? It had a bad case of “ba-nausea.”
48. What’s a minion’s favorite mode of transportation? A “bananamobile”!
49. Why did the banana go to school with the minion? To learn “bananometry”!
50. What do you call a minion who tells jokes in space? An “astro-banana-mer.”
51. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were “highly a-peeling”!
52. What’s a minion’s favorite music genre? “Banana Rock”!
53. How do minions make important decisions? They flip a “ba-nickel”!
54. What do you call a sleepy minion? A “yawnana”!
55. Why did the banana blush around the minion? It found it “a-peel-ing”!
56. What do you call a minion who loves to tell jokes? A “bananecdote” enthusiast!
57. How do minions communicate underwater? With “ba-bubbles”!
58. What’s a minion’s favorite type of dance? The “Banana Boogie”!
59. What did one minion say to the other when they were lost in the desert? “We’re in a real ‘bana-pickle’!”
60. Why did the minion start a band? For the “ba-nanarchy” of it all!
61. What’s a minion’s favorite kind of math? “Banana-geometry”!
62. How do minions stay cool in the summer? They enjoy some “ba-nice cream”!
63. Why did the banana get a medal from the minion? For being the “peel of approval”!
64. What’s a minion’s favorite TV show? “Game of Peels”!
65. How do minions start their day? With a “ba-nana split” for breakfast!
66. Why did the minion become an astronaut? To explore the wonders of “ba-naspace”!
67. What do you get when you cross a minion with a surfer? A “ba-nana boarder”!
68. What’s a minion’s favorite dessert? “Ba-nana pudding”!
69. How do minions keep their clothes clean? With “ba-nana detergent”!
70. What’s a minion’s favorite holiday? “Ba-nana-za” Day!
71. Why did the banana go to the party with the minion? It wanted to dance the “bananarena”!
72. How do minions keep their cars clean? With “ba-nana wax”!
73. What’s a minion’s favorite superhero? “Ba-na-na-na Batman”!
74. Why did the banana start a fashion line for minions? To create the trendiest “ba-nana-couture”!
75. How do minions measure time? With a “ba-nana-clock”!
76. What’s a minion’s favorite sport? “Ba-nana-tennis”!
77. Why did the banana refuse to race the minion? It didn’t want to “slip” and lose!
78. How do minions throw a party? With a “ba-nana bash”!
79. What’s a minion’s favorite card game? “Ba-nana-rama”!
80. Why did the banana and the minion start a comedy club? For the “ba-nana-split” laughs!
81. How do minions relax after a long day? With a “ba-nana hammock”!
82. What’s a minion’s favorite movie genre? “Ba-nana-drama”!
83. Why did the banana go to the dentist with the minion? To fill a “ba-nana cavity”!
84. How do minions make friends? With “ba-nana bread” as a peace offering!
85. What’s a minion’s favorite dance move? The “Peel and Shake”!
86. Why did the banana go to the gym with the minion? To work on its “ba-nana splits”!
87. How do minions play hide-and-seek? With a “ba-nana camouflage” outfit!
88. What’s a minion’s favorite app on their phone? “Ba-nana-gram”!
89. Why did the banana get a job as a lifeguard for the minions? To ensure everyone had a “safe-peel” experience!
90. How do minions learn new things? They attend “ba-nana workshops”!
91. What’s a minion’s favorite exercise routine? “Ba-nana-cise”!
92. Why did the banana and the minion become detectives? To solve “ba-nana mysteries”!
93. How do minions send secret messages? With a “ba-nana code”!
94. What’s a minion’s favorite game console? “Ba-nintendo”!
95. Why did the banana and the minion go on a road trip? To find the perfect “ba-nana split” location!
96. How do minions decorate their homes for parties? With “ba-nana streamers”!
97. What’s a minion’s favorite website? “Ba-nana-pedia”!
98. Why did the banana go on a diet with the minion? To avoid being too “ba-na-naughty”!
99. How do minions prepare for winter? They stock up on “ba-nana jackets”!
100. What’s a minion’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Much Ado About Bananas”!
101. Why did the banana and the minion become firefighters? To put out “ba-nana flames”!
102. How do minions keep their plants healthy? With “ba-nana water”!
And there you have it, folks – the ultimate Minion joke extravaganza!
We hope these jokes injected a healthy dose of laughter into your day, just like bananas inject energy into Minions.
Share the giggles with your friends, and remember, when life gets tough, Minion jokes always have your back.
Stay funny, stay Minion!
