Attention, fellow Marvel fanatics and jokesters!
Get ready to embark on a sidesplitting adventure through the wittiest and quirkiest Marvel jokes known to mankind.
Brace yourselves for epic laughter and a guaranteed smile as we unveil the hilarious side of our beloved superheroes and villains!
1. Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer open jars? Because it had no threads.
2. What do you call Spider-Man when he skips church? Peter Pray-less.
3. Why couldn’t Hulk find a date to the prom? Because no one wanted to go green with him!
4. What do you call Iron Man when he skips leg day? Tin Man.
5. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-tain.
6. Why couldn’t Hawkeye’s arrows open jars? Because they had no threads.
7. What do you call Iron Man when he’s feeling down? Iron Deficient.
8. Why couldn’t Black Widow open the jar? Because she had no grip.
9. What do you call Thor when he’s feeling lazy? Odin his business.
10. Why couldn’t Captain America open the jar? Because he had no leverage.
11. Why couldn’t Hulk smash the piñata? Because he had no self-control.
12. What do you call Thor when he’s feeling grumpy? Storm and grump.
13. What do you call Iron Man when he’s feeling sneaky? Iron Sneak.
14. Why couldn’t Black Widow open the jar? Because she had no grip strength.
15. Why couldn’t Captain America open the jar? Because he had no torque.
16. What do you call Iron Man when he’s feeling generous? Iron Donor.
17. Why couldn’t Hulk smash the piñata? Because he had no impulse control.
18. What do you call Thor when he’s feeling hungry? Thor-sty.
19. Why did Iron Man join a cooking class? He wanted to learn how to make steel-cut oats!
20. What’s Black Widow’s favorite music genre? Spy-fi!
21. How does Captain America stay in shape? He does Marvel-ous workout routines!
22. Why did Thor become a vegetarian? He thought Loki was too much of a mis-steak!
23. What did Hulk say to Thor when they went for a jog? “I hope we’re not too Thor today!”
24. Why did Hawkeye bring a ladder to the Avengers’ headquarters? He wanted to reach new heights as an archer!
25. How did Doctor Strange become so skilled at magic? He studied spells while binge-watching “Spell-tflix”!
26. Why did Ant-Man become a stand-up comedian? He knew how to deliver some killer punchlines!
27. What do you call Spider-Man’s favorite math subject? Web-geometry!
28. Why did Black Panther always win in chess? He had the purr-fect strategy!
29. What’s Captain Marvel’s favorite mode of transportation? Star-planes!
30. Why did Scarlet Witch enroll in an art class? She wanted to paint the town red… literally!
31. Why did Star-Lord join a dance academy? He wanted to become the galaxy’s grooviest hero!
32. What did Groot say to Rocket when he lost his keys? “I am Groot, I can’t branch out without them!”
33. Why did Gamora always carry a dictionary? She wanted to be the Guardian of Vocabulary!
34. What’s Rocket’s favorite type of music? Rock-et and roll!
35. How does Vision like his coffee? With a byte of cream and a pinch of sugar!
36. What do you call it when Iron Man forgets his password? A Stark raving access denied!
37. Why did Thanos start a fitness club? He believed in a balanced universe!
38. How does Spider-Man navigate the internet? He uses the World Wide Web-slinger!
39. What did Loki say to Thor when he borrowed his credit card? “Don’t worry, I’ll charge it to my mischief account!”
40. Why did Doctor Strange get a pet owl? Because it was a hoot to have a familiar!
41. What did Hawkeye say to Black Widow when she made a great shot? “You really hit the bull’s-eye… and the rest of the Avengers’ targets!”
42. Why did Ant-Man become a beekeeper? He wanted to have a small army at his disposal!
43. How did Black Panther become such a skilled chef? He mastered the art of Wakanda-lizing his dishes!
44. What did Thor say when he found out Loki was his brother? “I guess that makes me the Thorrific sibling!”
45. Why did Hulk start a garden? He wanted to embrace his green thumb… literally!
46. How does Captain Marvel style her hair? With her cosmic curling iron!
47. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite subject in school? Web-onomics!
48. Why did Vision become a travel agent? He had a knack for seeing the world!
49. How did Doctor Strange fix his broken watch? He used his time-bending powers to turn back the hands of time!
50. What did Groot say to Rocket when he ate the last slice of pizza? “I am Groot, that was my favorite slice… you’re such a ‘raccoon-teur’!”
51. Why did Scarlet Witch start a psychic hotline? She could predict the future and hear your thoughts… for a small fee!
52. What’s Hawkeye’s favorite TV show? “Arrowed” – it hits the bull’s-eye every time!
53. Why did Black Widow become a beekeeper? She enjoyed the sting of danger and the sweetness of honey!
54. How does Iron Man keep his suits wrinkle-free? He uses Tony Stark-ches!
55. What do you call it when Thor’s hammer goes on strike? A Mjolnir rebellion!
56. Why did Ant-Man become a tailor? He had a knack for stitching together a small outfit!
57. How does Captain America like his eggs? Over-easy, like defeating Hydra!
58. What did Doctor Strange say when he lost his keys in the multiverse? “Looks like I’ll need some dimensional locksmithing!”
59. Why did Hulk take a cooking class? He wanted to learn how to make Hulk-smashed potatoes!
60. How does Black Panther make his signature dish? With vibranium seasoning… it’s always panther-licious!
61. What did Spider-Man say when he found out he won the lottery? “I guess I’ll have to weave a new web of wealth!”
62. Why did Thor start a car wash business? He wanted to make it rain… with a little help from Mjolnir!
63. How did Loki become a professional magician? He had a trickster up his sleeve… and another behind his ear!
64. What do you call it when Captain Marvel loses her power? A “marvel-less” situation!
65. Why did Doctor Strange open a bakery? He wanted to serve up some truly “strange” pastries!
66. How did Ant-Man become a beekeeper? He was always buzzing with excitement for new adventures!
67. What’s Black Widow’s favorite type of sushi? Spy-der rolls!
68. Why did Star-Lord start a hair salon? He knew how to rock the galaxy with his cosmic hairstyling!
69. What did Hulk say when he accidentally broke a mirror? “Don’t worry, it was just a smashing reflection!”
70. How does Hawkeye make sure his arrows always hit the target?He takes aim and quiver-s!
71. Why did Iron Man invest in a vineyard? He wanted to produce his own line of iron-rich wines!
72. What did Doctor Strange say when he forgot a spell? “I guess it’s time for a little enchantment refresher course!”
73. Why did Thor start a fashion line? He wanted to bring the thunder to the runway with his “Thordrobe”!
74. How does Black Widow style her hair? With widow’s peak perfection!
75. What did Spider-Man say when he won a marathon? “Looks like I’m the ultimate web-slinger and sprinter!”
76. Why did Captain Marvel start a YouTube channel? She wanted to share her cosmic adventures with the world… and get more subscribers than Thanos!
77. How does Ant-Man like his steak cooked? Extra small, like his superhero suit!
78. What did Hawkeye say to Black Widow when she made a perfect shot? “You’re arrow-gantastic!”
79. Why did Iron Man become a fashion designer? He wanted to create a “Stark-ling” new line of superhero couture!
80. How does Doctor Strange style his facial hair? With a little bit of magic and mystic grooming!
81. What did Hulk say to Thor when he tried to tickle him? “Don’t make me Hulk-ticklish!”
82. Why did Black Widow join a book club? She loved unraveling mysteries… both in novels and in real life!
83. How does Captain America like his pancakes? Super-soldier stacked!
84. What did Spider-Man say when he tried to solve a crossword puzzle? “Looks like I need my spider-sense to find the missing words!”
85. Why did Thor start a bakery? He kneaded a new challenge after defeating Hela!
86. How does Black Panther like his coffee? Wakanda-latté!
87. What did Doctor Strange say to Iron Man when he revealed his secret identity? “I’ve got a Marvel-ous revelation for you, Tony!”
88. Why did Ant-Man join a dance troupe? He wanted to show off his shrinking moves on stage!
89. How did Hawkeye win the archery competition? He arrow-ded himself to be the best!
90. What’s Black Widow’s favorite type of puzzle? Spy-doku!
91. Why did Spider-Man become a fashion designer? He had a web of ideas for stylish superhero outfits!
92. What did Iron Man say to Captain America when they competed in a chess match? “I’ll use my superior tech to checkmate you, Cap!”
93. How does Doctor Strange style his hair? With a little bit of sorcerer flair!
With that, we bid farewell to our merry band of Marvel mirth!
Remember, laughter is the ultimate superpower, so keep these Marvel jokes close to your heart and share the laughter with friends and foes alike.
Until next time, true believers, stay super and keep your Spidey senses tingling!
