Looking to put a spring in your step and banish those winter blues?
We’ve got just the remedy for you!
Prepare to march down the hilarity lane as we bring you a collection of side-splitting march jokes that’ll have you laughing in no time.
Get ready to march your way into a good time!
97 Hilarious March Jokes & Puns List
1. Why couldn’t the soldier cross the road? He had no legs!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
3. Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
4. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtain!
5. Why couldn’t the bike stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
6. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line!
7. What do you call a parade of baboons? A marching band!
8. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
9. What do you call a parade of ducks? A waddle!
10. What do you call a parade of turtles? A slow march!
11. What do you call a parade of snails? A slow march!
12. What do you call a parade of elephants? A pachyderm procession!
13. What do you call a parade of pigs? A swine line!
14. What do you call a parade of goats? A baaaaad march!
15. What do you call a parade of frogs? A ribbiting march!
16. What do you call a parade of owls? A hootenanny!
17. What do you call a parade of donkeys? An assortment!
18. What do you call a parade of giraffes? A long neck procession!
19. What do you call a parade of gorillas? A guerilla march!
20. What do you call a parade of chickens? A fowl procession!
21. What do you call a parade of turkeys? A gobble march!
22. What do you call a parade of penguins? An awkward waddle!
23. What do you call a parade of cats? A cataclysm!
24. Why did the clock go on a diet in March? It wanted to shed some spring pounds!
25. Did you hear about the calendar that tried to quit its job in March? It couldn’t handle the madness!
26. What do you call a grumpy leprechaun in March? A March-miser!
27. Why did the musician join a marching band in March? He wanted to march to the beat of his own tuba!
28. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music in March? Sham-rock and roll!
29. Why did the frog bring a ladder to the pond in March? It wanted to jump-start the spring!
30. Did you hear about the march for introverts? It was a quiet revolution!
31. How does a lion celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in March? With a sham-ROAR!
32. What do you call a sheep with a spring in its step in March? Woolly mambo!
33. Why did the tree blush in March? Because it saw the spring coming and it was a budding romance!
34. What do you get when you cross a spring flower and a dog in March? A daffo-doodle!
35. Why did the basketball player refuse to play in March? He said the hoops were too “springy” for his liking!
36. Did you hear about the talking pencil in March? It always had a lot of “lead” to share!
37. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of exercise in March? Irish-yoga!
38. Why was the math book sad in March? It had too many problems and not enough spring solutions!
39. What did the ocean say to the shore in March? “I’m feeling a little beachy today!”
40. Why did the tomato turn red in March? It saw the salad dressing and couldn’t ketchup!
41. What do you call a group of musical rabbits in March? A hare-band!
42. Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the flower bed in March? Because the tulips wanted to reach new heights!
43. What do you call a snowman that melts in March? Puddle of fun!
44. Why did the soccer player bring string beans to practice in March? He heard they were great at “springing” forward!
45. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of shoe in March? Sneaker-doodles!
46. Did you hear about the tree that joined a gym in March? It wanted to work on its spring branches!
47. What did the bicycle fall over in March? It was two-tired from all the winter riding!
48. What do you call a snake that loves to dance in March? A slitherin’ smoothie!
49. Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk in March? It wanted to start fresh in the spring!
50. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of cereal in March? Lucky charms of sunshine!
51. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks to the course in March? Because the greens were a bit dewy!
52. Did you hear about the lazy bee in March? It said, “I’m too pollen tired for spring!”
53. What do you call a playful cat in March? A meow-ching bandit!
54. Why did the gardener plant a watch in the flower bed in March? So he could watch springtime grow!
55. What did the frog say to the ladybug in March? “You’re looking fly today!”
56. Why did the math book go to therapy in March? It had too many irrational thoughts!
57. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of weather in March? Rain-bow sunny!
58. Did you hear about the pencil that went skiing in March? It was all about “lead”ing an adventurous life!
59. Why did the chicken go to the comedy show in March? It wanted to see the yolk-ster in action!
60. What do you call a snake that tells jokes in March? A hiss-terical comedian!
61. Why did the flower bring a mirror to the garden in March? It wanted to see its spring reflection!
62. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of dessert in March? Mint chocolate lepre-cone!
63. Did you hear about the kangaroo that started a jazz band in March? It had a hop in its swing!
64. Why did the baseball player bring a fan to the game in March? He wanted to catch a breeze!
65. What do you call a fish that loves to play practical jokes in March? A prankster-pus!
66. Why did the tomato turn green in March? It was green with envy of the shamrocks!
67. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of movie in March? A pot of gold comedy!
68. Why did the tree go to therapy in March? It wanted to work on its spring growth!
69. What do you call a cat that loves to bounce in March? A pounce-tastic feline!
70. Did you hear about the garden that won an award in March? It was praised for its bloomin’ talent!
71. Why did the soccer player bring a ladder to the field in March? He wanted to climb the league table!
72. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of car in March? A four-leafed Rover!
73. Why did the tree take a vacation in March? It wanted to branch out and explore new destinations!
74. What did one raindrop say to the other in March? “Pitter-patter, let’s make a splash!”
75. Why did the gardener hire a detective in March? To investigate the case of the missing spring!
76. What do you call a monkey that loves to play pranks in March? A mischeevious!
77. Why did the jellybean go to therapy in March? It had too many emotional layers!
78. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of dance in March? The jiggle-wiggle!
79. Why did the kangaroo join a comedy club in March? It had a hoppy sense of humor!
80. What do you call a snowman’s favorite book in March? “Frost and Found”!
81. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of drink in March? Sham-rocktails!
82. Why did the gardener plant light bulbs in the garden in March? Because he wanted to grow some bright ideas!
83. What did the dog say to the squirrel in March? “You’re nuts about spring!”
84. Why did the math book become a stand-up comedian in March? It knew how to multiply the laughter!
85. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of exercise equipment in March? A sham-rock climbing wall!
86. Why did the banana go to therapy in March? It was feeling a-peel-ing!
87. Did you hear about the cat that started a band in March? They played purr-cussion instruments!
88. What do you call a tree that tells jokes in March? A pun-cus!
89. Why did the bicycle blush in March? It saw someone pedaling by and thought they were wheely attractive!
90. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of bread in March? Paddy-cakes!
91. Why did the tomato get a sunburn in March? It forgot to wear its shades!
92. What do you call a fish that wears a hat in March? A top-hat-to!
93. Did you hear about the circus that performed in March? It was a spring-a-ling spectacle!
94. Why did the gardener bring a trampoline to the garden in March? So the flowers could spring into action!
95. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of ice cream in March? Minty pot-o-gold!
96. Why did the dog wear a raincoat in March? It wanted to avoid any April showers!
97. What do you call a cat that loves to tell jokes in March? A purr-fessional comedian!
Remember, laughter is the best marching order!
We hope these march jokes have provided you with some much-needed mirth and given your spirits a little spring in their step.
Until next time, keep marching on and keep the laughter alive!
