97+ Hilarious Library Jokes That Will Unleash Your Inner Bookworm!

Step into the magical world of libraries, where the books come alive, and the laughter echoes through the shelves.

Brace yourself for a delightful collection of side-splitting library jokes that will tickle your funny bone and make you appreciate the lighter side of literature!

97+ Hilarious Library Jokes

1. Why couldn’t the library pass its driving test? It had too many overdue fines.
2. What do you call a book club that’s gone wrong? A shelf-help group.
3. Why couldn’t the library find its book? It was misplaced.
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
5. Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
6. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-ntain!
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
8. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain.
9. What do you call a pile of elephants? An elephant graveyard.
10. What do you call a pile of frogs? A toadstool.
11. What do you call a pile of puppies? A litter.
12. What do you call a pile of kangaroos? A jump pile.
13. What do you call a pile of owls? A hootenanny.
14. What do you call a pile of books? A stack.
15. What do you call a pile of dictionaries? A word heap.
16. What do you call a pile of snails? A slugfest.
17. What do you call a pile of worms? A squirm.
18. What do you call a pile of goldfish? A school.
19. What do you call a pile of ducks? A flock.
20. What do you call a pile of bees? A buzz.
21. What do you call a pile of sharks? A school.
22. What do you call a pile of jokes? A chuckle.
23. Why did the librarian go broke? Because he lost his library card and couldn’t check his funds!
24. What do you call a book that’s been sleeping? A novel-y!
25. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the story throat!
26. Why don’t skeletons visit the library? Because they’re afraid to get booked!
27. What did the librarian say to the noisy book? “Shhh… you’re novel-tying!”
28. How do you make a library laugh? Tell it a funny story—book it up!
29. Why did the librarian refuse to lend books to the mathematicians? They always wanted to take them at the square root of overdue fines!
30. What do you call a book club that only reads comedies? A laughter-ary group!
31. What did the librarian say to the student who couldn’t find the book he was looking for? “You’ll just have to turn over a new leaf!”
32. Why did the librarian take a ladder to the library? To reach the high shelves… and maybe climb to a higher “book” of life!
33. How does the library organize their party? They use the Dewey Decimal System… because they know how to throw a good celebration!
34. Why did the librarian become a gardener? Because she wanted to help books grow, especially the classics!
35. What’s a librarian’s favorite type of music? Heavy “reading” metal!
36. Why did the librarian always carry a map in the library? To navigate the plot twists and turns!
37. What do you call a librarian who can solve complex puzzles? A bookworm detective!
38. What did the book say to the librarian? “I’m falling for you… page by page!”
39. What did the librarian bring a ladder to the library? To climb the bestsellers list!
40. What did one book say to the other during their argument? “Let’s stop this chapter of our lives!”
41. Why did the library cancel the comedy show? Because the punchlines kept getting checked out!
42. What do you call a librarian who loves to sing? A book-a-pella!
43. Why did the librarian refuse to play cards with the books? They always tried to shuffle!
44. What did the librarian say when the books complained about their messy shelves? “Don’t worry, we’ll make a clean ending!”
45. Why did the librarian go to the casino? To play blackjack… because she always knew when to hit or stand!
46. What did the librarian say to the noisy bookshelf? “Keep it down, we’re all on the same page here!”
47. How do you catch a squirrel in a library? Climb a bookshelf and make a noise like a nut!
48. Why did the librarian become an astronaut? She wanted to explore new “worlds” of knowledge!
49. What’s a librarian’s favorite type of exercise? Book-ercising their right to read!
50. What did the book say when it got a promotion at the library? “I’ve finally climbed the corporate ladder!”
51. Why did the book refuse to go outside? It didn’t want to get caught up in a cover story!
52. What do you call a librarian who loves to play video games? A “book”mon master!
53. Why did the librarian become a stand-up comedian? Because she loved delivering punchlines and checking out the laughs!
54. What did the book say to the bookworm? “You’re my favorite read-er!”
55. Why did the bookshelf go on vacation? It needed some shelf-care and relaxation!
56. What do you call a group of books performing in a band? A novel ensemble!
57. How did the librarian win the race? She “booked” it to the finish line!
58. Why did the librarian always carry a compass? To find her way through the plot twists of life!
59. What did the bookworm say to the librarian? “I’ve got my nose buried in books and I’m loving it!”
60. Why did the librarian get a pet owl? For the “book” club meetings… they needed a wise companion!
61. How do you make a librarian smile? Just give them a novel compliment!
62. What do you call a book about antonyms that can’t stop arguing? A thesaurus Rex!
63. Why was the book cold? Because it left its jacket at home!
64. What did the book say to the pen? “You complete me!”
65. Why did the librarian start a dance party in the library? To help the books find their rhythm!
66. How do you make a librarian jump for joy? Offer them a book that’s been on their wish-list!
67. Why did the book go to the doctor’s office? It had too many stories to tell!
68. What do you call a book that’s always on time? A well-read clock!
69. Why did the librarian become a chef? Because she loved cooking up new “recipes” for the library!
70. What did the librarian say when someone asked for a book about paranoia? “Are you sure you want that? They’re watching you!
71. Why did the book go to therapy? It had a case of “closed book” syndrome!
72. What do you call a librarian who loves baseball? A “book”ie!
73. Why did the librarian go to the seashore? To enjoy some “book” wave-surfing!
74. What’s a librarian’s favorite type of shoes? Story loafers!
75. Why did the librarian become a poet? She wanted to create verses that would make books fall in love!
76. What did the book say to the reader? “You’re turning me on!”
77. How do you fix a broken book? With book tape… because it’s the ultimate “story” strengthener!
78. Why did the book take up painting? It wanted to become a cover artist!
79. What did the librarian say when the books were acting rowdy? “I’m turning the page on this behavior!”
80. Why did the librarian always have an umbrella in the library? In case of “wordplay” showers!
81. What do you call a book that’s afraid of heights? A paperback chicken!
82. How do you calm down an angry book? Offer it some “plot”atoes chips!
83. Why did the librarian get a tattoo of a bookshelf? To show off her love for books… it was a real “shelfie”!
84. What did the librarian say to the book with a missing page? “You’re tearing me apart!”
85. Why did the librarian become an artist? She wanted to draw out the characters in books!
86. What’s a librarian’s favorite type of dance? The novel-ty two-step!
87. Why did the book get a job at the bakery? It wanted to make “story”berry pies!
88. What do you call a book that’s always on the move? A page-turner!
89. How do you know a book is shy? It always hides between its covers!
90. Why did the librarian bring a ladder to the comedy show? To climb the “stand-up” shelves!
91. What’s a librarian’s favorite dessert? “Book”ies and cream!
92. Why did the book become a detective? It loved cracking the case… and the spines!
93. What do you call a book that’s always telling lies? A novel liar!
94. Why did the librarian go to the gym? To work on their “book”biceps!
95. What did the librarian say to the spider in the library? “Stop spinning webs of lies!”
96. Why did the book break up with the bookmark? It found another page to mark!
97. How do you make a library laugh? Just bring in a bunch of punny books and watch them crack up!

Remember, the next time you step into a library, don’t be afraid to crack a smile or share a giggle.

Let these library jokes be your secret weapon to brighten someone’s day.

After all, laughter is the best way to check out from the seriousness of life and escape into the world of pure joy.

Happy reading, and may the jokes be with you!