Welcome to the wittiest compilation of letter board quotes you’ll ever encounter!
Get ready to ROFL as we unveil the most hilarious and clever messages that’ll have you nodding in agreement or snorting with laughter.
These quirky sayings are proof that sometimes, all it takes is a few letters and a dash of humor to brighten your day.
So, buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of wit and wordplay!
73 Funny Letter Board QuotesÂ
1. I can’t even count that high.
2. Sorry, I’m fresh out of witty things to say.
3. I’m not funny, I’m hilarious.
4. I’m here for the free snacks.
5. My humor is broken, please laugh anyway.
6. I’m not rude, I just have a limited vocabulary.
7. I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.
8. I’m not anti-social, I’m pro-solitude.
9. I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
10. I’m not shy, I just don’t like you.
11. I’m not rude, I’m just brutally honest.
12. I’m not weird, I’m unique.
13. I’m not rude, I just have nothing nice to say.
14. I’m not weird, I’m interesting.
15. I’m not rude, I just don’t suffer fools gladly.
16. I’m not rude, I’m just straightforward.
17. I’m not rude, I’m just honest.
18. I’m not weird, I’m just misunderstood.
19. I’m not weird, I’m just blunt.
20. I’m not weird, I’m just different.
21. I’m not rude, I’m just eccentric.
22. “I told my wife she was drawing eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!”
23. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!”
24. “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”
25. “My dentist told me I need a crown. I said, ‘Sure, I’ll be queen for a day!'”
26. “I told my wife she was drawing circles all wrong. She went round and round about it!”
27. “I tried to catch some fog, but I mist!”
28. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
29. “I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”
30. “What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!”
31. “I told my wife she was overreacting. She just flipped a table!”
32. “I told my computer I had a headache. It replied, ‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?'”
33. “Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!”
34. “I tried to make a belt made out of watches, but it was a waist of time!”
35. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”
36. “I told my wife she was drawing with permanent ink. She just can’t erase her mistakes!”
37. “If a short psychic broke out of jail, you’d have a small medium at large!”
38. “I tried to make a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless!”
39. “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s uplifting!”
40. “I used to play piano by nose, but it was always a little flat.”
41. “What do you call fake noodle? An impasta!”
42. “I told my wife she was drawing chickens too big. She just couldn’t get the size right!”
43. “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!”
44. “My dog is an excellent musician. He can play fetch!”
45. “I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough!”
46. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
47. “I’m on a new diet. I’ve already lost two days!”
48. “I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!”
49. “I told my wife she was drawing circles all wrong. She couldn’t find the right angle!”
50. “I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t rise to the occasion!”
51. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including terrible excuses!”
52. “My wife told me I was average. I think she’s just being mean!”
53. “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down!”
54. “I told my wife she was drawing squares all wrong. She just couldn’t find the right corners!”
55. “Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!”
56. “I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. Fish are starting to avoid me!”
57. “My wife asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down!”
58. “I tried to make a belt out of wristwatches, but it was a waist of time!”
59. “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down… unless you have Velcro!”
60. “I told my wife she was drawing too many rectangles. She just couldn’t get the right angles!”
61. “My wife told me I was average. She was just being mean… median… and mode!”
62. “I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with both hands tied behind my back!”
63. “I told my wife she was drawing chairs all wrong. She said, ‘I’m just trying to take a stand!'”
64. “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out, but laughter is the best workout!”
65. “My dog is an excellent musician. He can really bark out some tunes!”
66. “I’m on a new diet. I’ve already lost two days. I guess laughter burns more calories than you’d think!”
67. “I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my fingers. My ears got tired of being tickled!”
68. “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! And what do you call an impasta with a great sense of humor? Priceless!”
69. “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s uplifting, but I’m still working on my levitation skills!”
70. “I told my wife she was drawing pigs too big. She said, ‘Well, that’s hogwash!'”
71. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts, but they’ve got plenty of bone-rattling comebacks!”
72. “I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes open, but it’s only during meetings!”
73. “I told my wife she was drawing snowmen all wrong. She said, ‘Snow way!’
Before we sign off with a final pun-tastic goodbye, we hope these funny letter board quotes have plastered a smile on your face.
Remember, life is too short to take everything seriously, so keep your sense of humor intact!
If you need a pick-me-up anytime, come back and revisit these gems of wit.
Now go forth, spread laughter, and keep being the amazing human you are!
Keep smiling, keep laughing, and stay pun-tastic! Farewell, funny folks!
