Strap on your skates and grab your sense of humor, because we’re about to take a slapshot into the world of hockey puns!
Get ready to break the ice and score some laughs as we skate through a hilarious lineup of wordplay that will leave you chuckling in the penalty box.
From slapstick humor to stick-tacular wit, these puns are sure to make your funny bone quiver.
Let’s lace up and dive right into the pun-filled pandemonium of the hockey world!
List Of 200 Hilarious Hockey Puns
1. Why couldn’t the hockey player see the doctor? He was on the penalty bench.
2. Why couldn’t the hockey player score a goal? He kept missing the net.
3. What do you call a hockey player who tells bad jokes? A penalty comedian.
4. Why couldn’t the hockey player find his homework? He left it on the bench.
5. Why couldn’t the hockey player read the book? It was out of his rink.
6. What do you call a hockey player who loves to dance? A disco puck.
7. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his dessert? He was already stuffed.
8. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his crossword puzzle? All the clues were iced over.
9. What do you call a hockey player who loves to sing? A puckadilla.
10. Why couldn’t the hockey player see the movie? It was sold out.
11. What do you call a hockey player who loves to cook? A pan-fry.
12. Why couldn’t the hockey player fix his bike? He couldn’t find his tool puck.
13. What do you call a hockey player who loves to sleep? A zamboni.
14. Why couldn’t the hockey player play cards? He kept getting offsides.
15. What do you call a hockey player who loves to party? A pucka holic.
16. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his test? He ran out of time.
17. What do you call a hockey player who loves to garden? A green puck.
18. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his sandwich? He got tripped up.
19. What do you call a hockey player who loves to swim? A backstroke puck.
20. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his homework? His pencil ran out of lead.
21. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got benched.
22. What do you call a hockey player who loves to read? A book puck.
23. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got checked into the boards.
24. What do you call a hockey player who loves to travel? A globe pucker.
25. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got a penalty.
26. What do you call a hockey player who loves to write? A scribble puck.
27. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got injured.
28. What do you call a hockey player who loves to exercise? A fitness puck.
29. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got tired.
30. What do you call a hockey player who loves to sing? A puckadilla.
31. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got tripped up.
32. What do you call a hockey player who loves to cook? A pan-fry.
33. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He ran out of time.
34. What do you call a hockey player who loves music? A rock puck roll.
35. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got checked.
36. What do you call a hockey player who loves math? A puckademic.
37. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got a concussion.
38. What do you call a hockey player who loves to tell jokes? A penalty comedian.
39. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got into a fight.
40. What do you call a hockey player who loves science? An experiment puck.
41. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got a penalty.
42. What do you call a hockey player who loves history? A history puck.
43. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got kicked out.
44. What do you call a hockey player who loves art? An art puck.
45. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got benched.
46. What do you call a hockey player who loves technology? A tech puck.
47. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got hit by a puck.
48. What do you call a hockey player who loves animals? A zoo puck.
49. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got injured.
50. What do you call a hockey player who loves movies? A film puck.
51. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got a game misconduct.
52. What do you call a hockey player who loves fashion? A style puck.
53. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got boarded.
54. What do you call a hockey player who loves philosophy? A think puck.
55. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got checked into the boards.
56. What do you call a hockey player who loves languages? A polyglot puck.
57. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got hit by a slap shot.
58. What do you call a hockey player who loves to exercise? A fitness puck.
59. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got a concussion.
60. What do you call a hockey player who loves astronomy? A star puck.
61. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got checked into the boards.
62. What do you call a hockey player who loves geography? A map puck.
63. Why couldn’t the hockey player finish his game? He got tripped up.
64. What do you call a hockey player who loves to party? A pucka holic.
65. How do hockey players stay cool during the game? They always have fans cheering for them!
66. Why was the hockey arena so cold? Because all the fans were giving it the cold shoulder!
67. What do you call a hockey player who can juggle? A puck-tician!
68. Why did the hockey goalie always bring a ladder to the game? Just in case there were high-sticking situations!
69. What do you call a hockey player who can’t find his skates? In a state of iceolation!
70. Why did the hockey player bring a stopwatch to the game? To time all his slapstick moves!
71. How do hockey players get through difficult times? They just stick together!
72. What do you call a hockey player who gets all the ladies? A slick-y player!
73. Why did the hockey team have a successful bake sale? They always knew how to bring the dough!
74. Why did the hockey player bring a pillow to the game? In case of a face-off!
75. What do you call a hockey player with no manners? A puck-tease!
76. Why do hockey players make great comedians? They always deliver the punchline!
77. How do hockey players get their laundry done? They stick it in the net and the washing machine takes care of the rest!
78. What did the hockey player say to the goalie who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, you’ll bounce back!”
79. Why did the hockey team have a great time at the amusement park? They loved all the ice-cream stands!
80. What do you call a hockey player who can’t stop making jokes? A slapstick comedian!
81. How do hockey players listen to music? They put on their skate-phones and jam!
82. Why did the hockey puck always go to school? It wanted to be a high-achieving scholar!
83. What’s a hockey player’s favorite dance move? The slap-shot shuffle!
84. Why did the hockey team start a garden? They wanted to grow some ice-berg lettuce!
85. How do hockey players keep their hair in place? With a lot of hairspray and stickiness!
86. What do you call a hockey player who can’t play defense? A net-negative player!
87. Why did the hockey player start a bakery? He kneaded some extra dough!
88. How do hockey players send letters? They use slap-stamps!
89. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of bread? Puckernickel!
90. Why did the hockey player bring an umbrella to the game? He heard there was going to be a lot of “shower time” on the ice!
91. What do you call a hockey player who never passes the puck? A selfish stickler!
92. How do hockey players do their taxes? They always make sure to double-check their slapshot deductions!
93. Why did the hockey team invite a comedian to their game? They wanted to add some slapstick humor!
94. What do you call a hockey player who becomes a lawyer? A slick defender in court!
95. How do hockey players stay organized? They keep everything in check with their slapstacks!
96. Why did the hockey player bring a ladder to the rink? He wanted to reach the highest slapshots!
97. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of sandwich? Stickwiches with slap-ham!
98. Why did the hockey team have a great time at the circus? They loved all the tricks on ice!
99. How do hockey players deal with stress? They take slapshot breaks!
100. What do you call a hockey player who’s always on time? Punctual!
101. Why did the hockey player bring a broom to the game? In case of a clean sweep!
102. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of cookie? Slapsticks!
103. Why did the hockey team start a band? They wanted to score big with their fans!
104. How do hockey players eat their cereal? With lots of slapshots!
105. What do you call a hockey player who’s always daydreaming? A stick-in-the-air!
106. Why did the hockey player bring a pillow to the penalty box? In case of a snooze-attion!
107. How do hockey players throw a party? They break the ice and let the good times slide!
108. What do you call a hockey player who’s always trying to be the center of attention? A puck-star!
109. Why did the hockey team start a book club? They wanted to explore some slapstick literature!
110. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of fruit? Stick-apples!
111. How do hockey players stay entertained on long road trips? They play slapstick games!
112. What do you call a hockey player who’s always up to mischief? A puckster!
113. How do hockey players go grocery shopping? They stick to the frozen food aisle!
114. Why did the hockey player become a chef? He wanted to whip up some slap-stick meals!
115. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of dance? The slapstick two-step!
116. Why did the hockey team open a bakery? They wanted to serve some stickly-sweet treats!
117. How do hockey players solve problems? They stick to the game plan!
118. What do you call a hockey player who loves math? A puck-geek!
119. Why did the hockey player bring a parachute to the game? In case of a sudden “fall”!
120. How do hockey players listen to music? They stick on their favorite tunes!
121. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of pizza? Slap-shot supreme!
122. Why did the hockey team throw a costume party? They wanted to see some slapstick disguises!
123. What do you call a hockey player who’s always telling funny stories? A puckish raconteur!
124. How do hockey players go camping? They pitch their tents and have a slapstick bonfire!
125. Why did the hockey player bring a toolbox to the game? He wanted to fix any puck-ups!
126. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of bird? Slap-geese!
127. How do hockey players write letters? They use a lot of “stick-tionary”!
128. Why did the hockey team start a circus? They wanted to perform slapstick tricks on ice!
129. What do you call a hockey player who loves to cook? A puck-chef!
130. How do hockey players celebrate their victories? With a slapstick dance party!
131. Why did the hockey player bring a hairdryer to the game? He wanted to make sure his shots were “blow-dried”!
132. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of ice cream? Slap-chocolate!
133. How do hockey players enjoy the beach? They play slapstick volleyball!
134. What do you call a hockey player who’s always up to mischief? A puckster!
135. How do hockey players go grocery shopping? They stick to the frozen food aisle!
136. Why did the hockey player become a chef? He wanted to whip up some slap-stick meals!
137. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of dance? The slapstick two-step!
138. Why did the hockey team open a bakery? They wanted to serve some stickly-sweet treats!
139. How do hockey players solve problems? They stick to the game plan!
140. What do you call a hockey player who loves math? A puck-geek!
141. Why did the hockey player bring a parachute to the game? In case of a sudden “fall”!
142. How do hockey players listen to music? They stick on their favorite tunes!
143. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of pizza? Slap-shot supreme!
144. Why did the hockey team throw a costume party? They wanted to see some slapstick disguises!
145. What do you call a hockey player who’s always telling funny stories? A puckish raconteur!
146. How do hockey players go camping? They pitch their tents and have a slapstick bonfire!
147. Why did the hockey player bring a toolbox to the game? He wanted to fix any puck-ups!
148. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of bird? Slap-geese!
149. How do hockey players write letters? They use a lot of “stick-tionary”!
150. Why did the hockey team start a circus? They wanted to perform slapstick tricks on ice!
151. What do you call a hockey player who loves to cook? A puck-chef!
152. How do hockey players celebrate their victories? With a slapstick dance party!
153. Why did the hockey player bring a hairdryer to the game? He wanted to make sure his shots were “blow-dried”!
154. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of ice cream? Slap-chocolate!
155. How do hockey players enjoy the beach? They play slapstick volleyball!
156. What do you call a hockey player who’s always up to mischief? A puckster!
157. Why did the hockey team open a bakery? They wanted to serve some stickly-sweet treats!
158. How do hockey players solve problems? They stick to the game plan!
159. What do you call a hockey player who loves math? A puck-geek!
160. Why did the hockey player bring a parachute to the game? In case of a sudden “fall”!
161. How do hockey players listen to music? They stick on their favorite tunes!
162. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of pizza? Slap-shot supreme!
163. Why did the hockey team throw a costume party? They wanted to see some slapstick disguises!
164. What do you call a hockey player who’s always telling funny stories? A puckish raconteur!
165. How do hockey players go camping? They pitch their tents and have a slapstick bonfire!
166. Why did the hockey player bring a toolbox to the game? He wanted to fix any puck-ups!
167. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of bird? Slap-geese!
168. How do hockey players write letters? They use a lot of “stick-tionary”!
169. Why did the hockey team start a circus? They wanted to perform slapstick tricks on ice!
170. What do you call a hockey player who loves to cook? A puck-chef!
171. How do hockey players celebrate their victories? With a slapstick dance party!
172. Why did the hockey player bring a hairdryer to the game? He wanted to make sure his shots were “blow-dried”!
173. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of ice cream? Slap-chocolate!
174. How do hockey players enjoy the beach? They play slapstick volleyball!
175. What do you call a hockey player who’s always up to mischief? A puckster!
176. Why did the hockey team open a bakery? They wanted to serve some stickly-sweet treats!
177. How do hockey players solve problems? They stick to the game plan!
178. What do you call a hockey player who loves math? A puck-geek!
179. Why did the hockey player bring a parachute to the game? In case of a sudden “fall”!
180. How do hockey players listen to music? They stick on their favorite tunes!
181. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of pizza? Slap-shot supreme!
182. Why did the hockey team throw a costume party? They wanted to see some slapstick disguises!
183. What do you call a hockey player who’s always telling funny stories? A puckish raconteur!
184. How do hockey players go camping? They pitch their tents and have a slapstick bonfire!
185. Why did the hockey player bring a toolbox to the game? He wanted to fix any puck-ups!
186. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of bird? Slap-geese!
187. How do hockey players write letters? They use a lot of “stick-tionary”!
188. Why did the hockey team start a circus? They wanted to perform slapstick tricks on ice!
189. What do you call a hockey player who loves to cook? A puck-chef!
190. How do hockey players celebrate their victories? With a slapstick dance party!
191. Why did the hockey player bring a hairdryer to the game? He wanted to make sure his shots were “blow-dried”!
192. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of ice cream? Slap-chocolate!
193. How do hockey players enjoy the beach? They play slapstick volleyball!
194. What do you call a hockey player who’s always up to mischief? A puckster!
195. Why did the hockey team open a bakery? They wanted to serve some stickly-sweet treats!
196. How do hockey players solve problems? They stick to the game plan!
197. What do you call a hockey player who loves math? A puck-geek!
198. Why did the hockey player bring a parachute to the game? In case of a sudden “fall”!
199. How do hockey players listen to music? They stick on their favorite tunes!
200. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of pizza? Slap-shot supreme!
And there you have it, folks! We hope these puns tickled your funny bone and made your laughter echo through the rink.
Remember, when life gets tough, just keep your stick on the ice and your puns at the ready.
Whether you’re a die-hard hockey fan or simply enjoy a good laugh, these puns are the icing on the cake.
Until next time, keep the laughter flowing and let the hockey puns slide into your everyday conversations.
Stay pun-tastic!
