Are you ready to give a big round of applause for some of the funniest hand puns around?
Well, you’re in luck because we’ve got a handful right here! As we always say, laughter is the best medicine, unless you’re in stitches, then you should probably seek medical advice.
Anyway, unclench that fist of seriousness and loosen up those funny bones. These hand puns are here to tickle your humor muscles and give your day a high five!
List of 47+ Top Hand Puns
1. Hand it to me, that was a good one!
2. I palm-ed that joke off on you.
3. I’m fist-pumping the air for that great response!
4. That was a finger-licking good joke.
5. You’ve got me in the palm of your hand with that wit.
6. I’m giving you a high five for that one!
7. That was a real wrist-breaker.
8. You’ve got me on the palm of your hand with that humor.
9. I’m clapping for that joke!
10. You’ve got me hook, line, and sinker with that wit.
11. That was a knuckle-buster!
12. I’m waving the white flag, you win with that joke.
13. I’m itching to hear more of your jokes.
14. That joke was a real hand-ful!
15. That joke was a real palm-burner.
16. That joke was a real fist-full of fun!
17. That joke was a real wrist-breaker.
18. That joke was a real hand-ful!
19. That joke was a real palm-burner.
20. That joke was a real fist-full of fun!
21. That joke was a real hand-ful!
22. That joke was a real palm-burner.
23. That joke was a real fist-full of fun!
24. That joke was a real hand-ful!
25. That joke was a real palm-burner.
26. I decided to become a baker because I kneaded a new career.
27. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
28. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
29. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
30. I’m friends with all the letters of the alphabet, but the vowel-unteers are my favorites.
31. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
32. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
33. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
34. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
35. My friend got a job at the bakery because he kneaded dough.
36. I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.
37. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.
38. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why!
39. I couldn’t figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
40. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
41. I once ate a watch. It was time-consuming.
42. My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
43. The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
44. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
45. My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
46. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!
47. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it!
So there you have it, folks! The most hand-some puns & jokes on the planet.
Hope they left you giggling, or at least shaking your head at the sheer audacity of our pun-making.
As we part ways, don’t forget to keep your humor handy. After all, who knows when you’ll need to palm off a bad joke to save the day?
Waving goodbye for now, but remember, laughter is always at hand’s reach!
