Looking for a dose of laughter?
You’re in for a wheel-y good time!
We’ve scoured the internet to fetch the funniest hamster jokes that will have you giggling like a hamster on a spinning wheel.
These little fluffy comedians are here to brighten your day, so get ready to chuckle your way through the cutest rodent humor!
99 Hilarious Hamster Jokes
1. Why couldn’t the hamster find his homework? Because he lost it in all his cheek pouches!
2. What do you call a hamster that lives in a hammock? A hammockster.
3. Why couldn’t the hamster see the movie? It was sold out.
4. What do you call cheese that belongs to a hamster? Hamster cheese!
5. Why couldn’t the hamster find any friends? Because he was too cheeky!
6. What do you call a hamster that works at a hardware store? A hard-hamster.
7. What do you call a hamster that works in a fast food restaurant? A fryster.
8. Why couldn’t the hamster find his keys? Because he misplaced them!
9. What do you call a hamster that works at a bank? A teller-hamster.
10. Why couldn’t the hamster find his shoes? Because they were under his bed!
11. What do you call a hamster that works at a library? A page-hamster.
12. Why couldn’t the hamster find his way home? Because he was lost!
13. What do you call a hamster that works at a grocery store? A bagger-hamster.
14. Why couldn’t the hamster find his glasses? Because he left them in the other room!
15. What do you call a hamster that works at a zoo? An animal hamster.
16. Why couldn’t the hamster find his way out of the maze? Because he kept getting lost!
17. What do you call a hamster that works at a bakery? A baker-hamster.
18. Why couldn’t the hamster find his hat? Because it fell off his head!
19. What do you call a hamster that works at a farm? A farmer-hamster.
20. Why couldn’t the hamster find his way out of the ball of yarn? Because he got tangled up!
21. What do you call a hamster that works at a car wash? A washer-hamster.
22. Why couldn’t the hamster find his way out of the paper bag? Because he was trapped inside!
23. What do you call a hamster that works at a post office? A mail-hamster.
24. Why couldn’t the hamster find his way out of the maze? Because he kept running in circles!
25. What do you call a hamster that works at a restaurant? A waiter-hamster.
26. Why couldn’t the hamster find his way out of the box? Because he was stuck inside!
27. What do you call a hamster that works at a school? A teacher-hamster.
28. Why couldn’t the hamster find his way out of the cage? Because he was locked inside!
29. What do you call a hamster that works at a circus? A performer-hamster.
30. Why couldn’t the hamster find his way out of the tunnel? Because he kept going in circles!
31. What do you call a hamster that works at a hospital? A nurse-hamster.
32. Why couldn’t the hamster find his way out of the ball of yarn? Because he got all tangled up!
33. What do you call a hamster that works at a police station? An officer-hamster.
34. Why couldn’t the hamster find his way out of the maze? Because he kept taking wrong turns!
35. What did the hamster say to its fitness trainer? “I’m all set to ham-stretch my limits!”
36. How did the hamster win the marathon? It used its “hamster-boost” mode!
37. Why did the hamster join a rock band? Because it was the best at playing the “hamster-guitar”!
38. What do you call a hamster with a gold medal? A ham-champion!
39. Why did the hamster go to art school? It wanted to ham-sketched its way to fame!
40. How do hamsters stay organized? They use ham-filing systems!
41. Why did the hamster bring a ladder to the concert? To get a better ham-view!
42. What did one hamster say to the other when they reached the top of the Ferris wheel? “This is a hamsteriously great view!”
43. How do hamsters like to travel? By ham-sailing across the seven seas!
44. Why did the hamster become an astronaut? It wanted to explore “hamsteroids” in space!
45. What did the hamster say to the carrot? “You make my heart go ham-pitter-patter!”
46. Why did the hamster become a stand-up comedian? Because it had a natural talent for hamming it up on stage!
47. What do you call a hamster with a fancy hat? A ham-stylish!
48. How do hamsters write love letters? With ham-our and affection!
49. Why did the hamster start a cooking show? Because it was an expert in “hamsterculinary”!
50. What’s a hamster’s favorite dance move? The ham-twist!
51. Why did the hamster start a construction company? It loved to ham-mer things together!
52. How do hamsters keep their fur clean? With ham-soap and ham-bubbles!
53. What do you call a hamster with a jetpack? A ham-flyer!
54. Why was the hamster always late for work? It liked to take the “ham-stroll” route!
55. What did the hamster say when it won the lottery? “I’m ham-rich!”
56. Why did the hamster become a weather forecaster? It had a natural talent for predicting “hamstorms”!
57. How do hamsters travel long distances? They go on ham-road trips!
58. Why did the hamster become a lawyer? It was an expert in “hamstigation”!
59. What do you call a hamster with a smartphone? A tech-hamster!
60. Why did the hamster start a band with its friends? Because they all had ham-some musical skills!
61. How do hamsters make phone calls? They use ham-dialing!
62. Why did the hamster become a lifeguard? It was an expert in “ham-saving”!
63. What’s a hamster’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Ham”!
64. How do hamsters stay in shape? They do ham-exercises!
65. Why did the hamster become a teacher? It wanted to ham-part knowledge to the next generation!
66. What do you call a hamster with a crown? A ham-royal!
67. Why did the hamster start a detective agency? It loved solving “hamsterious” cases!
68. How do hamsters send emails? They use ham-ternet!
69. What did the hamster say when it won the race? “I’m the ham-champion!”
70. Why did the hamster become a firefighter? It loved to ham-extinguish fires!
71. What’s a hamster’s favorite type of movie? A ham-romantic comedy!
72. How do hamsters take selfies? With ham-phones!
73. Why did the hamster join a dance troupe? Because it had ham-some moves!
74. What do you call a hamster who loves to read? A ham-let!
75. Why did the hamster become a fashion designer? It loved to ham-stitch stylish clothes!
76. How do hamsters enjoy music? They ham-dance to the beat!
77. What’s a hamster’s favorite superhero? Spider-Ham!
78. Why did the hamster become a scientist? It wanted to ham-vance technology!
79. How do hamsters navigate through the city? They use ham-maps!
80. What did the hamster say to the sunflower? “You’re ham-azing!”
81. Why was the hamster always the star of the show? It had ham-bitions!
82. What’s a hamster’s favorite sport? Ham-tennis!
83. How do hamsters make friends? They ham-teract with others!
84. Why did the hamster start a bakery? It loved to ham-bake delicious treats!
85. What do you call a hamster who loves to draw? A ham-artist!
86. Why did the hamster become a pilot? It wanted to ham-soar in the skies!
87. How do hamsters solve problems? They ham-storm ideas together!
88. What’s a hamster’s favorite board game? Ham-scrabble!
89. Why did the hamster start a gardening club? It loved to ham-plant flowers!
90. How do hamsters enjoy the beach? They go ham-surfing!
91. What did the hamster say to the doughnut? “You’re the ham-sweetest!”
92. Why was the hamster a great motivational speaker? It knew how to ham-spire others!
93. What’s a hamster’s favorite type of comedy? Ham-stand up!
94. How do hamsters go on adventures? They ham-venture into the unknown!
95. Why did the hamster become a photographer? It loved to ham-capture moments!
96. What do you call a hamster with a sense of humor? A ham-comedian!
97. How do hamsters celebrate birthdays? They have ham-azing parties!
98. Why did the hamster start a recycling program? It wanted to ham-duce waste!
99. What’s a hamster’s favorite book genre? Ham-romance novels!
Before we scurry away, we hope these hamster jokes brought joy to your day!
Remember, laughter is the best treat for your soul, just like a hamster’s favorite nibbles.
Share these jokes with your friends and keep the giggles rolling.
Until next time, keep smiling and stay hamster-iffic!
