Get ready to have a good hair day, because we’re about to tickle your funny bone!
From follicle fails to salon shenanigans, we’ve gathered the most side-splitting jokes about hair to put a smile on your face and a bounce in your step.
So, grab your comb and get ready to laugh your way to a hair-raising good time!
102 Hilarious hair jokes & Puns
1. Why couldn’t the hairdresser cut it anymore? Because he had a snip.
2. What do you call a hairdresser from France? A friseur.
3. Why couldn’t the bald man find any hairspray? Because it was out of stock.
4. What do you call a hairdresser from Italy? A barberatore.
5. Why couldn’t the hairdresser cut the curly hair? Because it was too frizzy.
6. What do you call a hairdresser from Germany? A frisor.
7. Why couldn’t the hairdresser cut the long hair? Because it was too lengthy.
8. What do you call a hairdresser from Spain? A peluquero.
9. Why couldn’t the hairdresser cut the thin hair? Because it was too wispy.
10. What do you call a hairdresser from Japan? A tokoyaki.
11. Why couldn’t the hairdresser cut the gray hair? Because it was too silvery.
12. What do you call a hairdresser from China? A faqiua.
13. Why couldn’t the hairdresser cut the oily hair? Because it was too greasy.
14. What do you call a hairdresser from Russia? A parikmakher.
15. Why couldn’t the hairdresser cut the thick hair? Because it was too bushy.
16. What do you call a hairdresser from India? A hair artist.
17. Why couldn’t the hairdresser cut the short hair? Because it was too stubby.
18. What do you call a hairdresser from Mexico? A peluquero.
19. Why couldn’t the hairdresser cut the wavy hair? Because it was too curly.
20. What do you call a hairdresser from Egypt? A henna artist.
21. Why couldn’t the hairdresser cut the dyed hair? Because it was too colorful.
22. What do you call a hairdresser from Australia? A hairdresser, mate!
23. Why couldn’t the hairdresser cut the messy hair? Because it was too unruly.
24. What do you call a hairdresser from England? A barber or hairdresser, dear chap!
25. Why couldn’t the hairdresser cut the fine hair? Because it was too delicate.
26. What do you call a hairdresser from Canada? A stylist, eh?
27. Why couldn’t the hairdresser cut the straight hair? Because it was too rigid.
28. Why did the hairdresser become a comedian? Because they knew how to weave in a good joke!
29. What did the bald guy say when he found a wig on his doorstep? “Well, that’s a hair-raising surprise!”
30. How do you make a hairstyle disappear? Just tell it a bad pun, and it will curl up and hide!
31. Why did the scarecrow open a salon? Because he wanted to give the birds some “hair”-raising experiences!
32. What do you call a balding cat? A receding “hare”line!
33. Why did the hairdresser become a detective? Because they were an expert in finding split ends and hairline clues!
34. How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut!
35. Why did the hairstylist bring a ladder to work? They wanted to reach new heights in hairdressing!
36. Why did the hairpiece become a motivational speaker? Because it always encouraged people to “wig out” and be themselves!
37. How do you spot a bald eagle? Just look for the bird with a comb-over!
38. Why did the hairdresser always carry a mirror? They liked to reflect on their amazing hair transformations!
39. What do you call a hair salon for superheroes? “Cape”-illaries!
40. Why did the hairstylist always lose at poker? They could never keep a straight flush!
41. What’s a barber’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal, of course!
42. What did the hair say to the hat? “You cover me up, but I’m still the root of the problem!”
43. Why did the hairdresser become an astronaut? They wanted to explore the “hairspace”!
44. What do you call a hairstyle that can play the guitar? A “mane” attraction!
45. Why did the hairdresser go to art school? They wanted to brush up on their coloring skills!
46. How does a hairdresser make their clients laugh? They always curl up the best jokes!
47. What do you call a magician with bad hair? A “frizz-tician”!
48. Why was the broom upset at the hair salon? It felt swept aside by all the hair!
49. How does a hairdresser start their day? With a “brush” of fresh air!
50. What did the hairpiece say to the wig? “I’m not fake, I’m just a little “hairy-tated”!”
51. Why did the hairdresser bring a fishing rod to work? They wanted to catch some “hair”mon!
52. What’s a hairdresser’s favorite type of movie? Curl-me dramas!
53. Why was the hairdryer always invited to parties? It knew how to blow everyone away!
54. How does a hairdresser handle a bad hair day? They just brush it off and start fresh!
55. What did one strand of hair say to another? “I’m falling for you, strand by strand!”
56. Why was the hairstyle in a hurry? It had a date and wanted to “tress” to impress!
57. How did the hairdresser become a rockstar? They knew how to create the perfect “mullet”!
58. What’s a hairdresser’s favorite dessert? Split ends sundaes!
59. Why did the hairpiece start a band? It wanted to rock the “dread”-locks!
60. What did the hair say to the hairbrush? “You’ve really got a knack for “tangling” with me!”
61. How does a barber win an argument? By always having a sharp “cut”-ting remark!
62. Why did the hairstylist open a bakery? They wanted to create the best “bread” styles!
63. What do you call a hairstyle that’s a big fan of science fiction? A “fringe”-trekker!
64. Why did the hairstylist become a detective? They had an eye for hairdos and a nose for “tress”-passers!
65. What did the hairpiece say to the toupee? “We make a great “wig”-tastic duo!”
66. Why did the hairstylist become a DJ? They loved spinning hair-raising tracks!
67. How does a hairdresser fix a mistake? They always find a way to “strand” and deliver!
68. What did the bald guy say to his hairbrush? “I’m sorry I never used you. I was just “comb”-pletely overwhelmed!”
69. Why did the hairdresser get in trouble at school? They always had a “clip”-board of bad jokes!
70. What’s a hairdresser’s favorite dance move? The “flip” and curl!
71. Why did the hairstyle win an award? It was a cut above the rest!
72. How did the hairdresser become a magician? They knew how to pull off the greatest “hair” illusions!
73. What do you call a hairstyle that’s always on time? “Well-tressed”!
74. Why did the hairpiece go to the doctor? It felt a little “wig”-gy!
75. What’s a hairdresser’s favorite workout routine? “Curl”-tesies and “split” squats!
76. How did the hairstylist become a chef? They were an expert at chopping and dicing hair!
77. What do you call a hairstyle that loves to play basketball? A “braid” dunk!
78. Why did the barber become a gardener? They had a natural talent for shaping hedges and “shear” elegance!
79. How does a hairdresser keep their clients entertained? They always have a “cut” above the rest!
80. What did the hairpiece say to the wig? “I “weave” a little piece of my heart into every hairstyle!”
81. Why did the hair salon hire a mathematician? They wanted to add more volume to their business!
82. How does a hairdresser relax after work? They enjoy a good “conditioner”!
83. What did the hair say to the mirror? “You’re just reflecting my inner “style”!”
84. Why did the hairdresser start a YouTube channel? They wanted to make “curl”-tural impact!
85. How does a hairdresser style their own hair? With “shear” determination and lots of bobby pins!
86. What do you call a hairstyle that loves to tell jokes? A “com-“b-over!
87. Why did the hairpiece become a yoga instructor? It wanted to teach people to find their inner “tress”!
88. How did the hairstylist become a pilot? They loved taking “flight” with their hairdos!
89. What did the hairpiece say to the wig? “You’re a real “strand”out!”
90. Why did the hairdresser go to space? They wanted to see if hair floats or “bangs”!
91. What do you call a hair salon for musicians? The “head”quarters!
92. Why did the hairstylist become a judge? They knew how to weigh the “curl”-idence!
93. How does a hairdresser solve a puzzle? They “comb”-ine all the right pieces!
94. What’s a hairdresser’s favorite exercise? “Split” jumps!
95. Why did the hairpiece become an actor? It loved being in the “spot”-light!
96. What did one hair strand say to the other at the salon? “Let’s stick together and “comb”-quer the world!”
97. How did the hairdresser become a chef? They had a flair for creating “hair”-loom recipes!
98. Why did the hairstyle get in trouble at school? It always liked to “tease” the other hairstyles!
99. What’s a hairdresser’s favorite way to relax? “Curl”ing up with a good book!
100. Why did the hairstylist bring a chainsaw to work? They were going to give a real “hairy” cut!
101. What did the hairpiece say to the bald guy? “I’ve got you “covered”!”
102. How does a hairdresser apologize? They “tress”-pass their regrets and offer a free trim!
Remember folks, life is too short to have boring hair and no laughter.
Keep these hair jokes up your sleeve for those moments when you need a good chuckle.
And always remember, a well-coiffed sense of humor is the secret to a truly great hair day!
