Welcome, grape enthusiasts and joke connoisseurs!
Get ready to embark on a laughter-filled journey that will make your taste buds tingle and your funny bone grape-vine.
We’ve plucked the ripest grape jokes from the comedy vineyard, so prepare for a juicy comedy feast!
123 Juiciest Grape Jokes & Puns List
1. Why couldn’t the grape sing? It was too winey.
2. What do you call a grape that acts up? A raisin hell.
3. Why couldn’t the grape go to the party? It had no raisin.
4. What do you call a grape that raps? An MC Flurry.
5. Why couldn’t the grape play baseball? It had no seeds.
6. What do you call a grape that’s also a spy? A secret agent.
7. Why couldn’t the grape go to the movies? It didn’t have the dough.
8. What do you call a grape that’s also a detective? Sherlock Holmes.
9. Why couldn’t the grape go to the concert? It didn’t have the funds.
10. What do you call a grape that’s also a comedian? A funny bun.
11. Why couldn’t the grape go to the beach? It had no sandals.
12. What do you call a grape that’s also a singer? Adele Dazeem.
13. Why couldn’t the grape go to the party? It was grounded.
14. What do you call a grape that’s also a superhero? Grape Man.
15. Why couldn’t the grape go to the gym? It was too sour.
16. What do you call a grape that’s also a pirate? Captain Grapebeard.
17. Why couldn’t the grape go to the store? It had no money.
18. What do you call a grape that’s also a doctor? Dr. Grape.
19. Why couldn’t the grape go to the park? It had no leaf.
20. What do you call a grape that’s also an athlete? Usain Bolt.
21. Why couldn’t the grape go to school? It overslept.
22. What do you call a grape that’s also a scientist? Albert Grapestein.
23. Why couldn’t the grape go to the library? It had no card.
24. What do you call a grape that’s also a cowboy? Grape Wrangler.
25. Why couldn’t the grape go to the zoo? It was grounded.
26. What do you call a grape that’s also a chef? Gordon Gramsay.
27. Why couldn’t the grape go to the circus? It had no ticket.
28. What do you call a grape that’s also a musician? Grape Gatsby.
29. Why couldn’t the grape go to the fair? It had no ride.
30. What do you call a grape that’s also a lawyer? Grapeviner.
31. Why couldn’t the grape go to the mall? It had no money.
32. What do you call a grape that’s also a teacher? Ms. Grapevine.
33. Why couldn’t the grape go to the party? It was stuck at home.
34. What do you call a grape that’s also an astronaut? Grape Aldrin.
35. Why couldn’t the grape go to the game? It had no ticket.
36. What do you call a grape that’s also a writer? William Grapepeare.
37. Why couldn’t the grape go to the dance? It had two left feet.
38. What do you call a grape that’s also a farmer? Grapeseed Farmer.
39. Why couldn’t the grape go to the prom? It had no date.
40. What do you call a grape that’s also a politician? Grape-o-crat.
41. Why couldn’t the grape go to the beach? It had no sunscreen.
42. What do you call a grape that’s also a spy? Grape Bond.
43. Why couldn’t the grape go to the party? It was uninvited.
44. What do you call a grape that’s also a king? King Grape the First.
45. Why couldn’t the grape go to the movies? It had no popcorn.
46. What do you call a grape that’s also a president? Grape-o-dent.
47. Why couldn’t the grape go to the concert? It had no ticket.
48. What do you call a grape that’s also a ninja? Grape-chuck Norris.
49. What do you call a grape that can dance? A grapevine!
50. Why did the grape go to school? To become a “raisin” of the class!
51. How did the grape feel when it won the race? Grape-tastic!
52. What did one grape say to the other at the party? “You vine-credible dancer!”
53. Why did the grape get in trouble at work? It was caught “wine-ing” on the job!
54. How do you fix a broken grape? With grape-aid!
55. What’s a grape’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!
56. Why did the grape go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
57. What’s a grape’s favorite exercise? The vine pose!
58. What did the grape say to the lemon? “You’re looking sour today!”
59. Why did the grape go to the comedy show? To get its daily dose of “vine” and laughter!
60. How did the grape get out of a tricky situation? It “juiced” its instincts!
61. What do you call a grape that can solve puzzles? Grape-minds!
62. What did the grape say to its friend who wasn’t listening? “Are you raisin me?”
63. How do grapes communicate with each other? Through the grape-vine!
64. Why did the grape go to the art class? It wanted to learn how to “wine” and paint!
65. What did the grape say to the watermelon? “You’re one in a melon, but I’m grape!”
66. What’s a grape’s favorite type of car? A “raisin” rover!
67. How did the grape make the soccer team? It had grape skillz!
68. What’s a grape’s favorite type of clothing? A vine suit!
69. Why did the grape get in trouble at school? It was caught “raisin” a ruckus!
70. What did the grape say to its friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, everything will be wine!”
71. How do grapes stay in shape? They do grape-aerobics!
72. What’s a grape’s favorite social media platform? Vine!
73. Why did the grape go to the casino? To try its luck at grape-blackjack!
74. What did the grape say to the comedian? “You’re grape at making me laugh!”
75. How do grapes apologize? They say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to wine!”
76. Why did the grape go to the library? It wanted to learn about “grape” history!
77. What’s a grape’s favorite subject in school? Vine-ology!
78. What did the grape say to the orange? “You’re peel-arious!”
79. How do you make a grape giggle? Give it a little tickle!
80. Why did the grape become an actor? It wanted to play “raisin” interesting characters!
81. What do you get when you cross a grape and a comedian? A grape joke that’s always in “bunches”!
82. How did the grape become an astronaut? It had a thirst for grape-venture!
83. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?”Ouch, that really wine-d!”
84. Why did the grape go to the gym? To get a grape physique!
85. How do grapes go on vacation? They take the grape-vine express!
86. What did the grape say to the tomato? “You’re one juicy fruit!”
87. Why did the grape go to the concert? It wanted to see its favorite “grape” band!
88. How do you catch a grape’s attention? You “raisin” your voice!
89. What did the grape say to the pineapple? “You’re looking sharp today!”
90. Why did the grape quit its job? It couldn’t handle the grape expectations!
91. How do grapes like to relax? By sitting back and watching “wine and dine” movies!
92. What’s a grape’s favorite type of book? A grape novel!
93. What did the grape say to the banana? “You’re a-peeling to me!”
94. Why did the grape go to the barber? It wanted a grape haircut!
95. How do grapes travel long distances? They take the grape-fruit train!
96. What did the grape say when it won the lottery? “I’m grapeful for this windfall!”
97. Why did the grape go to the dentist? It had a grape toothache!
98. How do grapes keep their cool during summer? They stay in the shade of the grape-vine!
99. What did the grape say to the strawberry? “You’re berry sweet!”
100. Why did the grape refuse to be squeezed? It didn’t want any grape drama!
101. How do grapes celebrate their birthdays? With a grape-big party!
102. What did the grape say to the apple? “You’re the apple of my vine!”
103. Why did the grape go to the grocery store? To find its grape companions!
104. How do grapes solve problems? They use their grape logic!
105. What’s a grape’s favorite game? Grape-sticks!
106. What did the grape say to the watermelon at the beach? “Let’s make a grape-sandcastle!”
107. Why did the grape go to the comedy club? It wanted to grape the spotlight!
108. How do grapes prepare for exams? They study the grape-vine notes!
109. What did the grape say when it got pinched? “That’s grape-palling!”
110. Why did the grape go to the costume party? It wanted to be the “raisin” of the event!
111. How do grapes navigate the city? They use grape-Maps!
112. What did the grape say to the cherry? “You’re the cherry on top of my grape sundae!”
113. Why did the grape refuse to fight? It was a paci-grape!
114. How do grapes enjoy music? They have grape-taste in tunes!
115. What did the grape say to the banana who was acting silly? “You’re really grape-ing my attention!”
116. Why did the grape bring a ladder to the concert? It wanted to reach the “grape”-seats!
117. How do grapes organize their meetings? They use the grape-vine communication!
118. What did the grape say when it was surprised? “Oh my grape-ness!”
119. Why did the grape become a detective? It had a knack for finding grape suspects!
120. How do grapes express love? They give grape hugs and grape kisses!
121. What did the grape say to the pineapple who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, everything will be fine-apple!”
122. Why did the grape go to the dance party? To grape a partner and boogie!
123. How do grapes write letters? They use a grape-ewriters!
And there you have it, folks!
We hope these grape jokes had you grape-ing with laughter and left you in high spirits.
Remember, when life gets sour, just grab a bunch of grape jokes and let the giggles pour in.
Now, go forth and spread the vine-spired mirth with your friends. Stay grapeful and keep laughing!
