Ready to laugh your way into the real world?
Graduation is a mix of emotions, but we’re here to tickle your funny bone with the wittiest and funniest graduation jokes out there.
Brace yourself for a giggling graduation ride!
96 Hilarious Graduation Jokes & Puns
1. Why couldn’t the graduate find a job? Because he majored in art history.
2. What do you call a graduate with two brains? Gifted.
3. What do you call a graduate with two left feet? A klutz-alator.
4. Why couldn’t the graduate see the doctor? Because he didn’t have a degree!
5. What do you call a graduate who keeps to himself? An isolator.
6. What do you call a graduate who loves to party? A celebrator.
7. Why couldn’t the graduate tell a joke? Because he didn’t have the punchline.
8. What do you call a graduate who loves to sleep? A snoozer-ator.
9. What do you call a graduate who loves to eat? A chow-alator.
10. Why couldn’t the graduate find his car keys? Because he lost-alator.
11. What do you call a graduate who loves to run? A jog-alator.
12. Why couldn’t the graduate find his hat? Because it was mis-locator.
13. What do you call a graduate who loves to swim? An aqua-alator.
14. Why couldn’t the graduate find his glasses? Because he was blind-alator.
15. What do you call a graduate who loves to sing? A vocal-alator.
16. Why couldn’t the graduate find his phone? Because he mis-dialator.
17. What do you call a graduate who loves to dance? A groovy-alator.
18. Why couldn’t the graduate find his wallet? Because he mis-locator.
19. What do you call a graduate who loves to cook? A chef-alator.
20. Why couldn’t the graduate find his car? Because he parked-alator.
21. What do you call a graduate who loves to read? A book-alator.
22. Why couldn’t the graduate find his way? Because he was lost-alator.
23. What do you call a graduate who loves to play sports? An athle-alator.
24. Why couldn’t the graduate find his room? Because he was mis-locator.
25. What do you call a graduate who loves to garden? A green-thumb-alator.
26. Why couldn’t the graduate find his way home? Because he was mis-director.
27. What do you call a graduate who loves to travel? A globetrot-alator.
28. Why couldn’t the graduate find his shoes? Because he mis-foot-alator.
29. What do you call a graduate who loves to hike? A trek-alator.
30. Why couldn’t the graduate find his hat? Because he mis-head-alator.
31. What do you call a graduate who loves to surf? A wave-alator.
32. Why couldn’t the graduate find his way? Because he was mis-guider.
33. What do you call a graduate who loves to play video games? A gamer-alator.
34. Why couldn’t the graduate find his phone? Because he mis-dial-alator.
35. What do you call a graduate who loves to take naps? A snooze-alator.
36. Why did the graduate always carry a pencil to parties? To draw attention, of course!
37. What did the shy graduate say to the outgoing one? “”You’ve got a degree in socializing, I’m just still ‘degree’ shy!””
38. Why did the physics major graduate get a standing ovation? Because they had the “”formula”” for success!
39. How do graduates stay cool during summer? They throw their caps in the air to create some “”degree”” of breeze!
40. What do you call a graduate who becomes a baker? A “”degree”” in deliciousness!
41. Why did the graduate want to be a comedian? They were tired of just getting a “”degree”” of attention!
42. What did the diploma say to the graduate? “”Parchment-ally, you’ve achieved greatness!””
43. How did the graduate feel after the ceremony? Diploma-tic!
44. Why was the computer science graduate always calm? They knew how to “”debug”” any stressful situation!
45. Why did the history major graduate get a special award? They made history by acing every exam!
46. What do you call a graduate who loves spicy food? A “”degree”” of hotness!
47. Why did the graduate become a musician? They wanted to add a “”note-worthy”” achievement to their resume!
48. How did the graduate celebrate? With a “”cap””-puccino, of course!
49. What do you call a graduate who loves the beach? A “”degree”” of sand!
50. Why did the literature major graduate love puns? They had a “”degree”” in wordplay!
51. How do you congratulate a graduate studying medicine? Say, “”Your future looks ‘surgical-ly’ bright!””
52. What do you call a graduate who excels in math? A “”degree”” of genius!
53. Why did the art major graduate get a standing ovation? Because they painted a “”masterpiece”” of their education!
54. How do graduates stay fit? They exercise their “”degree”” of determination at the gym!
55. What do you call a graduate who loves to travel? An “”a-degree-venturous”” spirit!
56. Why did the graduate get a job at the bakery? They kneaded the dough to rise to success!
57. What did the philosophy major graduate say to their friends? “”I think, therefore I am graduated!””
58. How do you compliment a graduate studying astronomy? “”Your future is out of this world!””
59. Why was the engineering major always prepared for graduation day? They knew how to “”construct”” a memorable ceremony!
60. What do you call a graduate who loves gardening? A “”degree”” of green thumb!
61. Why did the psychology major graduate become a therapist? They could “”analyze”” their way to success!
62. How did the music major celebrate graduation? With a “”note-worthy”” performance, of course!
63. What do you call a graduate who loves solving puzzles? A “”degree”” of riddles!
64. Why did the graduate study medicine? They wanted to “”diagnose”” their future for success!
65. How did the dance major prepare for graduation? They “”choreographed”” their way to a standing ovation!
66. What do you call a graduate who loves coffee? A “”degree”” of caffeine addiction!
67. Why was the computer science major so good at fixing things? They knew how to “”reboot”” their life for success!
68. How do you compliment a graduate studying literature? “”Your future is going to be a ‘novel’ success!””
69. What did the film studies major say to their friends? “”I’m ready for my ‘close-up’ in the real world!””
70. Why did the economics major graduate get a special award? They knew how to “”budget”” their time and excel!
71. What do you call a graduate who loves to cook? A “”degree”” of culinary talent!
72. Why did the geography major graduate become a travel blogger? They were ready to explore the world with a “”degree”” of passion!
73. How do graduates stay organized? They have a “”degree”” of planning!
74. What do you call a graduate who loves fashion? A “”degree”” of style!
75. Why did the biology major graduate get a standing ovation? They dissected every challenge with ease!
76. How do you compliment a graduate studying philosophy? “”Your future is going to be ‘profound’-ly great!””
77. What did the music major say to their friends? “”I’m ready to ‘compose’ my life story!””
78. Why did the graduate become an entrepreneur? They had a “”degree”” of innovation!
79. How do graduates stay healthy? They have a “”degree”” of fitness!
80. What do you call a graduate who loves to travel the world? A “”degree”” of wanderlust!
81. Why did the graduate study medicine? They wanted to “”cure”” their future!
82. How do you compliment a graduate studying dance? “”Your future is going to be ‘dance’-tastic!””
83. What did the economics major say to their friends? “”I’m ready to ‘economize’ my life!””
84. Why did the graduate become a fashion designer? They had a “”degree”” of style!
85. How do graduates stay eco-friendly? They have a “”degree”” of sustainability!
86. What do you call a graduate who loves history? A “”degree”” of history buff!
87. Why did the graduate study linguistics? They wanted to “”converse”” their way to success!
88. How do you compliment a graduate studying biology? “”Your future is going to be ‘blooming’ amazing!””
89. What did the environmental science major say to their friends? “”I’m ready to ‘conserve’ and conquer!””
90. Why did the graduate become an architect? They had a “”degree”” of design!
91. How do graduates stay emotionally balanced? They have a “”degree”” of resilience!
92. What do you call a graduate who loves sports? A “”degree”” of athleticism!
93. Why did the graduate study psychology? They wanted to “”analyze”” their way to success!
94. How do you compliment a graduate studying chemistry? “”Your future is going to be ‘element’-ary fantastic!””
95. What did the philosophy major say to their friends? “”I’m ready to ‘ponder’ my path forward!””
96. Why did the graduate become a musician? They had a “”degree”” of talent!
As you toss your caps and embark on your future adventures, don’t forget to keep that laughter alive.
These graduation jokes may have brought a smile today, but remember, life’s full of punchlines waiting to be discovered.
Congrats, go conquer the world with humor and wit!
