64+ Hilarious Farm Jokes That’ll Make You Roll in the Hay!

Ready to milk those funny bones?

Get ready to roll in the hay with the most udderly hilarious farm jokes you’ve ever heard!

From cow-medy to poultry puns, this article is barnyard humor at its finest.

Prepare to snort like a pig and crack up like a rooster!

List Of 64 Hilarious Farm Jokes & Puns

1. Why couldn’t the farmer tell a joke? Because his cows gave him a moo-t point.
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
3. Why couldn’t the pony sing? He was a little horse.
4. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-ntain.
5. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
6. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
7. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef.
8. What do you call a cow that plays basketball? A dairy air.
9. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
10. What do you call a cow on the floor? Ground beef.
11. What do you call a cow with no legs? Flat out of luck.
12. What did the pig say on its birthday? “I’m bacon another year older!”
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
14. How do farmers count cows? With a cow-culator!
15. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”
16. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
17. What do you call a cow that just had a calf? Decalfinated!
18. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
19. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
20. Why was the math book sad on the farm? Because it had too many problems!
21. How do chickens stay fit? They egg-cercise!
22. Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom for advice? Because it was a fungi to be with!
23. What do you call a cow that likes to play guitar? A moo-sician!
24. What did the grape say when it got run over by a tractor? “Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”
25. Why did the farmer ride a steamroller? He wanted to raise mashed potatoes!
26. Why was the sheep arrested at the vegetable farm? For ewe-sing produce without a license!
27. How do chickens bake a cake? With egg-timers!
28. Why did the corn file a police report? It got stalked!
29. How do you make a farmer laugh? Tell them a corny joke!
30. Why did the scarecrow win an Olympic gold medal? Because he was outstanding in his field events!
31. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s pop corn?”
32. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and felt vine-garous!
33. What did the pig say when it knows karate? Pork chop!
34. Why did the chicken go to school? To improve its egg-ucation!
35. How do farmers grow their money? With cabbage patches!
36. What did the grape say to the farmer? “Don’t wine about me, just raisin the bar!”
37. Why did the scarecrow become a comedian? Because it had a lot of corny jokes!
38. How does a farmer count his cows? With a cowculator, of course!
39. Why did the cow go to space? It wanted to see the mooo-n!
40. What did the horse say when it fell? “I’ve fallen, and I can’t giddyup!”
41. How does a farmer mend his pants? With cabbage patches!
42. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
43. What did one ear of corn say to the other? “Don’t look now, but I think we’re being stalked!”
44. Why don’t chickens like playing hide-and-seek? Because they’re always egg-sposed!
45. What do you call a mischievous cow? A practical moooo-ker!
46. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? For being outstanding in his field of research!
47. How do farmers party? They turnip the beet!
48. Why did the pig become an actor? It was tired of being a ham!
49. What do you call a chicken that tells jokes? A comedi-hen!
50. How do farmers navigate the internet? With their mouse!
51. How do pigs talk to each other? They use pig-tures!
52. What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
53. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
54. What did the pig say to the cow during a basketball game? “We’re gonna squeal, we’re gonna squeal!”
55. How do you make a farm dog stop barking? Take away its woofers!
56. What do you call a goat that knows how to play the guitar? Billy Idol!
57. How do you count cows? With a cow-culator, of course!
58. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? A bale-ana!
59. Why did the farmer bury all his money? To make his soil rich!
60. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his farming field!
61. How do you know if a cow is having a bad day? It moos the blues!
62. What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor!
63. How does a farmer cut his hair? With a cabbage patch!
64. What did the sheep say to the shepherd? “I’m falling in love, ewe-ness it!

And there you have it, folks!

We hope these farm jokes brought some laughter to your day and put a smile on your face bigger than a watermelon.

Remember, when life gets mooo-dy, just return to these farm jokes and let the laughter bloom like a field of corn.

Until next time, keep laughing and stay udderly fabulous!

Lorraine Eastman

Lorraine Eastman

Lorraine Eastman, the laughter maestro behind the scenes, is a comedic genius with a knack for tickling funny bones. With her wit and infectious humor, she's dedicated to spreading joy and smiles, one joke at a time.

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