Hey there, all you egg-straordinary kids and egg-static parents!
Get ready to egg-splore a world of yolks, shells, and side-splitting egg jokes that will whisk you away into fits of laughter.
Whether you like ’em sunny-side up or scrambled, these egg-cellent jokes are cracking good fun!
List Of 107 Egg jokes & Puns
1. Why couldn’t the egg make up his mind? He was two yolked!
2. What do you call an egg from outer space? An alien egg!
3. Why couldn’t the egg play cards? Because he had no yolks!
4. What kind of egg likes to party? A jiggly egg!
5. Why couldn’t the egg tell a lie? Because he always cracks up!
6. What do you call an egg from the jungle? A boogie egg!
7. What kind of egg likes to skateboard? An eggcellent egg!
8. Why couldn’t the egg play basketball? He had no yolks!
9. What do you call an egg that’s good at karate? A yolk-do egg!
10. What kind of egg likes to play pranks? A trick egg!
11. Why couldn’t the egg play the guitar? He had no strum!
12. What kind of egg likes to play soccer? A goal egg!
13. What do you call an egg that tells jokes? A funny egg!
14. Why couldn’t the egg play the piano? He had no fingers!
15. What kind of egg likes to swim? A splash egg!
16. What do you call an egg that likes to read? A book egg!
17. Why couldn’t the egg play hockey? He had no puck!
18. What kind of egg likes to dance? A boogie egg!
19. Why couldn’t the egg play baseball? He had no bat!
20. What do you call an egg that likes to sing? A yolky tune egg!
21. Why couldn’t the egg play football? He had no yolk!
22. What kind of egg likes to climb trees? A leafy egg!
23. What do you call an egg that likes to travel? An adventurous egg!
24. Why couldn’t the egg play volleyball? He had no spike!
25. What kind of egg likes to paint? An arty egg!
26. Why couldn’t the egg play the drums? He had no sticks!
27. What do you call an egg that likes to cook? A chef egg!
28. Why couldn’t the egg play tennis? He had no racket!
29. What kind of egg likes to hike? A trail egg!
30. What do you call an egg that likes to garden? A green thumb egg!
31. Why couldn’t the egg play golf? He had no clubs!
32. What kind of egg likes to surf? A wavey egg!
33. What do you call a very artistic egg? A shell-ebrity!
34. Why did the egg refuse to fight in the boxing ring? It didn’t want to get scrambled!
35. What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!
36. What kind of party does an egg like to throw? A yolktastic celebration!
37. How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk!
38. What do you call an egg that can play the piano? An egg-cellent musician!
39. Why did the egg refuse to go to school? It didn’t want to be graded!
40. How do you know when an egg is having a good time? It’s cracking up!
41. What did the egg say to the frying pan? You’re too hot to handle!
42. What do you get when you cross a snake and an egg? An egg-stremely long breakfast!
43. Why did the egg go to the beach? It wanted to soak up the sun!
44. How does an egg travel? By shell-copter!
45. What do you call an egg that’s always telling jokes? A comedi-hen!
46. Why was the egg so good at running track? It had a lot of “albumen” its legs!
47. What did one egg say to the other in the refrigerator? “Egg-squeeze me, could you move over a bit?”
48. Why did the egg get a ticket? It was caught “shell-ebrating” too much!
49. What did the egg say to the spoon? “You’re egg-stremely useful!”
50. How do you catch a runaway egg? Use an egg-net!
51. What do you call an egg with a funny personality? An egg-stroverted comedian!
52. Why did the egg go to school? To get a little egg-ucation!
53. What do you call an egg that likes to jump? A bungee egg!
54. What did the egg say to the pancake? “You’re flipping amazing!”
55. Why do eggs make terrible poker players? Because they can’t keep a straight yolk!
56. How do you throw a space-themed egg party? Planet it carefully!
57. What do you call an egg that’s always telling secrets? An egg-spy!
58. Why did the egg become an astronaut? It wanted to explore new “eggs-plorations”!
59. What did the detective egg say to the suspect? “Egg-scuse me, but you’re under egg-rest!”
60. What do you call an egg with an attitude? A grade-A sass-terpiece!
61. How do you make an egg float? Add “egg-citement” to the water!
62. Why did the egg run for president? It wanted to bring more “eggs-ecutive” orders!
63. What do you call an egg with magical powers? An egg-nigma!
64. Why did the egg go to the party? It heard there would be a “shell-ebration”!
65. How do you fix a broken egg? Use “egg-sellent” glue!
66. What do you call an egg with a cold? An egg-sicle!
67. Why did the egg go to the gym? It wanted to get “egg-specially” fit!
68. How do you make an egg roll? Just give it a little push!
69. What do you call a nervous egg? An eggs-planation!
70. Why did the egg go to school early? It didn’t want to be “egg-sactly” late!
71. What do you call an egg that’s always texting? An egg-moji!
72. How do you organize an egg party? You plan it “egg-stremely” well!
73. What did the egg say to the bread? “You’re my butter half!”
74. Why was the egg such a good comedian? It had great egg-timing!
75. What do you call an egg with superpowers? Egg-ceptional!
76. How do you keep an egg from getting too hot? Use a fan to create egg-breeze!
77. Why did the egg go to the art museum? To learn about “egg-spressionism”!
78. What do you call an egg with a fancy hat? Egg-stravagant!
79. Why did the egg win an award? For being egg-ceptional!
80. How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolke!
81. What do you call an egg that loves to travel? An egg-splorer!
82. Why did the egg go to the computer store? It wanted to get egg-ucated!
83. How do you make an egg sneeze? Pepper it with jokes!
84. What do you call an egg that can dance? The egg-stravaganza!
85. Why did the egg go to school to learn about chick-ology!
86. How do you turn an egg into a comedian? Just crack it up!
87. What did the egg say when it finished a marathon? “Egg-celent job!”
88. Why did the egg go to medical school? To become an “egg-spert” doctor!
89. How do you make a scrambled egg? You whisk it good!
90. What do you call a famous egg? An eggs-hibitionist!
91. Why was the egg so happy? It was egg-static!
92. How do you know an egg is a good singer? It has “egg-traordinary” vocal cords!
93. What do you call an egg on a pogo stick? An egg-citing bouncer!
94. Why did the egg join the theater group? It wanted to get “egg-sperience” in acting!
95. How do you throw an egg party in space? You planet!
96. What did the egg say to the toaster? “You crack me up!”
97. Why did the egg become a detective? It loved to crack cases!
98. How do you know an egg is a great writer? It has egg-squisite penmanship!
99. What do you call an egg that’s always on time? An egg-xact clock!
100. Why did the egg get a job at the bakery? It kneaded the dough!
101. How do you catch a sneaky egg? With an egg-trap!
102. What do you call an egg that can fly? An egg-plane!
103. Why did the egg go to the gym? To get a little “shell-fitness”!
104. How do you know an egg is a math whiz? It’s “eggs-ceptionally” good at calculations!
105. What do you call an egg with sunglasses? An egg-stremely cool dude!
106. Why did the egg cross the road? To prove it wasn’t a chicken!
107. How do you keep an egg from laughing? Just give it a stern yolk!
And that’s a wrap, egg-sperts of laughter!
We hope you had an egg-ceptional time cracking up with our egg-stra funny jokes.
Don’t be chicken, share the laughter with your friends and family!
Until next time, keep on egg-ploring the sunny side of humor!
