Welcome, fellow quack enthusiasts, to a pond of pure comedy!
We’ve gathered the most side-splitting duck jokes, guaranteed to tickle your feathers and leave you in fits of laughter.
So, grab your duck floaties and prepare to dive into a world of quacktastic humor!
114 Duck Jokes & Puns List
1. Why couldn’t the duck play baseball? Because he didn’t have any arms!
2. What do you call a duck that tells jokes? A quack up!
3. Why couldn’t the duck cross the road? Because he didn’t have the guts!
4. What do you call a duck that robs a bank? A duckup!
5. What do you call a duck that flies upside down? A ducked up duck!
6. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow hat? Because he kept putting it on his head!
7. What do you call a duck that works at a hardware store? A screw-duck!
8. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow shoes? Because he kept putting them on his webbed feet!
9. What do you call a duck that surfs the web? A web-duck!
10. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow car? Because he kept driving it into the pond!
11. What do you call a duck that works at a library? A book-duck!
12. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow house? Because he kept swimming into the pond!
13. What do you call a duck that works at a grocery store? A checkout duck!
14. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow wife? Because he kept marrying the wrong duck!
15. What do you call a duck that works at a restaurant? A waiter duck!
16. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow phone? Because he kept quacking it into the pond!
17. What do you call a duck that works at a zoo? A zoo-duck!
18. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow job? Because he kept quacking up interviews!
19. What do you call a duck that works at a school? A teach-duck!
20. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow car keys? Because he kept dropping them in the pond!
21. What do you call a duck that works at a farm? A farm-duck!
22. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow glasses? Because he kept dropping them in the pond!
23. What do you call a duck that works at a hospital? A doctduck!
24. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow money? Because he kept dropping it in the pond!
25. What do you call a duck that works at a bank? A loan-duck!
26. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow remote? Because he kept dropping it in the pond!
27. What do you call a duck that works at a factory? An assembly-duck!
28. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow socks? Because he kept dropping them in the pond!
29. What do you call a duck that works at a bakery? A baker-duck!
30. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow shoes? Because he kept dropping them in the pond!
31. What do you call a duck that works at a hotel? A bell-duck!
32. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow hat? Because he kept dropping it in the pond!
33. What do you call a duck that works at a salon? A hair-duck!
34. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow pants? Because he kept dropping them in the pond!
35. What do you call a duck that works at a fire station? A fire-duck!
36. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow tie? Because he kept dropping it in the pond!
37. What do you call a duck that works at a police station? An officer duck!
38. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow beak? Because he kept dropping it in the pond!
39. What do you call a duck that works at an office? A desk-duck!
40. Why couldn’t the duck find his yellow feathers? Because he kept dropping them in the pond!
41. Why did the duck start a band? Because he had the perfect “quack” and roll attitude!
42. How does a duck ask for a favor? “Can you help me ‘bill’ this envelope?”
43. What do you call a duck that steals from a bank? A “feather” robber!
44. Why don’t ducks like to share their food? Because they’re “a little bit selfish quackers”!
45. What do you call a duck that loves to surf? A “quack”tioner!
46. How do ducks communicate in the digital age? They send “web-feet” messages!
47. Why did the duck become a detective? Because he wanted to “quack” the case!
48. What’s a duck’s favorite TV show? “The Ducktective”!
49. Why did the duck become an astronaut? He wanted to explore “quack” space!
50. How does a duck like his coffee? “Quack”accino!
51. What did the duck say when it bought a lipstick? “Put it on my bill, please!”
52. Why did the duck join a cooking class? He wanted to “quack” the recipe for success!
53. What do you call a duck that loves to dance? A “waddle” hopper!
54. How do you make a duck stop singing? You put it in a “quack”down!
55. Why don’t ducks watch movies? They think they’re too “fowl”!
56. What do you call a duck that loves to travel? A “migratory quacker”!
57. Why did the duck bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the “bill”!
58. What do you call a duck with fangs? A “vampire quack”!
59. How do ducks make decisions? They “flip” a feather!
60. What do you call a duck that loves gardening? A “quackpot”!
61. Why did the duck join a rock band? Because he wanted to be a “drake” star!
62. What’s a duck’s favorite vegetable? “Quack”-oli!
63. How do ducks celebrate their birthdays? With a “quack”tacular party!
64. What do you call a duck that’s a comedian? A “quack”up!
65. Why did the duck go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw “quack”tures!
66. How do ducks stay organized? They use a “bill” folder!
67. What do you call a duck that’s a computer genius? A “quack” coder!
68. Why did the duck bring an umbrella to the party? It was a “quack” weather forecast!
69. How does a duck ask for a loan? “Can I ‘quack’ a few dollars?”
70. What do you call a duck that’s a martial arts expert? “Wing” chun!
71. Why don’t ducks like to gamble? They’re afraid of “quack”pot!
72. What do you call a duck that’s a lawyer? A “quack”titioner!
73. Why did the duck go to the doctor? It had a case of “quackle”!
74. How do ducks communicate during a game? They use “quack” signals!
75. What’s a duck’s favorite board game? “Quackerjack!
76. Why did the duck refuse to fly south for the winter?It had a “fear of flying”!
77. What do you call a duck that’s always nosy? A “quack”arazzi!
78. How do ducks write love letters? They use “quill” pens!
79. Why did the duck bring a towel to the party? In case he wanted to “quack” dry jokes!
80. What do you call a duck that’s an expert skier? A “quack”slalom!
81. Why don’t ducks tell secrets? They’re afraid of “quack” leakage!
82. How do ducks stay in shape? They “quack”ercise regularly!
83. What do you call a duck that plays basketball? A “slam duck”!
84. Why did the duck get kicked out of the bar? It couldn’t pay the “bill”!
85. What do you call a duck with a great singing voice? “Quackie Chan”!
86. How do ducks organize parties? They “quack” the guest list!
87. Why did the duck become a fashion designer? It had an eye for “quack”ture!
88. What’s a duck’s favorite instrument? The “quacklele”!
89. Why don’t ducks wear tight clothing? They prefer to “quack” comfortably!
90. What do you call a duck that loves rock music? A “quack” n’ roller!
91. How does a duck ask for directions? “Can you ‘quack’ me the way?”
92. Why did the duck bring a suitcase to the pond? It was going on a “quack”ation!
93. What do you call a duck that’s a magician? “Quack”abracadabra!
94. Why did the duck become a teacher? It wanted to help others “quack” their potential!
95. How do ducks keep their money safe? They use “quack” safes!
96. What do you call a duck with a fancy car? A “quack”sluxury!
97. Why did the duck become a lawyer? It was good at “quack”tioning witnesses!
98. What’s a duck’s favorite dessert? “Quack”lava cake!
99. How do ducks greet each other? With a friendly “quack” hello!
100. Why don’t ducks tell secrets in public? They’re afraid of a “quack” of privacy!
101. What do you call a duck that loves to gamble? A “luck”y quacker!
102. How do ducks get around the city? They take the “quack”taxi!
103. Why did the duck become a doctor? It wanted to “quack” down on germs!
104. What do you call a duck that’s a music conductor? A “quack”phony!
105. How do ducks perform magic tricks? They say “quack”adabra!
106. What’s a duck’s favorite type of music? “Quack” and roll!
107. Why did the duck join a gym? It wanted to “quack” some muscles!
108. How do ducks go on dates? They “quack” out with each other!
109. What do you call a duck with no wings? “Ground”ed quacker!
110. Why did the duck get into the comedy business? It had a “quack” for making people laugh!
111. How do ducks send messages? They “quack” the code!
112. What’s a duck’s favorite type of movie? “Quack”tion!
113. Why don’t ducks use smartphones? They prefer “quack”berry devices!
114. What do you call a duck with no sense of direction? A “quack”ward!
Before we bid you adieu, remember to keep your quack game strong and share these duck jokes with your friends.
After all, laughter is contagious, just like a flock of ducks in hilarious harmony! Stay quacking, my friends!
