Hey there, fellow donut enthusiasts and pun aficionados!
Prepare to sprinkle some laughter into your day as we serve up a scrumptious batch of ‘hole’-some donut puns.
Whether you’re a ‘glaze’ seeker or a ‘sprinkle’ lover, get ready to have a ‘dough-nutty’ good time!
146 Donut puns & Jokes List
1. What do you call a donut that flies? A glazed airdoughnut.
2. Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the drowning donut? It was a jelly doughnut.
3. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
4. What do you call a donut that gets bullied? A tormented dough.
5. Why couldn’t the baker make up his mind? He was in two doughnuts.
6. Why couldn’t the baker remember the donut recipe? He had alzheimers doughnut.
7. What do you call a donut that tells jokes? A funny doughnut.
8. Why couldn’t the baker find his donut cutter? He lost his doughnut mold.
9. What do you call a donut that likes to exercise? A fit doughnut.
10. Why couldn’t the donut cross the road? Because it ran out of batter-y.
11. What do you call a donut that likes to travel? A globetrotter doughnut.
12. Why couldn’t the donut sleep? It had too much sugar rush.
13. What do you call a donut that likes to read? A book doughnut.
14. Why couldn’t the donut make up its mind? It was two doughnuts.
15. What do you call a donut that likes to sing? A doughnut diva.
16. Why couldn’t the donut find its way home? It got glazed.
17. What do you call a donut that likes to party? A doughnut rave.
18. What do donuts say to cheer each other up? “Donut worry, be glazy!”
19. Why did the donut get promoted? It had a hole lot of potential!
20. How do donuts stay in shape? They do plenty of dough-robics!
21. Why did the donut break up with the bagel? It just couldn’t handle the hole truth!
22. What did the donut say to the coffee? “You complete me, java-mazing!”
23. How do donuts throw a party? They glaze the dance floor with sweetness!
24. What did the donut call its autobiography? “The Hole Story of My Life!”
25. Why did the donut go to school? It wanted to become a hole-some scholar!
26. Why did the donut go to therapy? It had some deep-fried issues to sort out!
27. What’s a donut’s favorite instrument? The “dough-silophone!”
28. How do donuts express love? They sprinkle it with affection!
29. What’s a donut’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Fortune-nuts!”
30. What did the donut say to the jelly-filled one? “You’re jam-tastic!”
31. How do donuts get around town? They take the “gla-ze”way!
32. What’s a donut’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a “hole” lot of comedy!
33. Why did the donut become an astronaut? It wanted to explore the universe’s sweetest spots!
34. How do donuts solve problems? They glaze over them with optimism!
35. What did the donut say to the cupcake? “You’re just a muffin pretending to be me!”
36. How do donuts send secret messages? They use glaze code!
37. Why did the donut start a band? It wanted to make some “dough-re-mi!”
38. How do donuts handle stress? They take a “powdered” nap!
39. What’s a donut’s favorite flower? A “dozen-daisy!”
40. How do donuts make decisions? They trust their “gut” feeling!
41. Why did the donut win an award? It was the “glazing” star of the show!
42. What’s a donut’s favorite sport? Hole-in-one golf!
43. How do donuts express surprise? They go “whoa-nut!”
44. What did the donut say to the cookie? “You’re one tough cookie, but I’m one tough dough-nut!”
45. Why did the donut go to the beach? To get a “tan-glaze!”
46. How do donuts make phone calls? They use “sprinkled-dialing!”
47. What’s a donut’s favorite type of humor? Puns, they’re glaze-fully funny!
48. Why did the donut go to school early? It didn’t want to be “dough-layed!”
49. How do donuts sing in harmony? They use their “filling” voices!
50. What’s a donut’s favorite song? “Donut Stop Believin’!”
51. How do donuts show appreciation? They give a “hole-hearted” thank you!
52. Why did the donut become a detective? It loved solving “sprinkle-tastic” mysteries!
53. What’s a donut’s favorite social media platform? “Insta-glaze!”
54. How do donuts apologize? They say, “I’m glaze-sorry!”
55. What did the donut say to the croissant? “You’re just a flaky imposter!”
56. Why did the donut go on a diet? It was feeling a bit too “jelly-belly!”
57. How do donuts communicate with aliens? They use “space-glaze!”
58. What’s a donut’s favorite game? “Hole-y Cow!”
59. How do donuts prepare for exams? They “dough” their best!
60. What did the donut say on its wedding day? “I glaze, take you, to be my lawfully fried partner!”
61. Why did the donut go to the party? To “sprinkle” some joy around!
62. How do donuts stay warm in winter? They wear “dough-ble” layers!
63. What’s a donut’s favorite dance move? The “jelly-roll!”
64. Why did the donut go to the dentist? It had a cavity in its “sweet tooth!”
65. How do donuts apologize in French? “Pardon my dou-t!”
66. What’s a donut’s favorite board game? “Dough-minoes!”
67. Why did the donut go to the library? To check out some “hole-y” books!
68. How do donuts tell jokes? They give it a “sprinkle” of humor!
69. What did the donut say to the hat? “You’re looking quite ‘hole’-some!”
70. Why did the donut go to the movie theater? It wanted to see a “cinna-glazed” blockbuster!
71. How do donuts find their soulmates? Through “e-clair-voyance!”
72. What’s a donut’s favorite superhero? “Captain Ameri-glazed!”
73. Why did the donut start a blog? To share its “filling” thoughts with the world!
74. How do donuts send mail? Through the “post-dough-ffice!”
75. What did the donut say to the cookie? “You’re one smart ‘snack-tivist!'”
76. Why did the donut start a band? For the “gla-ze” of fame!
77. How do donuts play hide-and-seek? They find the best “dough-t” spots!
78. What’s a donut’s favorite kind of weather? “Sprinkle” showers!
79. Why did the donut win an award? It was the “whole” package of sweetness!
80. How do donuts handle a bad day? They take a “dough-break!”
81. What did the donut say to the pancake? “You’re a flat-out imposter!”
82. Why did the donut become an artist? It wanted to paint the town “glaze-tastic!”
83. How do donuts write love letters? With “sugar-coated” words!
84. What’s a donut’s favorite game console? The “dough-box!”
85. Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a “sprinkle” of dental care!
86. How do donuts play soccer? With plenty of “dough-fense” and “glaze-kicking” moves!
87. What did the donut say to the cookie at the gym? “Do you even glaze, bro?”
88. Why did the donut start meditating? It wanted to find its “inner-glaze!”
89. How do donuts plan a surprise party? With “filling” secrecy!
90. What’s a donut’s favorite time of day? “Doughnut” time like the present!
91. Why did the donut become a detective? It wanted to solve the case of the missing “dough-nuts”!
92. What did the donut say to the croissant? “You’re just a flaky imposter!”
93. Why did the donut go on a diet? It was feeling a bit too “jelly-belly!”
94. How do donuts communicate with aliens? They use “space-glaze!”
95. What’s a donut’s favorite game? “Hole-y Cow!”
96. How do donuts prepare for exams? They “dough” their best!
97. What did the donut say on its wedding day? “I glaze, take you, to be my lawfully fried partner!”
98. Why did the donut go to the party? To “sprinkle” some joy around!
99. How do donuts stay warm in winter? They wear “dough-ble” layers!
100. What’s a donut’s favorite dance move? The “jelly-roll!”
101. Why did the donut go to the dentist? It had a cavity in its “sweet tooth!”
102. How do donuts apologize in French? “Pardon my dou-t!”
103. What’s a donut’s favorite board game? “Dough-minoes!”
104. Why did the donut go to the library? To check out some “hole-y” books!
105. How do donuts tell jokes? They give it a “sprinkle” of humor!
106. What did the donut say to the hat? “You’re looking quite ‘hole’-some!”
107. Why did the donut go to the movie theater? It wanted to see a “cinna-glazed” blockbuster!
108. How do donuts find their soulmates? Through “e-clair-voyance!”
109. What’s a donut’s favorite superhero? “Captain Ameri-glazed!”
110. Why did the donut start a blog? To share its “filling” thoughts with the world!
111. How do donuts send mail? Through the “post-dough-ffice!”
112. What did the donut say to the cookie? “You’re one smart ‘snack-tivist!'”
113. Why did the donut start a band? For the “gla-ze” of fame!
114. How do donuts play hide-and-seek? They find the best “dough-t” spots!
115. What’s a donut’s favorite kind of weather? “Sprinkle” showers!
116. Why did the donut win an award? It was the “whole” package of sweetness!
117. How do donuts handle a bad day? They take a “dough-break!”
118. What did the donut say to the pancake? “You’re a flat-out imposter!”
119. Why did the donut become an artist? It wanted to paint the town “glaze-tastic!”
120. How do donuts write love letters? With “sugar-coated” words!
121. What’s a donut’s favorite game console? The “dough-box!”
122. Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a “sprinkle” of dental care!
123. How do donuts play soccer? With plenty of “dough-fense” and “glaze-kicking” moves!
124. What did the donut say to the cookie at the gym? “Do you even glaze, bro?”
125. Why did the donut start meditating? It wanted to find its “inner-glaze!”
126. How do donuts plan a surprise party? With “filling” secrecy!
127. What’s a donut’s favorite time of day? “Doughnut” time like the present!
128. Why did the donut become a detective? It wanted to solve the case of the missing “dough-nuts”!
129. What did the donut say to the croissant? “You’re just a flaky imposter!”
130. Why did the donut go on a diet? It was feeling a bit too “jelly-belly!”
131. How do donuts communicate with aliens? They use “space-glaze!”
132. What’s a donut’s favorite game? “Hole-y Cow!”
133. How do donuts prepare for exams? They “dough” their best!
134. What did the donut say on its wedding day? “I glaze, take you, to be my lawfully fried partner!”
135. Why did the donut go to the party? To “sprinkle” some joy around!
136. How do donuts stay warm in winter? They wear “dough-ble” layers!
137. What’s a donut’s favorite dance move? The “jelly-roll!”
138. Why did the donut go to the dentist? It had a cavity in its “sweet tooth!”
139. How do donuts apologize in French? “Pardon my dou-t!”
140. What’s a donut’s favorite board game? “Dough-minoes!”
141. Why did the donut go to the library? To check out some “hole-y” books!
142. How do donuts tell jokes? They give it a “sprinkle” of humor!
143. What did the donut say to the hat? “You’re looking quite ‘hole’-some!”
144. Why did the donut go to the movie theater? It wanted to see a “cinna-glazed” blockbuster!
145. How do donuts find their soulmates? Through “e-clair-voyance!”
146. What’s a donut’s favorite superhero? “Captain Ameri-glazed!”
Before we ‘hole’ it a day, we hope these ‘dough-lightful’ donut puns brought a smile to your face and a craving for both wordplay and real pastries.
Keep spreading the ‘glaze’ of laughter and remember, life is better with a sprinkle of humor!
Stay ‘dough-tastic,’ my friends!
