86+ Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes That Will Make You Jurassic With Laughter!

Welcome, fellow time travelers, to a prehistoric party of puns and laughter!

We’re about to dig into a land where T-Rex’s sense of humor reigns supreme, and where laughter echoes through the ages.

Get ready to roll with laughter as we unveil the most side-splitting dinosaur jokes that will have you roaring with delight!

86 Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes & Puns

1. Why couldn’t the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he’s extinct.
2. What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
3. Why don’t dinosaurs talk? Because they’re extinct.
4. What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog? A do-you-think-he-saurus.
5. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
6. Why couldn’t the Tyrannosaurus count to ten? Because he kept losing his arm.
7. What do you call a dinosaur that’s never late? A punc-tualosaurus.
8. Why couldn’t the Stegosaurus make it to the party? He had plates to clean.
9. Why couldn’t the Triceratops eat dessert? Because he had no sweet tooth!
10. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A try-hardasaurus.
11. What do you call a dinosaur that eats with bad manners? A tyrannosaurus snax.
12. Why did the dinosaur go to school? To improve its dino-sore skills!
13. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A try-ceratops!
14. How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks!
15. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of pizza? Prehistoric supreme!
16. Why did the T-Rex go on a diet? It wanted to become a more fossil-lated version of itself!
17. What did the dinosaur say after finishing a tasty meal? “That hit the dino-spot!”
18. How did the dinosaur feel after a long workout? Saur and tired!
19. What do you call a dinosaur that’s always on time? A prompt-aceratops!
20. Why don’t dinosaurs ever go out to eat? They can’t find a restaurant that serves “Prontosaurus” meals!
21. What did the dinosaur use to make its bed? A dino-saw!
22. How do you ask a dinosaur to take care of something for you? “Can you keep an eye-Rex on this?”
23. Why don’t dinosaurs use smartphones? They can’t handle “extinct” messages!
24. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite way to relax? With a dino-soar bubble bath!
25. What did the paleontologist say when he found a fossilized dino-chocolate? “It’s dino-delicious!”
26. How do you know if a dinosaur has been in your fridge? The leftovers are all dino-sore!
27. Why did the dinosaur start a band? It had an enormous-appetite for music!
28. What do you get when a dinosaur scores a goal? A dino-mite celebration!
29. What did the vegetarian dinosaur say to the meat-eating dinosaur? “Lettuce be friends!”
30. What did the dinosaur detective say to solve the mystery? “I’ll get to the bottom of this. It’s a dino-sure!”
31. How do dinosaurs keep their breath fresh? They use dino-mint toothpaste!
32. Why did the dinosaur bring a ladder to the bar? It wanted to reach new heights of dino-sore!
33. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of exercise? Dino-jogging!
34. How did the dinosaur feel when it lost its tail? Dis-Dino-paointed!
35. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite place to shop? The mall-saurus!
36. Why did the dinosaur bring a chicken to the party? He heard they could really “shake-a-saurus” on the dance floor!
37. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of music? Rock-a-saurus!
38. Why did the dinosaur take a vacation to the beach? It wanted to be dino-sand and relax!
39. What do you call a dinosaur that loves playing practical jokes? A prank-a-saurus!
40. How does a dinosaur send a love letter? With dino-sauropods!
41. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite board game? Juras-sick Park!
42. What do you call a dinosaur that likes to go fast? A velociraptor!
43. Why did the dinosaur join the circus? It wanted to be a dino-sawcer!
44. How do you know if a dinosaur is having a bad hair day? It gets in a tangle-a-saurus!
45. Why was the dinosaur cold? It left its “Brontoscarf” at home!
46. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firefighter? A “Bronto-fireman”!
47. How did the dinosaur feel after telling a funny joke? Pteroble!
48. What do you call a dinosaur that likes playing hide-and-seek? A sauro-lover!
49. Why did the dinosaur go to therapy? It had some “tyranno-emotional” issues!
50. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a great storyteller? A dino-narrator!
51. Why did the dinosaur go to the movies alone? It couldn’t find a dino-companion!
52. What do you call a dinosaur that plays guitar? A rock-a-saurus!
53. How does a dinosaur keep its skin looking fresh? It uses “Jurassic” creams!
54. Why don’t dinosaurs like shopping malls? They’re too dino-crowded!
55. What do you call a dinosaur that loves to paint? A dino-saurtist!
56. How did the dinosaur express its love? It said, “You’re dino-mite!”
57. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a great mathematician? A trigonosaurus!
58. Why did the dinosaur start a comedy club? It wanted to bring the dino-laughs!
59. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite dance move? The “tyranno-twist”!
60. How do you make a dinosaur float? Two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and a sprinkle of “dino-cherry” on top!
61. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a famous actor? A dino-star!
62. Why did the dinosaur bring a suitcase to the party? It wanted to “tricera-pack” all its stuff!
63. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite city? Brachio-lona!
64. Why did the dinosaur become a comedian? It had a great sense of “dino-humor”!
65. What do you call a dinosaur that can solve any problem? A diplodo-problem-solver!
66. How do you invite a dinosaur to your birthday party? “Come dino-celebrate with us!”
67. What did the dinosaur say when it couldn’t find its car keys? “I’m feeling pretty dino-stressed!”
68. Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor? It had a major case of dino-sore throat!
69. What do you call a dinosaur that loves photography? A “shutter-saurus”!
70. Why did the dinosaur start a gardening club? It wanted to grow its own dino-sours!
71. How do dinosaurs stay in shape? They do “pterobics”!
72. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of coffee? Saur-caf!
73. How do you get a dinosaur to stop charging? You take away its credit card!
74. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite kind of sandwich? A “pterodactyltuna” melt!
75. Why don’t dinosaurs ever get lost? They have great “landmark-saurus”!
76. How did the dinosaur feel after a long day of work? Extincted!
77. What do you call a dinosaur that’s really good at basketball? A slam-dunk-a-saurus!
78. Why did the dinosaur bring a ladder to the concert? It wanted a “pterodactyl-view”!
79. How do you throw a dinosaur party? You prehistoric it!
80. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite exercise? T-rexercise!
81. Why did the dinosaur eat the math homework? It heard it had a lot of “story-ops”!
82. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a great comedian? A stand-up-saurus!
83. Why did the dinosaur start a bakery? It wanted to make “dino-breads”!
84. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite sport? Fossil-ball!
85. How do you apologize to a dinosaur? “I’m sorry, that was a real faux-pas-saurus!”
86. What do you call a dinosaur that loves to read books? A Bronto-scholar!

And there you have it, folks!

We hope these dinosaur jokes brought some laughter to your day and transported you back to a time when laughter echoed through the ancient jungles.

Remember, even dinosaurs had a sense of humor, and we’re sure they would have had a field day with these jokes.

So keep smiling, stay punny, and remember to keep that T-Rex-sized grin on your face until we meet again in the land of laughter!

Lorraine Eastman

Lorraine Eastman

Lorraine Eastman, the laughter maestro behind the scenes, is a comedic genius with a knack for tickling funny bones. With her wit and infectious humor, she's dedicated to spreading joy and smiles, one joke at a time.

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