Cricket lovers, get ready to bowl over with laughter!
We’ve got a rib-tickling collection of cricket jokes that will have you cheering in stitches.
From googlies to silly mid-ons, brace yourself for a barrel of chuckles!
100 Hilarious Cricket Jokes & Puns List
1. Why couldn’t the cricket play baseball? He didn’t have enough batsmen on his team.
2. What do you call a cricket that can’t chirp? A mute-ant.
3. Why couldn’t the cricket make a phone call? He didn’t have enough cricket credits.
4. What do you call a cricket that loves to dance? A groovy-ant.
5. Why couldn’t the cricket see the movie? The ticket prices were too high for his chirps.
6. What do you call a cricket that loves to sing? A chirper.
7. Why couldn’t the cricket find his keys? He misplaced them in all that grass.
8. What do you call a cricket that loves to read? A book-ant.
9. Why couldn’t the cricket find his car? He parked it in the tall grass.
10. What do you call a cricket that loves to travel? An adventurous-ant.
11. Why couldn’t the cricket find his glasses? He misplaced them in all that tall grass.
12. What do you call a cricket that loves to cook? A chef-ant.
13. Why couldn’t the cricket find his wallet? He lost it in all that tall grass.
14. What do you call a cricket that loves to write? A scribble-ant.
15. Why couldn’t the cricket find his phone? He left it charging in the tall grass.
16. What do you call a cricket that loves to draw? An artist-ant.
17. Why couldn’t the cricket find his keys? He left them in the tall grass and now they’re history.
18. What do you call a cricket that loves to garden? A green-ant.
19. Why couldn’t the cricket find his remote? He left it in the tall grass and now it’s anyone’s guess.
20. What do you call a cricket that loves to exercise? A fit-ant.
21. Why couldn’t the cricket find his hat? He misplaced it in all that tall grass and now it’s a goner.
22. What do you call a cricket that loves to play sports? An athlete-ant.
23. Why couldn’t the cricket find his shoe? He left it in the tall grass and now it’s a long shot.
24. What do you call a cricket that loves to play video games? A gamer-ant.
25. Why couldn’t the cricket find his lunch? He packed it in the tall grass and now it’s a goner.
26. What do you call a cricket that loves to surf the web? An internet-ant.
27. Why couldn’t the cricket find his homework? He left it in the tall grass and now it’s six feet under.
28. What do you call a cricket that loves to take naps? A sleepy-ant.
29. Why couldn’t the cricket find his umbrella? He left it in the tall grass and now it’s a lost cause.
30. What do you call a cricket that loves to tell jokes? A funny-ant.
31. Why couldn’t the cricket find his pet? He lost it in all that tall grass and now it’s nowhere to be found.
32. What do you call a cricket that loves to play pranks? A trickster-ant.
33. Why did the cricket player bring string to the game? He wanted to tie the score!
34. How do cricket players stay cool during a match? They use their “bats” to fan themselves!
35. What do you call a cricket match between insects? A bug-bowl!
36. Why was the cricket team so good at math? They knew how to “sum” up the runs!
37. How did the cricket get a raise? It bowled over its boss with impressive performances!
38. Why did the cricket player go to jail? He was caught stealing all the “stumps” from the field!
39. What do you call a cricket player who can predict the future? A “clair-voy-ant”!
40. How do cricket players like to travel? In a “boundary” car!
41. Why did the cricket ball refuse to play? It felt deflated about its role in the game!
42. Why did the cricket team open a bakery? They wanted to make lots of “buns”!
43. What did the cricket coach say to the batsman who was always late? “You need to be more timely at the crease!”
44. How did the cricket player apologize for his mistake? He said, “I’m really sorry, it was just a ‘pitch’-er of the moment decision!”
45. Why did the cricket ball start telling jokes? It wanted to become the “funniest” ball in the game!
46. What do cricket players do on Halloween? They go “creeping” around the neighborhood!
47. Why did the cricket player bring an umbrella to the game? In case it started “raining” sixes!
48. How do cricket players stay organized? They always “field” their way around things!
49. What’s a cricket’s favorite instrument? The “bat”on!
50. Why was the cricket team so good at singing? They always hit the right “pitch”!
51. What did the cricket coach say to the bowler who couldn’t stop laughing? “Stop being such a ‘wicket’-comedian!”
52. How do cricket players celebrate their victories? They have a “stump”-endous party!
53. What do you call a cricket player who can’t stop moving? A “wanderer”!
54. Why did the cricket player bring a ladder to the game? To reach new “heights” in his career!
55. What do cricket players do when they can’t find the ball? They search high and “bowl”!
56. Why did the cricket player go to school? To improve his “catch”-abilities!
57. What’s a cricket’s favorite type of music? Hip-“hop”!
58. How do cricket players stay warm during winter games? They wear “in-swingers”!
59. Why did the cricket player go to the bank? To get some “runs” of credit!
60. What did the cricket coach say to the team before the match? “Let’s hit them for ‘six’ and ‘out’-class them!”
61. How do cricket players keep track of their scores? They use a “beetle”-counter!
62. Why was the cricket team always so well-dressed? They believed in “staying sharp” on the field!
63. What do you call a cricket player who can’t stop sneezing? “All-ergic” to the game!
64. How did the cricket player react when he found out he was traded to another team? He “bounced” back in excitement!
65. Why did the cricket ball become an artist? It wanted to create “masterpieces” on the pitch!
66. What do cricket players use to send messages to each other? “Boundary”-mail!
67. How do cricket players keep their cool in high-pressure situations? They remember to “breathe” easy!
68. Why did the cricket player bring a ladder to the game? To “reach” new heights in his career!
69. How do cricket players stay fit during the off-season? They do “butterfly” exercises!
70. What’s a cricket’s favorite dance move? The “spin”-ning top!
71. Why did the cricket player bring a map to the game? He didn’t want to get “lost” in the field!
72. What do cricket players do when they are feeling down? They “bowl” their eyes out!
73. How do cricket players keep track of time? They use a “wrist”watch!
74. Why did the cricket player start a band? He wanted to be a “hit” on and off the field!
75. What do cricket players do at the beach? They play “sand” cricket!
76. Why did the cricket ball go to school? It wanted to be a “class”-act on the pitch!
77. How do cricket players throw a surprise party? They “catch” their teammates off guard!
78. What’s a cricket’s favorite holiday? “Catch”-mas!
79. Why did the cricket player join a circus? He loved to show off his “spin”-ning skills!
80. How do cricket players listen to music? They use “stump”-hones!
81. Why did the cricket player bring a mirror to the game? To practice his “reflect”-ions!
82. What’s a cricket’s favorite vegetable? The “bowl”-ed potato!
83. Why did the cricket team throw a party at the bakery? They wanted to have a “ball”!
84. How do cricket players stay fit? They have a “field” day at the gym!
85. What do cricket players do when they’re feeling cold? They “bowl” themselves up in blankets!
86. Why did the cricket player bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to “rise” above the competition!
87. How did the cricket player become a detective? He was great at “catch”-ing the culprits!
88. What do cricket players do when they’re feeling sleepy? They “stump”-ble to bed!
89. Why did the cricket ball go to school? It wanted to be a “class”-act on the pitch!
90. How do cricket players throw a surprise party? They “catch” their teammates off guard!
91. What’s a cricket’s favorite holiday? “Catch”-mas!
92. Why did the cricket player join a circus? He loved to show off his “spin”-ning skills!
93. How do cricket players listen to music? They use “stump”-hones!
94. Why did the cricket player bring a mirror to the game? To practice his “reflect”-ions!
95. What’s a cricket’s favorite vegetable? The “bowl”-ed potato!
96. Why did the cricket team throw a party at the bakery? They wanted to have a “ball”!
97. How do cricket players stay fit? They have a “field” day at the gym!
98. What do cricket players do when they’re feeling cold? They “bowl” themselves up in blankets!
99. Why did the cricket player bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to “rise” above the competition!
100. How did the cricket player become a detective? He was great at “catch”-ing the culprits!
It’s time to call it a day, but the laughs don’t have to end!
Share these cricket jokes with your fellow fans and keep the good times rolling.
Remember, when life bowls you a bouncer, just hit it for a six of laughter!
