Howdy, pardner!
Saddle up and get ready for a wild ride through the hilarious world of cowboy jokes.
From dusty saloons to wide-open prairies, these rib-ticklers will have you hollerin’ with laughter faster than a bull in a china shop.
So grab your spurs and hang on tight, ’cause we’re about to rope in some serious giggles!
91 Hilarious Cowboy Jokes
1. Why couldn’t the cowboy learn how to ride a horse? Because he had too much pride.
2. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese.
3. Why couldn’t the cowboy sing lullabies? He was tone deaf.
4. What do you call a cowboy who just broke up? A singular.
5. What do you call a cowboy who just got dumped? A lonesome.
6. Why couldn’t the cowboy read the map? He was illiterate.
7. What do you call a cowboy who just got a divorce? A lone ranger.
8. Why couldn’t the cowboy ride a horse? He was allergic to hay.
9. What do you call a cowboy who just lost his job? Unemployed.
10. Why couldn’t the cowboy find his horse? It was in stable condition.
11. Why couldn’t the cowboy ride the bull? He was thrown off.
12. What do you call a cowboy who just lost his ranch? Landless.
13. Why couldn’t the cowboy lasso the steer? He had a loose grip.
14. What do you call a cowboy who just lost his hat? Bareheaded.
15. Why couldn’t the cowboy ride the mustang? It was too wild.
16. What do you call a cowboy who just lost his boots? Footless.
17. What do you call a cowboy who just lost his spurs? Heelless.
18. Why couldn’t the cowboy find his horse? It was in another barn.
19. What do you call a cowboy who just lost his horse? Horseless.
20. Why couldn’t the cowboy lasso the calf? The rope was too short.
21. What do you call a cowboy who just lost his chaps? Trouserless.
22. Why couldn’t the cowboy ride the stallion? It threw him off.
23. What do you call a cowboy who just lost his saddle? Seatless.
24. Why couldn’t the cowboy find his horse? It was in another corral.
25. What do you call a cowboy who just lost his vest? Waistcoatless.
26. Why couldn’t the cowboy lasso the steer? The rope had a knot in it.
27. What do you call a cowboy with a sense of humor? A joke-a-doodle-doo!
28. Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? He wanted a dog that could handle longhorns!
29. How do cowboys keep their horses cool in the summertime? They give ’em mane-icures!
30. What did the cowboy say after he got bucked off his horse? “Well, that was an un-stable relationship!”
31. Why don’t cowboys ever get lonely? They always have their partners for square dances!
32. How do cowboys like their coffee? Stirred, not herd!
33. What do you call a cowboy who likes to play practical jokes? A rodeo clown-prince!
34. Why did the cowboy take up gardening? He wanted to grow some horse-radish!
35. What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of music? Yee-hawp!
36. How do cowboys keep their Stetsons in shape? They hat-tend to them!
37. Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the rodeo? He wanted to reach for the stir-rups!
38. What did the cowboy say to the buffalo who stole his lunch? “Bison, you’ve got some nerve!”
39. How did the cowboy pay for his new saddle? He put it on his stable credit!
40. Why did the cowboy ride his horse to the dentist? He heard he had a bit of a sweet tooth!
41. What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of exercise? Bull-jogging!
42. Why did the cowboy bring a raincoat to the poker game? He heard there might be some flushes!
43. What do you call a cowboy with a rubber toe? Roberto!
44. How did the cowboy break into showbiz? He did some stand-up bronco-medy!
45. Why do cowboys make great astronauts? They’re used to living in a space with no atmosphere!
46. What do you call a cowboy with a chicken on his head? Ranch Dressing!
47. How do cowboys like their steak? They like it well-giddy-up!
48. Why did the cowboy get a job at the bakery? He kneaded dough!
49. What do you call a cowboy who’s always on time? Punctual Rancher!
50. How do cowboys greet each other in the morning? With a “Rise and ride!”
51. What do you call a cowboy’s sleepwalking horse? A night-mare!
52. Why did the cowboy always carry a compass? He wanted to make sure he never went a-rye!
53. What do you call a cowboy who’s always ready to dance? A boogie-woogie broncobuster!
54. How do cowboys do their laundry? With tumbleweed dryers!
55. Why did the cowboy start a band? He wanted to lasso some tunes!
56. What do you call a cowboy who likes to do magic tricks? Hocus Brocus!
57. How do cowboys navigate the internet? They ride the world wide range!
58. Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
59. What’s a cowboy’s favorite subject in school? His-spurs!
60. How do cowboys keep their hats from flying away? They use hat-chel pins!
61. Why did the cowboy become an artist? He wanted to draw his gun quickly!
62. What do you call a cowboy who’s always fumbling with his gun? Bumbling Buckaroo!
63. How do cowboys celebrate their birthdays? With a yee-haw-party!
64. Why did the cowboy go to the library? He wanted to check out some hoof-reading books!
65. What did the cowboy say to his horse when it wouldn’t move? “Quit stall-ion around!”
66. How do cowboys listen to music? With their ear-ranches!
67. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted a dog that could round up cattle with its bark!
68. What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of car? A Ford Mustang!
69. How do cowboys stay in shape? They do lasso-bics!
70. Why did the cowboy bring his guitar to the rodeo? He wanted to strum up some good vibes!
71. What do you call a cowboy who’s always gambling? A high-roller!
72. How do cowboys keep their horses from getting sick? They give ’em plenty of hay-chews!
73. Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the movie theater? He heard the film had a lot of great shoot-outs!
74. What’s a cowboy’s favorite kind of cookie? Bronie-springs!
75. How did the cowboy find his missing boot? He followed the hoofprints!
76. Why do cowboys make great detectives? They know how to track down clues on the dusty trail!
77. What do you call a cowboy with bad luck? Unlucky Buckshot!
78. How do cowboys like their salsa? Boot-er hot!
79. Why did the cowboy join the circus? He wanted to try his hand at lasso de soleil!
80. What’s a cowboy’s favorite video game? Red Dead Redemption!
81. How do cowboys measure their success? In gal-awards!
82. Why did the cowboy bring his dog to the saloon? He heard they had a bark-keeper!
83. What do you call a cowboy who’s always full of energy? A live-wire bronco!
84. How do cowboys like their potatoes? Ranch-fried!
85. Why did the cowboy take up painting? He wanted to capture the true spirit of the wild, wild vest!
86. What do you call a cowboy who loves to play cards? A wild card-sharp!
87. How do cowboys make their beds? They use saddle-lites!
88. What’s a cowboy’s favorite kind of cookie? Rodeo-stones!
89. How do cowboys like their eggs? Stirred in the saddle!
90. Why did the cowboy become a chef? He wanted to grill up some wild-west cuisine!
91. What do you call a cowboy with a harmonica? A twang musician!
Well, folks, it’s time to mosey on outta here.
We hope these cowboy jokes left you grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ a sweet potato.
Remember to share these knee-slappers with your fellow cowpokes, and keep the laughter roped in tight.
Until next time, happy trails and may your chuckles be as endless as the Texas horizon!
