If you think gouda puns are grate, you’ll find these cheese jokes feta than any you’ve ever heard before!
We promise no cheesy sentiments, just some hard-core humor.
Prepare to get your daily dose of hilarity, whether you’re a fan of cheddar or chevre.
We’re not here to string you along, let’s dive into the curd-licious world of cheese jokes that will make you melt with laughter!
116 Dairy Delights Cheese Jokes
1. Why couldn’t the cheese make up its mind? It was too indecisive.
2. What kind of cheese flies? A helicopter.
3. Why couldn’t the cheese play cards? Because it had no hands.
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
5. Why couldn’t the cheese sleep? Because it kept waking up in the middle of the night.
6. What kind of cheese is the best singer? Cheddar a la Frankie.
7. Why couldn’t the cheese find its homework? Because it lost its cheddar.
8. What do you call cheese that goes unnoticed? De brie.
9. What kind of cheese lives in the jungle? Cheetah cheese.
10. Why couldn’t the cheese play the piano? Because it had no fingers.
11. What kind of cheese is always angry? Cheddar the Hutt.
12. What do you call cheese that keeps to itself? Swiss cheese.
13. Why couldn’t the cheese tell a joke? It was too cheesy.
14. What kind of cheese is never on time? Swiss cheese.
15. What do you call cheese that is too proud? Nacho ordinary cheese.
16. What kind of cheese is always in trouble? Gouda-victed cheese.
17. What do you call cheese that goes boating? Skippered cheese.
18. What kind of cheese is always playing music? A jazz cheese.
19. What do you call cheese that fights crime? Provolone.
20. What kind of cheese is always curious? Swiss cheese.
21. What do you call cheese that goes on adventures? Muenster explorer.
22. What kind of cheese is never funny? Cheese that lacks gouda humor.
23. What do you call cheese that likes to travel? Roaming cheese.
24. Why couldn’t the cheese tell a story? It was full of holes.
25. What do you call cheese that likes to exercise? Swiss cheese.
26. What kind of cheese is always grumpy? Cheddar the Hutt.
27. What do you call cheese that likes to party? Muenster party cheese.
28. Why couldn’t the cheese graduate? It didn’t have the Gouda grades.
29. What do you call cheese that goes hiking? Muenster trekker cheese.
30. What kind of cheese is always suspicious? Provolone.
31. What do you call cheese that goes surfing? Shredded cheese.
32. Why couldn’t the cheese do a backflip? It wasn’t very feta.
33. What kind of cheese is always in a hurry? Swiss cheese.
34. What do you call cheese that likes to read? Booked cheese.
35. Why couldn’t the cheese do a handstand? It didn’t have the guts.
36. What do you call cheese that goes skydiving? Daredevil cheese.
37. Why couldn’t the cheese do a cartwheel? It wasn’t very gouda at gymnastics.
38. What do you call cheese that goes fishing? Brie-ait.
39. Why couldn’t the cheese do yoga? It lacked the flexibility.
40. What kind of cheese is always on a diet? Swiss cheese.
41. What do you call cheese that goes camping? Muenster camper.
42. Why couldn’t the cheese do karate? It didn’t have the chops.
43. What kind of cheese is always in a bad mood? Cheddar the Hutt.
44. What do you call cheese that goes skiing? Shredded cheese.
45. Why did the cheese go to therapy? It was feeling a little “grate”ful.
46. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? “Halloumi-nate my beauty!”
47. What did the cheese refuse to play cards? It thought it would get shredded!
48. What type of cheese can perform magic tricks? Gouda the Great!
49. How did the cheese propose to its partner? With a cheesy line, of course: “You feta believe we make a grate pair!”
50. What do you call a nervous cheese? Gorgonzilla!
51. Why did the cheese take up painting? It wanted to brush up on its artistic skills!
52. How do you know if a cheese is good at basketball? It always makes “swish” cheese shots!
53. Why was the cheese always so calm? Because it knew how to keep “brie-thing” under pressure!
54. What do you call a cheese that likes to gossip? A curd of mouth!
55. What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse? Mascarpone!
56. How do you handle an aggressive cheese? You “grate” it out!
57. What do you call a cheese that’s never been on time? Pro-crastin-cheese!
58. How does a cheese greeting usually start? “Cheese, nice to meet you!”
59. Why did the cheese go to the art gallery? It wanted to see the Mona Brie-sa!
60. What did the cheese say to the mirror? “Looking Gouda, feeling feta!”
61. What do you call a cheesy comedian? A pun-dit!
62. How did the cheese celebrate its birthday? With a cheese party, of course. It was a “grate” success!
63. Why was the cheese so good at football? It knew how to kick “ash”!
64. What’s a cheese’s favorite dance move? The Lim-brie-a!
65. How do you make a cheese laugh? Pickle its funny bone!
66. What do you call a cheese that’s not polite? Rude-bega!
67. What’s a cheese’s favorite Beatles song? “Let It Brie!”
68. How does cheese ask for forgiveness? It says, “I’m really sorry if I caused a cheddar disappointment.”
69. Why did the cheese family go on vacation? They wanted to “brie” away from it all!
70. What did the cheese say when it won the lottery? “Oh, feta joy!”
71. How did the cheese try to resolve conflicts? It suggested a “grate” compromise!
72. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of music? R’n’Brie!
73. What did the cheese say when it won a singing competition? “I’m on top of the Brie!”
74. Why did the cheese go to school? To get “muenster” education!
75. How do you know if a cheese is sad? It gets a little “blue”!
76. What do you call a cheese that’s all alone? A prov-alone!
77. What do you call a cheese that likes to rap? Cheddar Rhymes!
78. How do you fix a broken cheese? With “Caerphilly” applied pressure!
79. Why did the cheese get in trouble? It was always causing “rind-stigations”!
80. What do you call a cheese that likes to travel? Roam-an cheese!
81. How do you get a cheese to stop smoking? Take away its lighter!
82. What’s a cheese’s favorite book genre? Whoduncheese!
83. Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
84. How do you make a cheese disappear? Say, “Camembert!”
85. What did the cheese say when it crossed the finish line? “I’m grate at winning!”
86. How did the cheese describe its relationship status? “Single and cheddar-ly!”
87. What’s a cheese’s favorite mode of transportation? A cheesy plane!
88. How do you get a mouse to smile? Say, “Cheese, please!”
89. What do you call a cheese with no manners? Paneer rude!
90. Why did the cheese take a break from the internet? It was feeling a little too “blue” for social media!
91. How does cheese greet each other in the morning? “Gouda morning!”
92. What do you call a cheese that’s an excellent storyteller? A tale-ggio!
93. How do you know if a cheese is a comedian? It always has a “gouda” punchline!
94. What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a horse? Mas-horse-pone!
95. What do you call a cheese that’s been working out? Gruyère muscles!
96. How does cheese apologize after an argument? It says, “I’m sorry for my stinkin’ behavior.”
97. What’s a cheese’s favorite game to play at parties? Brie-ngo!
98. Why did the cheese get promoted at work? It was exceptionally “sharp”!
99. How does a cheese propose? It says, “Will you brie mine!”
100. What’s a cheese’s favorite dance move at parties? The swiss-cheese shuffle!
101. What do you call a cheese that tells lies? A cheesy fib-ber!
102. Why did the cheese blush when it was complimented? Because it was feeling melty!
103. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of movie? A dairy tale!
104. How do you know if a cheese is outgoing? It always has a “gouda” time!
105. What’s a cheese’s favorite board game? Camem-bert!
106. Why did the cheese take up yoga? It wanted to find its inner “whey”!
107. What do you call a cheese that’s really confident? Self-cheese-steem!
108. How do you make a cheese toastie? Give it a warm “cheese”!
109. What did the cheese say when it joined the gym? “I’m ready to get shredded!”
110. Why did the cheese wear sunglasses? It wanted to avoid being recognized. It was too famous, after all. It was a real “cheese-lebrity”!
111. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of music festival? Gouda-palooza!
112. How do you organize a cheesy party? You plan it “caerphilly”!
113. What did the cheese say when it was asked to tell a joke? “I camem-bert jokes, but I can never remember them!”
114. Why did the cheese become a musician? It wanted to be a “grate” performer!
115. What do you call a cheese that tells jokes in a funny voice? A cheesy impressionist!
116. How do you know if a cheese is a morning person? It always gets “feta” early!
Well, that rounds off our list of whey too funny cheese jokes.
If you’re not laughing, we’d better check if you’ve turned bleu.
Remember, a day without laughter (or cheese) is a day wasted!
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