Looking to add some feline-fueled laughter to your grown-up life?
Meow-vel at our collection of cat jokes for adults that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and unleash your inner kitty chuckles.
Get ready for a paws-itively uproarious time!
85 cat jokes for adults
1. Why couldn’t the cat play baseball? Because he always got fur balls.
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
3. What do you call a cat on the beach? Sandy claws!
4. What do you call a lazy cat? A procrastinator.
5. What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? A chilly cat.
6. What do you call a cat that eats too much? A chonker.
7. What do you call a cat that loves the beach? A sand cat.
8. What do you call a cat that loves to dance? A jitterbug.
9. What do you call a cat that loves to sleep? A snoozer.
10. What do you call a cat that loves to swim? A fish cat.
11. What do you call a cat that loves to sing? A caterwauler.
12. What do you call a cat that loves to run? A speedy cat.
13. What do you call a cat that loves to climb? A climber cat.
14. What do you call a cat that loves to play? A playful cat.
15. What do you call a cat that loves to fight? A scrapper.
16. What do you call a cat that loves to hunt? A hunter cat.
17. What do you call a cat that loves to nap? A snoozy cat.
18. What do you call a cat who’s a stand-up comedian? Purr-former!
19. Why did the cat go to therapy? It had too many “paw-blems.”
20. What’s a feline’s favorite instrument? The cat-ar!
21. Why do cats make terrible poker players? They’re always showing their “purr-fect” poker face!
22. How did the cat get its way in negotiations? With its “purr-suasive” skills!
23. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Meow-caron!
24. What did the cat say when it won the lottery? “Meow-nificent!”
25. How do cats communicate on the internet? They use the “meow-ttach.”
26. Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
27. Why did the cat become a chef? It wanted to “whisker” up some culinary delights!
28. What’s a cat’s favorite dance move? The “Meow-bot!”
29. What do you call a cat who can play the piano? A “key-kitty” virtuoso!
30. How did the cat conquer its fear of water? It learned to “purr-severe”!
31. What’s a cat’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Fortune-tuna!”
32. Why did the cat start a band? It wanted to be a “purr-cussionist!”
33. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare play? “The Meow-chant of Venice!”
34. What do you get when you cross a cat and a dictionary? A “Meow-thesaurus”!
35. Why did the cat break up with its significant other? They had too many “claw-ful” arguments!
36. How do cats stay in shape? They do “purr-ilates” exercises!
37. What do you call a cat who can’t stop talking? A “Chatterbox”!
38. Why did the cat become an astronaut? It wanted to explore “meow-terspace”!
39. What’s a cat’s favorite opera? “The Barber of Sev-mew”!
40. How do cats write secret messages? With “invisible claw-igraphy”!
41. What’s a cat’s favorite place to shop? The “meow-tique” store!
42. Why did the cat join a gym? To work on its “paw-sique”!
43. What do you call a cat that likes to bowl? A “strik-purr”!
44. Why did the cat become a detective? It had a “clue-sense”!
45. What’s a cat’s favorite social media platform? “Purr-stagram”!
46. Why did the cat become a magician? It had some “purr-suasive” tricks up its paw!
47. What’s a cat’s favorite art form? “Paw-traits”!
48. What’s a cat’s favorite movie genre? “Claw-medy”!
49. Why did the cat become a coach? It wanted to lead a “purr-fect” team!
50. How do cats pay for their drinks? They use their “paw-llet”!
51. What do you call a cat who plays the guitar? A “strum-purr”!
52. Why did the cat become a detective? It had a “claw-some” sense of observation!
53. What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with birds? “Catch meow if you can”!
54. What do you call a cat who loves to travel? An “adven-meow-r”!
55. Why did the cat take up knitting? To create some “purrls of wisdom”!
56. How do cats get a promotion at work? They show their “purr-fessional” side!
57. What’s a cat’s favorite breakfast? “Meow-sli”!
58. Why did the cat become a teacher? It wanted to share its “purrls of knowledge”!
59. What do you call a cat who’s always on time? “Purrr-rfectly punctual”!
60. How do cats make decisions? They use their “in-meow-ition”!
61. Why did the cat become a yoga instructor? It wanted to teach “meow-ga”!
62. What’s a cat’s favorite dance move? The “feline shuffle”!
63. Why did the cat start a rock band? It wanted to be a “meow-sician”!
64. How do cats avoid traffic jams? They use the “purr-way”!
65. What do you call a cat who loves seafood? A “crab-meow”!
66. Why did the cat become a lifeguard? It was a strong “purr-swimmer”!
67. What’s a cat’s favorite holiday? “Meow-loween”!
68. Why did the cat become a hairstylist? It had a talent for “purr-fect” hairdos!
69. How do cats make decisions? They use their “meow-sense”!
70. Why did the cat start a weather forecaster? It had a “purr-dictable” personality!
71. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? “Meow-zine”!
72. Why did the cat go to art school? It wanted to be a “meow-sterpiece”!
73. How do cats stay in shape? They do “meow-robics”!
74. Why did the cat become a lawyer? It was great at “claw-guments”!
75. What’s a cat’s favorite treat? “Paw-sicles”!
76. Why did the cat start a bakery? To sell “meow-ffins”!
77. How do cats study for exams? They use “purr-fect” notes!
78. Why did the cat join a singing group? To be a part of a “meow-choir”!
79. What’s a cat’s favorite board game? “Meow-nopoly”!
80. Why did the cat start a fashion line? It wanted to be a “meow-del”!
81. What do you call a cat who loves to travel? An “advent-purr”!
82. Why did the cat become a DJ? It wanted to play some “meow-sic”!
83. What do you call a cat who’s good at math? A “purr-fessor”!
84. How do cats solve problems? They “purr-severe” until they find the answer!
85. What’s a cat’s favorite superhero? “Spider-Mew”!
It’s time to say fur-well, dear reader, but we hope our whisker-tickling cat jokes brought some laughter into your day.
Remember, even when the litter box of life gets messy, a good laugh can be the purr-fect remedy!
Stay cat-tastic and keep those smiles going!
