Welcome to the ring of laughter, where boxing meets comedy!
Get ready to dodge the punches of boredom and land a knockout with our side-splitting collection of boxing jokes.
From punchlines to uppercuts of hilarity, we’ve got you covered!
101 Boxing Jokes & Puns List
1. Why couldn’t the boxer tie his shoes? Because he got punched in the hands!
2. What do you call a boxer who loves to dance? A jitterbug.
3. Why couldn’t the boxer count to ten? He got knocked out after seven!
4. What do you call a boxer who loves to eat? A chew-chew.
5. Why couldn’t the boxer read the book? He got punched in the eyes!
6. What do you call a boxer who loves to sing? A hit song.
7. Why couldn’t the boxer finish his meal? He got knocked out of his chair!
8. What do you call a boxer who loves to sleep? A snooze-al.
9. Why couldn’t the boxer finish his homework? He got punched in the head!
10. What do you call a boxer who loves to swim? A float fighter.
11. Why couldn’t the boxer finish his test? He got knocked out of his seat!
12. What do you call a boxer who loves to garden? A green thumb-up.
13. Why couldn’t the boxer finish his run? He got punched in the face!
14. What do you call a boxer who loves to cook? A fry-fighter.
15. Why couldn’t the boxer finish his drink? He got knocked out of his chair!
16. What do you call a boxer who loves to read? A page-puncher.
17. Why couldn’t the boxer finish his movie? He got knocked out of his seat!
18. What do you call a boxer who loves to dance? A jab-a-roo.
19. Why couldn’t the boxer finish his game? He got punched in the jaw!
20. What do you call a boxer who loves to write? A pen-puncher.
21. Why couldn’t the boxer finish his game? He got knocked out of his seat!
22. What do you call a boxer who loves to fish? A hook-fighter.
23. Why couldn’t the boxer finish his speech? He got punched in the mouth!
24. What do you call a boxer who loves to hike? A trail-puncher.
25. Why couldn’t the boxer finish his round? He got knocked out of the ring!
26. What do you call a boxer who loves to play sports? An all-star-fighter.
27. Why couldn’t the boxer finish his work? He got punched in the face!
28. Why did the boxer carry a pencil to the fight? In case he wanted to draw blood!
29. What do you call a boxer who loves to eat pasta? Mac ‘n’ Punch-o!
30. Why did the boxer wear his pants so high? He didn’t want to leave his waistline defenseless!
31. How does a boxer open a jar of pickles? With a punchline!
32. What did the boxing coach say to the overly cautious boxer? “Stop dodging the question!”
33. Why did the boxer go to the bakery before a fight? He wanted to roll with the punches!
34. What do you call a boxer who becomes an accountant? A knockout in the balance sheets!
35. Why did the boxer always win at Monopoly? Because he had a mean right property!
36. Why did the boxer join a music band? He wanted to throw some jabs on the drums!
37. How do boxers like their eggs in the morning? Knockout-style!
38. What did the boxer say when he won the lottery? “I’m punching above my weight!”
39. Why did the boxer become a chef? Because he knew how to whip up a mean knockout punch!
40. How did the boxer propose to his girlfriend? He got down on one knee and said, “Will you be my corner-woman?”
41. Why did the boxer enroll in an art class? He wanted to perfect his left hook!
42. What do you call a boxer who loves gardening? A knockout horticulturist!
43. Why did the boxer wear two pairs of pants to the gym? In case he got into a double-header!
44. How do you know a boxer is good at math? He always counts his opponents out!
45. What did the boxer say when he knocked out his opponent in the first round? “Sorry for the early delivery, but I couldn’t resist!”
46. Why did the boxer start a band with his fellow fighters? They wanted to make some punchy music!
47. How did the boxer celebrate after winning the championship? He had a punch bowl party!
48. Why did the boxer bring a ladder to the ring? To reach new heights in his career!
49. What did the boxing coach say to his boxer after a tough match? “You fought your heart out, but next time, try using your fists!”
50. Why did the boxer become a hairdresser? He knew how to give a mean punch perm!
51. How does a boxer keep his hair in place during a fight? With knockout gel!
52. What did the boxer say when he forgot his boxing gloves? “I guess I’ll have to go bare-knuckle today!”
53. Why did the boxer join a cooking class? He wanted to learn how to make a mean uppercut!
54. How did the boxer feel after a heavy training session? Punch-drunk with exhaustion!
55. What did the boxer say to the referee after a questionable call? “You must be judging by punch lines!”
56. Why did the boxer always bring a dictionary to the gym? To improve his jab-ulary!
57. What did the boxer say when he won a marathon? “I’m used to going the distance!”
58. Why did the boxer start a fashion line? He wanted to knock ’em out with his knockout attire!
59. How does a boxer stay warm during winter? By shadowboxing!
60. Why did the boxer become an architect? He knew how to design a knockout punch!
61. What did the boxer say when he was asked to sign a contract? “I’ll take it on the chin!”
62. Why did the boxer bring a can of soda to the fight? In case he needed to deliver a roundhouse kick!
63. How do boxers like to travel? By punch buggy!
64. What did the boxing coach say to the boxer who kept losing his mouthguard? “Keep your guard up, not your guard down!”
65. Why did the boxer start a landscaping business? He had a mean left hook, but an even better green thumb!
66. What do you call a boxer who moonlights as a comedian? A punchline artist!
67. How do boxers study for exams? They hit the books!
68. Why did the boxer become a photographer? He knew how to capture the perfect knock-out shot!
69. What did the boxer say when he was asked about his favorite type of bread? “I’m a roll model!”
70. How did the boxer become a successful entrepreneur? He knew how to make every punch count!
71. What did the boxer say when he accidentally knocked himself out? “Looks like I punched myself into next week!”
72. Why did the boxer become a circus performer? He loved to throw punches under the big top!
73. How did the boxer feel when he lost his wallet? He was devastated, but he took it on the chin!
74. What did the boxer say to the trainer who was always late? “You need to start working on your punch-in time!”
75. Why did the boxer become a barber? He knew how to give a knockout haircut!
76. How did the boxer react when he heard a funny joke in the middle of a match? He had a punchline-ectomy!
77. What did the boxer say when he went to a seafood restaurant? “I’m here for the knock-out shrimp!”
78. Why did the boxer become a poet? He knew how to deliver punch lines with rhyme and rhythm!
79. What did the boxing coach say to the boxer who kept tripping? “You need to work on your footwork, not your fall-work!”
80. How did the boxer feel after losing a match due to a controversial decision? He was punch-drunk with frustration!
81. What did the boxer say when he couldn’t find his boxing gloves? “Looks like I’m getting a hand in my next fight!”
82. Why did the boxer start a gardening business? He had a mean left hook, but an even better green thumb!
83. What do you call a boxer who becomes a baker? A knockout pastry chef!
84. How do boxers like to relax after a tough match? They take a jab at a spa!
85. Why did the boxer start a dog training school? He knew how to throw a mean paw-some!
86. What did the boxing coach say when his boxer asked for a raise? “Sorry, but I can’t afford your punch line!”
87. How did the boxer feel after trying a new workout routine? He was punch-struck by the results!
88. What did the boxer say to the reporter who asked about his favorite snack? “I’m all about the punch lines!”
89. Why did the boxer bring a parachute to the match? In case he needed to throw a knockout jump!
90. How did the boxer react when he saw a spider in his gloves? He had a punch line-ophobia!
91. What did the boxer say when he saw a clown in the audience during his fight? “Looks like I’m in for a real punch line!”
92. Why did the boxer become a magician? He knew how to make his opponents disappear with a punch!
93. How do boxers like to dress up for Halloween? They go as “punch-a-trators”!
94. What did the boxing coach say to his boxer who couldn’t stop eating? “You need to cut down on the punch lines!”
95. Why did the boxer become a locksmith? He knew how to unlock the opponent’s defense!
96. How did the boxer feel after winning the heavyweight championship? He was on top of the world, or should I say, on top of the punch!
97. What did the boxer say when he accidentally knocked out his own tooth? “Looks like I have a real knockout smile now!”
98. Why did the boxer start a fish market? He had a mean left hook, but an even better fishhook!
99. What do you call a boxer who starts a farm? A knockout agriculturalist!
100. How do boxers like to spend their free time? By watching punchy movies!
101. Why did the boxer become a firefighter? He knew how to extinguish opponents with his knockout punches!
And there you have it, folks! We hope these boxing jokes had you rolling on the canvas with laughter.
Remember, even in the ring of life, it’s important to keep your sense of humor.
Until next time, keep those jokes flying and keep on fighting boredom with laughter!
