Hey there, fellow pedal pushers and two-wheeled enthusiasts!
If you’ve been desperately searching for a ride that’s more hilarious than a clown on a unicycle, then saddle up and get ready to embark on a pun-tastic journey!
We’ve compiled the crème de la crème of bicycle puns that’ll have you rolling with laughter, guaranteed.
So, put on your helmet, inflate those tires, and brace yourself for a wheely good time!
List Of 147 bicycle puns & Jokes
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
2. What do you call a mischievous bicycle? A bike-le-miss.
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the roller coaster? It didn’t have the stomach for it.
4. What do you call a bicycle that no one wants to ride? Unrideable.
5. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the merry-go-round? It didn’t have the revolutions.
6. What do you call a bicycle that likes to party? A bike-rager.
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the escalator? It didn’t have the steps.
8. What do you call a bicycle that likes to gossip? A bike-mouth.
9. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the elevator? It didn’t have the floors.
10. What do you call a bicycle that likes to brag? A big-head.
11. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the train? It didn’t have the tracks.
12. What do you call a bicycle that likes to complain? A bike-atcher.
13. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the boat? It didn’t have the oars.
14. What do you call a bicycle that likes to argue? A bike-icker.
15. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the plane? It didn’t have the wings.
16. What do you call a bicycle that likes to fight? A bike-rager.
17. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the subway? It didn’t have the tunnels.
18. What do you call a bicycle that likes to gossip? A bike-mouth.
19. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the helicopter? It didn’t have the propellers.
20. What do you call a bicycle that likes to nag? A bike-atcher.
21. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the rocket? It didn’t have the fuel.
22. What do you call a bicycle that likes to criticize? A bike-icker.
23. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the car? It didn’t have the wheels.
24. What do you call a bicycle that likes to interrupt? A bike-cutter.
25. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the horse? It didn’t have the hooves.
26. What do you call a bicycle that likes to tease? A bike-asher.
27. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the camel? It didn’t have the humps.
28. What do you call a bicycle that likes to annoy? A bike-other.
29. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the elephant? It didn’t have the trunk.
30. What do you call a bicycle that likes to bully? A bike-ully.
31. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the giraffe? It didn’t have the neck.
32. What do you call a bicycle that likes to pester? A bike-ster.
33. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the kangaroo? It didn’t have the pouch.
34. What do you call a bicycle that likes to bother? A bike-ther.
35. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the zebra? It didn’t have the stripes.
36. What do you call a bicycle that likes to tease? A bike-asher.
37. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the lion? It didn’t have the mane.
38. What do you call a bicycle that likes to irritate? A bike-tater.
39. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the tiger? It didn’t have the stripes.
40. What do you call a bicycle that likes to provoke? A bike-oker.
41. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the monkey? It didn’t have the tail.
42. What do you call a bicycle that likes to pester? A bike-ster.
43. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the donkey? It didn’t have the bray.
44. What do you call a bicycle that likes to bother? A bike-ther.
45. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the sheep? It didn’t have the wool.
46. What do you call a bicycle that likes to annoy? A bike-other.
47. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the pig? It didn’t have the oink.
48. What do you call a bicycle that likes to aggravate? A bike-vator.
49. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the cow? It didn’t have the moo.
50. What do you call a bicycle that likes to rile up? A bike-iler upper.
51. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the duck? It didn’t have the quack.
52. What do you call a bicycle that likes to pester? A bike-ster.
53. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the chicken? It didn’t have the cluck.
54. What do you call a bicycle that likes to bother? A bike-ther.
55. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the goose? It didn’t have the honk.
56. What do you call a bicycle that likes to annoy? A bike-other.
57. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the turkey? It didn’t have the gobble.
58. What do you call a bicycle that likes to aggravate? A bike-vator.
59. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the rooster? It didn’t have the cock-a-doodle-doo.
60. What do you call a bicycle that likes to rile up? A bike-iler upper.
61. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the penguin? It didn’t have the waddle.
62. What do you call a bicycle that likes to pester? A bike-ster.
63. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the alligator? It didn’t have the snap.
64. What do you call a bicycle that likes to bother? A bike-ther.
65. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the rhino? It didn’t have the charge.
66. What do you call a bicycle that likes to annoy? A bike-other.
67. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the hippo? It didn’t have the chomp.
68. What do you call a bicycle that likes to aggravate? A bike-vator.
69. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the shark? It didn’t have the bite.
70. What do you call a bicycle that likes to rile up? A bike-iler upper.
71. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the whale? It didn’t have the spout.
72. What do you call a bicycle that likes to pester? A bike-ster.
73. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the bear? It didn’t have the growl.
74. What do you call a bicycle that likes to bother? A bike-ther.
75. Why couldn’t the bicycle ride the wolf? It didn’t have the howl.
76. I told my bicycle to stop making dad jokes. It replied, “I can’t help it, it’s just my cycle.”
77. My friend’s bicycle was really nervous about going uphill. It said, “I’m just not geared for this!”
78. I asked my bicycle if it wanted to go to the party, but it said it was two-tired.
79. Why did the bicycle fall over? It lost its balance!
80. I tried to tell my bicycle a joke, but it couldn’t handle the punchline.
81.The bicycle went on a date but was worried about getting too clingy. It said, “I don’t want to be a two-tire-d.”
82. What do you call a bicycle that loves to read? A bookcycle!
83. My bicycle loves to sing in the rain. It’s a real bike-aoke enthusiast.
84. I told my bicycle it was really good at math. It said, “I guess I just know how to handlebars.”
85. Why was the bicycle so good at baking? It kneaded the dough!
86. My bicycle wanted to be a comedian, but it said its jokes were too “spoke” and “tyred.”
87. What do you call a bicycle with a fancy hat? A cap-cycle!
88. Why did the bicycle start a band? Because it knew how to handle the bars!
89. My bicycle is a great storyteller. It has a real wheel for dramatic effect.
90. What’s a bicycle’s favorite type of music? Cycle-hop!
91. My bicycle is always on time. It’s got a really tight cycle.
92. Why did the bicycle become a detective? It was great at following leads.
93. The bicycle went to the gym but only wanted to do spin class.
94. What do you call a bicycle that loves to dance? A two-step cycle!
95. My bicycle started a garden, but it could only grow two-tomatoes.
96. Why did the bicycle join the circus? It wanted to be a cycle performer.
97. My bicycle loves watching movies, especially cycle-dramas.
98. What do you call a bicycle with a broken heart? Un-recycle-able.
99. My bicycle is an artist. It loves to draw cyclelogical diagrams.
100. Why did the bicycle go to school? To get a “wheel-rounded” education!
101. What’s a bicycle’s favorite sport? Cycleball!
102. My bicycle went to the beach but was worried about getting sand in its spokes.
103. Why did the bicycle apply for a job? It needed to support its bike-ography.
104. What do you call a bicycle that’s always changing its mind? A bi-polar-cycle!
105. My bicycle loves music but doesn’t have any favorite bands—it’s too cyclectic.
106. Why was the bicycle so good at public speaking? It had excellent spokes-person skills.
107. What do you call a bicycle that can perform magic tricks? A cycle-illusionist!
108. My bicycle loves winter—it’s a real snow-cycler!
109. Why did the bicycle become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of the missing pedals.
110. What’s a bicycle’s favorite subject in school? Cyclo-geography!
111. My bicycle loves to go camping—it’s a real “cycle-camper.”
112. Why did the bicycle become a musician? It had a natural talent for “cycle-pathetic” songs.
113. What do you call a bicycle with a positive attitude? An up-cycologist!
114. My bicycle loves to travel and explore new places. It’s a real globetrotter.
115. Why was the bicycle so good at yoga? It had mastered all the “cycle-poses.”
116. What do you call a bicycle that’s really good at telling stories? A tale-cycle!
117. My bicycle loves fashion and always follows the latest cycle-trends.
118. Why did the bicycle take an art class? It wanted to improve its cycle-drawing skills.
119. What’s a bicycle’s favorite dessert? Cycle-scream!
120. My bicycle loves to play board games—it’s a real cycle-path.
121. Why did the bicycle go to the doctor? It had a flat tire-ache!
122. What do you call a bicycle that’s really good at math? A cycleculator!
123. My bicycle is a real foodie—it loves to cycle through different cuisines.
124. Why did the bicycle start a band? It knew how to handle the “pedals.”
125. What’s a bicycle’s favorite type of book? Cyclepedia!
126. My bicycle loves jokes about boats. It’s a real paddle-cycle!
127. Why did the bicycle become an actor? It loved being in the cycle-ema!
128. What do you call a bicycle that’s great at solving puzzles? A cycle-ologist!
129. My bicycle loves astronomy. It’s always stargazing from its handlebars.
130. Why did the bicycle go to the party? To “spoke” with new people!
131. What’s a bicycle’s favorite type of shoe? Cyclo-cross trainers!
132. My bicycle started a podcast—it’s called “Two-Tire Talks.”
133. Why did the bicycle take a cooking class? It wanted to learn how to cycle a good meal.
134. What do you call a bicycle with a hidden talent? A cyclebrity!
135. My bicycle loves watching wildlife—it’s a real cycle-ogist.
136. Why did the bicycle join the book club? It wanted to discuss its favorite cycle-logical novels.
137. What’s a bicycle’s favorite dance move? The cycle-hop!
138. My bicycle loves gardening and grows beautiful cycle-dendrums.
139. Why did the bicycle go on a diet? It wanted to be a lean, mean, cycling machine.
140. What do you call a bicycle that loves comedy? A laugh-cycle!
141. My bicycle loves to write poetry—it’s a real cycle-lingual wordsmith.
142. Why did the bicycle go to school? To learn how to pedal its way to success.
143. What’s a bicycle’s favorite season? Cycle-summer!
144. My bicycle started a rock band—it’s called “Cycle Path.”
145. Why did the bicycle go to the art museum? To appreciate some cycle-brated masterpieces.
146. What do you call a bicycle that’s always late? A “tardy”-cycle!
147. My bicycle loves watching wildlife documentaries—it’s a real cycle-naturalist.
And there you have it, folks!
We hope you’ve had a wheelie great time pedaling through these puns.
Remember, laughter is the best exercise for your facial muscles, so keep those smiles rolling.
Whether you’re a cycling pro or just a casual rider, these bicycle puns will surely brighten up your day and make you the life of any bike-themed gathering.
Until we meet again on the roads of humor, stay funny and keep spinning those wheels!
Keep pedaling, keep laughing, and keep spreading the joy!
Happy cycling, and may your adventures be filled with endless pun-tastic delights!
Cheers to bicycle puns and never-ending laughter!
