Are you ready to have a ‘ding’-tastic time?
Brace yourselves for a symphony of laughter as we unveil the wittiest and most ‘ring’-iculously hilarious bell puns!
Whether you’re a ‘bell’-iever or a skeptic, these puns will surely ‘chime’-press you!
List Of 107 Bell Puns & Jokes
1. Ding dong, you’re wrong.
2. That was a bell-ow average joke.
3. You’re making me see red like a bell pepper.
4. I’m feeling a little toll, can we take a break?
5. That joke was a real clinker.
6. You’re really ringing my bell!
7. You’re on a roll, keep it up.
8. That was quite a carillon.
9. You’re really toiling away at the puns today!
10. You’re really raising the bar.
11. You’re really striking a chord with these puns.
12. These puns are chime-less.
13. You’re really making some noise with these puns!
14. These puns are really resonating with me.
15. You’re really ringing all the right bells.
16. These puns are a chime well spent.
17. You’re really clanging my cymbals with these puns!
18. You’re really gong places with these puns.
19. You’re really chiming in with these puns!
20. You’re really ringing true with these puns.
21. These puns are really toll-erable.
22. You’re really making my ears chime.
23. You’re really hitting the mark with these puns.
24. You’re really making these puns sing.
25. You’re really striking the right note with these puns.
26. You’re really making these puns ring true.
27. You’re really making these puns chime in.
28. You’re really making these puns sound good.
29. You’re really making these puns ring out.
30. You’re really making these puns chime out.
31. You’re really making these puns sing out.
32. You’re really making these puns ring a bell.
33. I was going to make a pun about bells, but I got cold feet… or should I say, cold ringers!
34. What did the bell say to the annoying door? “You’re just not my type, I’m looking for someone more chime-worthy!”
35. You know, I tried to become a professional bell player, but it didn’t work out. I guess I just wasn’t cut out to be a bell-end!
36. I asked the bell to tell me a joke, but all it did was ring me the wrong way.
37. When the bells get together for a party, you could say it’s a real ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!
38. I once tried to start a bell choir, but all I got were a bunch of ringers and no singers.
39. The bell asked its friend, “Do you want to hear a secret?” But it just ended up telling me everything. It had no filter!
40. When the bell tried to go on a diet, it realized it couldn’t resist its love for toll house cookies.
41. You know you’re truly bell-oved when people can’t stop ringing your praises!
42. I asked the bell what its favorite instrument was, and it replied, “Handbells down!”
43. The bell had a tough time deciding what to wear to the ball. It didn’t want to be overdressed, so it went for a “ring in the middle” look.
44. What do you call a bell that’s not feeling well? A sick-ling!
45. The bells had a falling out, but they eventually made up because they realized they were just two peas in a pod… a bell pod!
46. I thought about starting a bell-themed social media account, but I was afraid it would be too “ding-crowded.”
47. I tried to impress the bell with my jokes, but it just didn’t give me the ring of approval.
48. Why did the bell go to school? To get a higher education and become a real ringing scholar!
49. The bell went on a blind date with a trumpet, but it turned out to be a dissonant disaster. They just couldn’t find the right harmony.
50. I told the bell a top-secret joke, but it told me I couldn’t keep it “underbell wraps.”
51. The bell always wins at hide-and-seek because no matter where it hides, it’s got the perfect “ring” camouflage.
52. The bell told its friend, “You’re so funny; you always crack me up!” And then it realized that’s what bells do, not humans!
53. Why was the bell so good at giving advice? Because it had years of “toll”-erance!
54. The bell tried to learn French, but it couldn’t quite get the hang of “ding” and “dong.”
55. I asked the bell how it was feeling, and it said, “Well, today I’m just a little ‘ting’-ly.”
56. The bell had a crush on the clock because it knew it was “time” for a new romance!
57. What do you call a bell that just can’t stop laughing? A jingle bell-y!
58. The bell was great at giving pep talks. It always knew how to “ring”-spire others.
59. Why did the bell get a ticket? It was caught “ringing” someone’s doorbell and running away!
60. I tried to impress the bell with my singing skills, but it just told me to “stick to your day job!”
61. The bell had a lot of friends but always made sure to hang out with its closest “toll”-mates.
62. Why did the bell refuse to play hide-and-seek with the triangle? Because the triangle would never “ring” a bell!
63. The bell went on vacation to a tropical island, and it had a “ringing” good time!
64. What did the bell say to the annoying fly buzzing around? “Don’t you know it’s ‘ring’-appropriate to stay away?”
65. I asked the bell how it stays in shape, and it said, “I do a lot of ‘ring’ercise!”
66. The bell told me it was trying to improve its vocabulary, but it was stuck on “ring,” “ding,” and “dong.”
67. Why did the bell start a band? It wanted to be the “ring” leader, of course!
68. The bell tried to take a nap, but it was always interrupted by “ding”-ing thoughts.
69. What’s a bell’s favorite game? “Ring” around the rosie, of course!
70. I told the bell I wanted to be a comedian, and it said, “You’ve got the right ‘ring’ to make people laugh!”
71. The bell considered a career in acting but decided it was more suited for a “supporting ‘ring'” role.
72. Why did the bell go to the therapist? It was feeling a bit “ding”-oriented.
73. The bell went on a date with a violin but realized they had no chemistry. There were just no “ring” sparks!
74. What did the bell say to the doorbell? “You’re just a cheap ‘ding’ imitation!”
75. I asked the bell if it was going to the dance party, and it replied, “Oh, I’m definitely ‘ring’-ing my A-game!”
76. Why did the bell break up with the drum? It felt like the relationship was always “tambourine” on the edge.
77. The bell told me it was starting a bell choir with other bells. I said, “That sounds like a ‘ring’-ing endorsement!”
78. What do you call a bell that can’t stop talking? A jingle-bell!
79. The bell tried to go on a diet, but it couldn’t resist the temptation of “ting”-ting snacks.
80. I asked the bell if it had any siblings, and it said, “Yes, I have a big ‘ding’-dom of family members!”
81. The bell’s favorite comedian was Jim Car-illon; they always found his jokes “ring”-credibly funny!
82. Why did the bell visit the dentist? It wanted to get its “ring” cleaned!
83. The bell said it used to be a lawyer, but it got dis-barred for its excessive “ding”-ing in court.
84. What do you call a bell that’s always down in the dumps? A “sad-ring.”
85. The bell tried to become a DJ, but its mixes were always a little “off the ‘ring’er.”
86. Why did the bell get a part-time job? It wanted to “toll” up some extra cash!
87. I asked the bell how it keeps its shine, and it said, “I just give myself a little ‘ring’-bath every now and then!”
88. The bell went on a date with a guitar, but it just didn’t “chord” with the idea of a second date.
89. What do you call a bell with a great sense of humor? A “ding”-ster!
90. The bell decided to try its hand at painting but realized it was better at “ring”-ing masterpieces!
91. Why did the bell join a meditation group? It wanted to find its “inner chime.”
92. I asked the bell about its dream job, and it said, “I want to be a ‘ring’-spiration to others!”
93. The bell had a reputation for being melodramatic. Some even called it a “ring”-leader of drama.
94. Why did the bell go to school? It wanted to learn “bell”ology and become a true expert!
95. The bell tried to do stand-up comedy, but it was hard to get laughs when its jokes “fell flat.”
96. What’s a bell’s favorite candy? Jingle “bell”s, of course!
97. I asked the bell if it believed in fate, and it said, “Oh, definitely! It’s all ‘toll’-ly meant to be!”
98. The bell considered becoming a detective but couldn’t resist the allure of “ring”-ing mystery novels.
99. Why did the bell start learning karate? It wanted to master the art of “ring”-fu!
100. The bell went on a blind date with a tambourine, and they had a “ring”-ing good time making music together.
101. What’s a bell’s favorite dance style? The “ring”-go!
102. I asked the bell if it was ready for the party, and it said, “I’m all set to ‘ring’-le in the festivities!”
103. The bell considered becoming a chef but realized its specialty was “ring”-gredients, not cooking.
104. Why did the bell enroll in music school? To major in “ring”-strumental studies!
105. The bell told me it was starting a new fashion trend called “ring”-couture.
106. What do you call a bell that’s really good at math? An arithme-“ding” expert!
107. I asked the bell about its favorite hobby, and it said, “I love collecting ‘ring’-que artifacts!
Before we ‘toll’-d you goodbye, we hope our bell puns left you in a state of ‘ding’-joyment!
Remember, the world could always use more laughter, so share these ‘bell’-oved puns with your friends and let the ‘ring’-fest continue!
Stay ‘bell’-issima and keep spreading the pun-tastic vibes!
